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@StreetWiseMG @Tortilla_Senpai brother linked the first google result without even realizing it's 4 years old, top tech support

@Tortilla_Senpai reddit.com/r/FullmetalAlc…

there is no legal way to watch 2003 Fullmetal Alchemist...🫠 we are losing the ancient texts!!!!!!!!

@nothinbutlag so... no fajitas?

@biggieU_U a truer shot was loosed!

Witness my goat Gough. What a beast lol, shot the dragon down while being completely blind

@Reasonmaxxing @PainDayan @beyoncegarden you think mr. mcdonald is gonna send this video to every employer in the world?

@PainDayan @beyoncegarden Yes, it's just a fast food job. It's not worth trashing your employment history over.

the diva with the ponytail ate her up so bad LMAOOO😭😭😭

@fynori i see sorrow enough thx

SEA OF SORROW TOMORROW??!!!!?!!?

@woman2me @matsushin1978 hopital

@matsushin1978 Those who know

10年飼って抱けなかったのでもうそういうタイプのコミュニケーションは諦めよう…と思っていたのに最近になって急に毎晩お腹の上に来てくれるコロッケ

@danghentschel me everytime i see this

@Ravenismeee liver box

america has burgers italy has pasta japan has sushi your country has???🍴

@muglerwhore @alwaysunnyooc darude sandstorm

@alwaysunnyooc What’s this from

That was not a stunt double. That was Kaitlin Olson flying headfirst into a car door

@casual_user08 @x2x_wolf @crellythecow bro hitting the loo full loggerstyle

@x2x_wolf @JUDGERNAUT2 @crellythecow Well those are really rare scenarios. Either you pee first, because peeing is usually faster, or take a shit first. Taking a shit while peeing is a huge gamble. Either you make a mess on the toilet floor, or just imagine the OP's image but with a log of shit on the bottom.

DOES THIS REALLY HAPPEN

@tootspootsboots @kudzushima @ChainlinkJohnny @missmayn wait filling your lungs with tar can fuck up your respiratory system??

@kudzushima @ChainlinkJohnny @missmayn Looking into this.

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

@CSGOhistories exceptional use of free will

@casual_user08 @crellythecow am i supposed to put my cock on that crevice and piss on the floor?

@crellythecow Yes, that's why we have these models just so you can have a nice little place to put it on and avoid this exact problem.

@MuseObserving @CandyStripeNia can't even have hobbies anymore without being called insane

@CandyStripeNia also leave it up to a therapist to not only recognize mental illness but appreciate the amount of effort it takes

@bageloverwatch i would just be screaming at myself while simultaneously diving too deep as tank and not healing enough as support

i want to duplicate myself 4 times and have an overwatch team composed entirely of myself.. im just curious what rank we would make it to…

@StopKilingGames @Pirat_Nation thats because pirat nation is a scumbag grifter and never posts any sources

@Pirat_Nation Funny how you linked a thumbnail of a video and not the video itself: youtube.com/watch?v=QXdmoe…

>1.4 million signatures >Both EU and California about to vote on Stop Killing Games bills in the next few months >All enemies of SKG (Ubisoft, Pirate software) have been destroyed We are winning so hard

@gmoult yeah where the burger, bacon and extra large coke?

I will never understand scandinavia

@wojakotto @shitposts_mp4 brother the reality is calling you need to step outside right now

@shitposts_mp4 I can tell this is AI by the dialogue

@All_Lee24 @_findrafa twitter? this is x the everything app

@_findrafa God forbid you make a typo on Twitter here come everyone and their mom pointing it out

the past tense of "cast" is still "cast"