Every Once In A While You Get Shown The Light…

@ThomasB25156823 @KellyScaletta You have “don’t tread on me” pinned on your fcking account and this is the type of post you make? The idiocy never fails to amaze me.

@KellyScaletta Not what happened at all .Made up story .The gay dude had a gun and while resisting arrest the gun was found and FAFO

So one time this one bully shoved a woman on the ground, and another guy went over to help her up, so this bully and a half dozen of his friends beat him to the ground and shot him execution style, firing 10 bullets into him. This post is about Alex Pretti.

@RealTimMalcolm @HunterBiden Which famous comedians have spoken about how perfect his comedic timing is? I’ll wait…

bro youre hating at this point. You can hate Trump, you can disagree with his politics, but one thing that is true is he could be a standup comedian if he wanted. He has the perfect comedic timing, which is something you can't teach; famous comedians have even spoken about that with Trump.

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night. It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me. Sad and embarrassed and exhausted. Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one. People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room. Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old. He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second. That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed. There is a name for it. So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers. The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin. And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride. Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was. And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving. Just another joke at our expense.

@cm0use @Babygravy9 JCVD is a 90’s action star. Seagal - no

@Babygravy9 90s action stars got all the mileage they could I forget which movie but there's that one with Seagal where he was just gropin every butt in sight

Imagine being JCVD in 1991 and having so much cocaine in your body and just getting to film absurd stuff like this during the day and then go home and bang Kylie Minogue.

@pullum38623 @sandibachom Do you understand how dumb this sounds? “Dems are bad because reps aren’t disclosing information”

@sandibachom Why are Dems not doing anything? This is why Americans don’t trust Dems any more than Reps!!!

We have 12 days before they declare that Mitch McConnell is dead and it’s too late to hold a special election. Is anybody gonna say anything? Isn’t there like some kind of investigative journalist out there who can figure this out?

@xiaoyz_xyz @theliamnissan Your “Southeast Asia” account is showing. Bye

@theliamnissan why not? let's lay out and examine the evidence and let the american people decide. usinv divisive language is not helping the situation.

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

@pmanroma1 @krassenstein You are exactly what’s wrong with the current situation in America right now. Was the guy in Maine innocent or no?

@krassenstein You fucking comply with their orders!!! If you’re innocent nothing will happen!! Stop spreading your BULLSHIT!!

As a brown skinned American-born citizen, how should someone handle being boxed in by unmarked vehicles filled with people in ski masks with assault rifles, if they have a kid in the car? Asking for all my non-white friends...

@Doglick77 @WokeMitt Oh look! Someone who doesn’t know what they are talking about on twitter…

This Republican scheme to conceal Mitch McConnell’s death is a test run for what they’re going to do if/when Trump dies in office.

@Artman_22 @DapperDomo I hate that I have to explain this but here we are…hart was replying to a post that pushed republican ideals (forced reading of the bible in public schools). Hope this helps with the whole “republican” thing

@DapperDomo Being a Christian makes someone republican? What a low iq post.

What the fuck is Josh Hart talking about. Are them Knick niggas fucking republicans?

@JCCC629 @ScubaSteve1219 @atrupar So your answer is no….no you don’t agree with this. Protecting a pedo

@ScubaSteve1219 @atrupar The Biden Admin and DOJ had those files and you and I both know they were scrutinized -- yet nothing. Tells ya everything you need to know.

Josh Hokit just ended his post-fight speech at the White House UFC event by yelling "Michelle Obama is a man!" A disgraceful spectacle through and through

@Arnold78459Doug @Strandjunker Credentials? You don’t have to have much more than an elemental understanding of geopolitics to know what was said is true.

@Strandjunker Your credentials, ma’am? Being a Germanophile doesn’t count. Are you a military analyst working for the Pentagon? It appears you are just another person with an unsubstantiated opinion. That, and couple of dollars will get you a cup of coffee. 😊 #MAGA

US troops are not in Germany to protect Germany. They’re there because the US needs bases to conduct operations beyond the North American continent. If Trump withdraws them, he will harm the United States, not Germany. It’s absurd how many Americans fail to grasp this.

@josephb1357 @YankeeReport_ …and still be in 1st place

@YankeeReport_ They’ll lose 11 out of 13 in June

THE YANKEES HAVE LOST 11 OF THEIR LAST 13 GAMES 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Chief91630 @BraddrofliT Please enlighten us with your apparent knowledge of the situation

@BraddrofliT Imagine not doing announce if research and just regurgitating the liberal media! Yes he used foreign steel! Do you know why? Of course you don’t! Fucking idiot

He wrapped himself in “American steel” to win Pennsylvania then built his own ballroom project with foreign steel. You weren’t supporters. You were props.

@SeverusofPot01 @tedlieu No formal complaints or charges have been filed…so there’s that. Withdrawing support based on social media posts is fairly strong. Agree?

@tedlieu Funny yet where is the CALL Lieu for him to resign??? Oh that is right it is because you only care about NUMBERS in Congress NOT the FACT that this MAN sits in the House! You disgrace!

In light of the recent allegations against Representative Eric Swalwell, I am withdrawing my endorsement of his campaign for Governor.

@areznik77 @tedlieu Who’s imploding? I see responsible members of congress withdrawing support. Something republicans would never dream of doing.

@tedlieu Watching your party implode is glorious. It's extra sweet after all the bullshit you put us through.

@CSMHall123 @tedlieu Now do trump.

@tedlieu I notice no one is asking him to resign form his current position. That gives the whole game away.

@LeahDiscovers @GigWorthy01 “No frivolous spending” Has blue checkmark on twitter

@GigWorthy01 I already track EVERY dollar. I literally have no frivolous spending whatsoever. I am way beyond "motivated to not spend money" Please see any of my other comments for further information

I'm struggling and I hate it. All of my stress boils down to financial and I don't know what more I can do. I need to increase my income by $500 at least, every month, otherwise I start every week in the hole. And that's just necessities, food water gas. I literally don't buy anything else. I don't buy clothes, I don't buy frivolous things, the only vice in my life is coffee. I have 3 set bills a month and otherwise it's just a constant juggle of food, water, gas. I had gotten to where I could afford an entire week of existence at a time. Now I'm back down to about 3-4 days thanks to the price of gas.

@DeborahNin1322 @PeteButtigieg Go ahead and tell us what he’s done. Can’t wait for this response Deb.

@PeteButtigieg You are mad because Trump had the balls to actually do something about the terrorist regime... STFU

Regardless of whether it’s all talk, when the leader of our country expresses plainly genocidal intent, everyone has to do something. For citizens of all political stripes, it means rejecting this madness. For Congress, it means taking action to rein him in. Now.

@TJGHVAC @PeteButtigieg I wish you were smarter.

@PeteButtigieg PETEY, you should realize by now, he does this shit so all you clowns lose your minds and try to think of anyway to stop him. Then he laughs his ass off sitting in his office at all the incompetent democrats and fools like you that there are out there 🤣😂 dumb asses

@AVEX921 @SenMarkKelly Win wars quickly? It’s been over a month already, and the actions he is suggesting are war crimes. We are fighting Israel’s war and none of our allies want to help. Because trump is an idiot.

@SenMarkKelly This is how you win wars quickly, you decimate the enemy until they call for a truce. Your way has kept us in 20 year quagmires that cost thousands of US lives, no definitive victories, and completely destroyed our economy in the process.

Threatening to target power plants and other non-military targets is not strength. If those words become orders to destroy civilian infrastructure with no valid military purpose, it’s hard to see how they would not violate the laws of armed conflict. America leads best with strength, discipline, and professionalism. Illegal orders to make civilians suffer would be a black mark on our military and our country.

@baconcrusader69 @SenMarkKelly I was gonna post some snarky shit here but then I checked your timeline…you are too far gone my friend.

@SenMarkKelly Fuck dude, you really ARE a Commie. Your NJ bullshit doesn't fit with AZ values. Time for you to be voted out. Oh, and I like the ring that Seaman Kelly has to it. Keep talking seditiously buddy...