Jacques Cousteau

@Tyr_Dyeusson @Little_Lambsie @atrupar Someone never had grandparents.

@Little_Lambsie @atrupar Really? Your hands have a giant discolouration spreading over the back of them? Yeah, you should totally ignore that.

Both of Trump's hands were covered with some sort of makeup today to cover up some sort of physical affliction (Kevin Dietsch/Getty)

@chowell2000 @Little_Lambsie @atrupar This isn’t health though. This is appearance. This happens with old people. It’s normal. That’s why it’s not a story.

@Little_Lambsie @atrupar Well you’re not the president, so we aren’t as concerned about your health, why is that confusing?

@scarylawyerguy @atrupar Look. Trump obviously sucks. But if you can’t see the difference between dementia and having old man hands, maybe you should look inward. No one is making a big deal about this because everyone has had a grandparent and knows this is normal.

This post has been sent numerous times over the past 6 months to complete and utter silence from the same journalists who told us Joe Biden had dementia. Just a complete and utter lack of interest in this story and it infuriates me every time I send some variation of this tweet

@DevyEusuf I mean, he’s fine. Not as good as you hyped him up to be. Probably best as a WR3 on a middling team. Problem is you need to justify your priors so you drop stats like WAR to make it seem like you were right all along. You’re a smart guy. I’m sure you know this.

@JacquesCouste12 Non-fantasy people thinks he sucks too

Quentin Johnston was the most valuable non-QB on the Chargers last season in terms of WAR.

@JackKennedy Real LOTR fans know that Fellowship is the GOAT. Having the other two so much higher is insane.

Very happy with my objectively correct list

@EKlambara @FirstTake @stephenasmith We don’t want you as a Sixers fan. Bye.

@FirstTake @stephenasmith As a Sixers fan as soon as i heard them chanting that i knew it was stupid lol. No reason to get ahead of yourself

"Philly fans will regret saying, 'We want Boston.' You're not beating the Boston Celtics." @stephenasmith doesn't have faith in the 76ers against the Celtics 👀

@barstoolsports Dave’s downfall from somewhat likable to complete ass clown needs to be studied.

Dave Portnoy is SICK of these delusional Sixers fans If they win a championship this year, he’ll get a Sixers neck tattoo

@kaizendev9 @FirstTake @stephenasmith LMAO

@FirstTake @stephenasmith Stephen A. cooking as usual 😂 Philly fans really out here summoning the Celtics like that’s a good idea. Boston in 4-5 max.

@ParlayRizz You’re an idiot

@JacquesCouste12 Skenes betta (was)

Nationals been cooking skenes but letting misiorowski throw no hitter make it make sense #MLB

@Owen_FBB Looking back on this list is hilarious. Genuinely awful. Miz at 30 after he showed his stuff last season was an absurd take.

My Personal Preseason 2026 Top 30 Dynasty SP 1. Paul Skenes (PIT) 2. Tarik Skubal (DET) 3. Garrett Crochet (BOS) 4. Yoshinobu Yamamoto (LAD) 5. Hunter Brown (HOU) 6. Christopher Sanchez (PHI) 7. Logan Gilbert (SEA) 8. Hunter Greene (CIN) 9. Bryan Woo (SEA) 10. Eury Perez (MIA) 11. Cole Ragans (KC) 12. Logan Webb (SF) 13. Chase Burns (CIN) 14. Freddy Peralta (NYM) 15. Nolan McLean (NYM) 16. Dylan Cease (TOR) 17. Jesus Luzardo (PHI) 18. George Kirby (SEA) 19. Spencer Strider (ATL) 20. Bubba Chandler (PIT) 21. Framber Valdez (HOU) 22. Joe Ryan (MIN) 23. Kyle Bradish (BAL) 24. Jacob deGrom (TEX) 25. Chris Sale (ATL) 26. Blake Snell (LAD) 27. Zack Wheeler (PHI) 28. Emmet Sheehan (LAD) 🎥 29. Cam Schlittler (NYY) 30. Jacob Misiorowski (MIL) 🎥 @PitchingNinja #FantasyBaseball

@Owen_FBB @StatlineScout How does this take feel now? Guys like you make it easy to make money in this game.

@JacquesCouste12 @StatlineScout I disagree, but to each their own. I have multiple Luzardo shares and straight up that’s not something I would strongly entertain

@checkthebore @Roto_Frank Dude stop spamming these guys and make your own decisions. Christ.

@DudePerfect Everyone hates you. Think of an original idea.

the Raiders didn’t take Mendoza first overall?! 💀 #NFLDraft

@MySportsUpdate You’re a loser

The #Jets will select Texas Tech DE David Bailey with the No. 2 overall pick. He was the top pass-rusher on their board as HC Aaron Glenn gets the guy he coveted.

@DonDurrett Thoughts on Jaguar Mining earnings?

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@BrRaaaain @bennyjohnson @atrupar Who cares. Religion should not be in politics.

@bennyjohnson @atrupar Hey Benny, what does Jesus tell us about the less fortunate?

"The average IQ in Somalia hovers around 70, and that's the threshold for mentally handicapped ... they're a net drain on the society" -- even by MAGA standards, the unvarnished racism of this interview of Rep. Brandon Gill by Benny Johnson is breathtaking

@birdlandminute Ahhh gotcha. My bad. This is why I shouldn’t engage on Twitter after having two old fashioneds.

@JacquesCouste12 Ah I see think we’ve got a understanding. This tweet was about a pinch hitting opportunity in the 9th. Because I agree in terms of starting Beavers will need to outhit Cowser by a lot to make up for the lost defense. Which he’s close to doing.

Colton Cowser over Dylan Beavers is an interesting decision. Neither looks great right now. But needing just a base hit I would think Beavers is the better play. If it was more desperate and needed a home run I could see Cowser.

@birdlandminute I don’t know how you can play Cowser if it isn’t due to his defense. He’s arguably the worst hitter in baseball.

@JacquesCouste12 That had nothing to do with defense haha