Jake Dohm

@the5spickleball The AI models are killing me. Thanks I hate it.

The official 2026 New Jersey 5s Lifestyle merch collection is now available. Rep Clown Town all season long on and off the courts. thenj5s.com/collections/me…

@Sean60133791259 @jarredsumner @kentcdodds @webdevcody Genuinely asking: did you review the code? Or why are you asserting it’s bad?

@jarredsumner @kentcdodds @webdevcody yet you pushed a bunch of bad code and set precedent for years of sub-optimal rewrites

Bun rewrite from zig to rust in 6 days. 1,009,257 changes. 6,755 commits. all tests passing.

@garrettwinderrr SpongeBob case

Pro-tip: tell Claude to format your git commits like a late 90’s away message on AIM. Before: Update README.md After: ~*~ UpDaTe ThE sTuPiD ReAdMe ~*~

@TetraspaceWest Got me

@ZaneNavratil @PaddletekLLC How much did you have to pay Joola to post this? #TooSoon?

The new Paddletek Honeyfoam will make you better. Check out the linktree in my bio!

Anyone washing their lunch container at work before heading home is on a different level of having their life together.

@AndreaRemynse @MajorLeaguePB History started in 2024

@MajorLeaguePB Anna and Rachel won MLP as teammates. CP is a multi MLP champ.

We built the matchup. You make the call. 🗣️ MLP Champions vs Non-MLP Champions. Drop your side in the comments. ⬇️ 🔥 #MLP2026 #MajorLeaguePickleball #pickleball

@MajorLeaguePB This is so wrong

@pickler1234 @annabright108 @NmlPickleball This has been proven wrong by MLP. Some awesome teams with players who wouldn’t naturally play together

@annabright108 @NmlPickleball Partnerships have to be formed organically and completely voluntarily. Forced partnerships or arbitrary rules governing partnerships means we are not allowing excellence in doubles sports. We don't want that.

Zane’s idea is a very good one, and would be a lot of fun. But if you want an easier fix, just make it so they can’t select the player that they have partnered with the most over the season

Build your own Spotify 🎶

@stolinski @wesbos My users go to another school

@wesbos My users are pretty underground, you probably haven't heard of them.

the libraries i use are so obscure that no one would bother compromising them.

@jh3yy @toylan20 Wrong, that’s clean

@toylan20 not clean but 🥲

I understand you can do 10 clean pull-ups, but can you do one clean muscle up?

@AshAshPB GOOD tweet

It’s actually Collin Johns in the Geoffrey Giraffe suit

@protegefp I don’t think that pic is actually Parris 😂

The lineup / matchup screen is coming along very nicely... This screen will receive live updates every time your player scores a point in a match. Stop being just a spectator. Beat your friends today at fp.protegetechnology.com. 🏆 #FantasyPickleball

Hot take: 🌶️ An agent should be generating nearly all code today. If the agent fails, the focus should be on improving instructions, prompts, architecture, tools, skills, tests, and feedback loops so it can reliably do so.

php without laravel

Ever seen someone embarrassed about code they didn't even write? Join us (@joshcirre @LeahTCodes) in ~2 hours (1pm ET) to experience just that! youtube.com/watch?v=VKrUrw…

@housecor you two should do a podcast then!

This take makes no sense to me. I just wrapped up a 7 week project where Opus wrote nearly all my frontend code. The results? After dialing in my instructions and skills, I rarely find things worth changing in frontend PRs these days.

Live code review! I haven't even taken a peek until the livestream tomorrow. 👀