Janitor Bob

@ShadowofEzra I suppose the converse is also true. You can also cause unimaginable permanent harm.

Elon Musk says the future of medicine will be completely digital, with synthetic RNA programmed to rewrite how the human body functions and cure almost anything. He describes medicine as working like software, with custom RNA strands designed to reprogram the body from within. “The future of medicine will be digital.” “If you know what to program in that synthetic RNA strand, you can basically cure anything.”

@stats_feed Minnesota state government

If all humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, what industry would collapse first?

@meganheat @libsoftiktok She took too many stimulants, probably the up the nose kind. The face gives it away every time.

@libsoftiktok Did she think we forgot about how strange this was???

MN Rep and Senate candidate Angie Craig, who’s celebrated as the first openly lgbtq member of Congress from MN, mocks Tulsi Gabbard’s husband’s cancer diagnosis

@WalterHudson @MNUpNorthLakeG1 Because they don’t sit stationary all day they rotate

At face value, this makes incredibly obvious sense. So... why aren't we doing it?

@Adino1298824 @MightyPraslea @Rightanglenews Nah he’s a hero lol

@JanitorB0b @MightyPraslea @Rightanglenews Because by reporting it all eyes will be on him. He just increases the chances of getting caught 10 fold.

@MightyPraslea @Rightanglenews What makes you think there wasn’t twice that much just moments earlier?

@Rightanglenews .. immediately contacted police.

@sp43999748 @cicero_mn Scarlet Tanager camped out here all day during the rain.

Here the birds we have at the feeders/yard today. 10 min recording, 19 birds. I could see a brown thrasher but he was quite. Saw the warbler, that’s first here. Didn’t see the fly Cather but it picked him up a couple times. @cicero_mn

@elonmusk If I ever travel abroad again I will become Sikh for personal defense 😆

This poor boy was running away from someone who stabbed him & stole his phone, but the police in the UK attacked him instead of his murderer!

@TheTree @cicero_mn There’s a butt hole on your shirt Superman! 😆

@cicero_mn Says the guy crying about a newspaper sub as if it matters that they canceled it. Nobody cares. The algorithm forced your post into my feed, likely cause you paid for it, and your soft as hell reply shows me exactly all I need to know.

I finally convinced my mom to cancel her Star Tribune subscription.

@LisaBritton Because their parents are divorced and no longer caring.

Teen boys are arguing a lot less with their parents since 2010 according to a survey. Why do you think that is?

@sweatystartup You’re pretending. 😆

My 6 yr old son has had behavior problems. A week ago I started: 2.5 mg of creatine 150 mg of magnesium glycinate 200 mg theanine 500 mg sodium 200 mg potassium I mix it all into 6 oz water with the electrolyte stick for flavor (salt of the earth) in the morning. It has been a massive success. Behavior way better.

@TeslaFanCN I want to know how a concrete pier suddenly just falls off a truck.

特斯拉Model Y的一体压铸车身硬到离谱！😱 夜间等红灯时，货车上一个巨大水泥墩突然脱落，重重砸在Model Y车头上。如此恐怖的冲击力，Model Y竟然只前盖有些损坏，驾驶舱几乎零变形，A柱B柱依旧坚挺，车身纹丝不动！ 前两天上海也发生类似案例，一辆大货车追尾Model Y，结果货车被直接弹飞，而特斯拉却坚如磐石，女车主事后还直接又买了一台新的。 特斯拉一体压铸车身的安全性，用真实案例再次证明！🚗💪

@specialopsmag Amateurs lol

160th SOAR MH-60 Black Hawk makes a low, tactical approach onto a ship. These elite pilots operate with a level of precision that borders on superhuman.

@PaulAnleitner In the age of self love the individual is their own God.

Jordan Peterson’s role in changing the public conversation about religion is undeniable. The point he made here (2018) was arguably his most important. What sits atop the hierarchy of your values is your “God.” In this way, everyone is religious.

@mnhouseDFL Comprehensive doesn’t mean what you think it means dumasses. 😆 comprehensive 😆

Once again, Republicans have chosen the gun lobby over the safety and lives of Minnesotans. We aren’t done fighting. Not at all. But every Minnesotan deserves to know that every Republican just blocked comprehensive gun safety legislation.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 How did a toddler get behind the wheel and reach the gas pedal? 😆

A toddler miraculously walked away uninjured after an officer pit maneuvered a vehicle during a high speed chase in Arkansas

@NYPDnews You make poor decisions.

The NYPD is crushing it when it comes to taking illegal mopeds and scooters off our streets. So far this year, the NYPD has seized over 5,700 of these dangerous, illegal vehicles — and we are not letting up.

@bethanyshondark You are a horrible decision maker. 😆 thanks for the confession 😆

Now is as good a time as any to confess this unpopular opinion: I judge people based on their kids. If your kid is an asshole, I think you’re probably not someone worth my time. Have I made business decisions judging by this metric? Yes, indeed.

@tpgoebel If you don’t want to drive you should get out of the drivers seat period wtf 😆

As an occasional Uber Driver, I have done over 300 passenger rides by now. I use FSD for 100% of my rides. For the first time ever, I just had passengers who were adamantly opposing my use of FSD. One of them said he doesn’t trust Elon Musk. He is a software engineer, and he says he knows that software isn’t perfect. He doesn’t wanna be the one to edge case that leads to an accident. We had a nice conversation. I tried to appeal to his mathematical mind, arguing that the combination of the system and myself observing is definitely safer than me driving without it. He didn’t wanna hear any of it. Both of them didn’t. Interesting. I did not expect that position from an engineer. Oh and: I felt a lot more nervous, driving entirely myself again. It was over 20 minutes. I do not want to do this anymore. Driving a vehicle is insane.

@newstart_2024 Do jumping jacks you don’t need a trampoline 😆

Barbara O’Neill makes a bold case for rebounding on a mini-trampoline: it’s the one exercise that hits every single cell in your body, including your brain cells, because of the constant acceleration and deceleration. She shows simple moves — gentle bounces building into twists, arm swings, even kid-friendly play — and claims just a few minutes can energize you like nothing else. Albert Carter’s rule of three minutes, three times a day. Her office idea: one minute every hour and watch productivity soar. What really landed for me is how something this playful and low-impact could upgrade your whole system from the inside out. Science backs a big part of it — NASA research and studies show rebounding stimulates lymphatic flow far more efficiently than most exercises (up to 15-30x in some claims), improves oxygen delivery to cells, and gives cardiovascular benefits with less joint stress than running. In a fitness world full of complicated routines, this feels like an accessible, full-body reset that actually touches circulation, focus, and daily energy in a different way. Have you ever tried rebounding, or would you add a mini-trampoline to your routine if you could?