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@Elguiriudlp @PeterStefanovi2 🤣

@PeterStefanovi2 How many planes has he sunk?

Donald Trump has said that the U.S. has shot down seven Iranian small boats in the Strait of Hormuz

@canontonyd @PeterStefanovi2 Maybe it’s “dementia speak?”

@PeterStefanovi2 À pedant asks: How do you "shoot down" a boat? You might shoot it up. You might sink it. But to "shoot it down" implies that it is somehow airborne, like an aircraft, a drone, or a missile. Not even hydrofoils have managed that.

@MorganLefay98 @Puppieslover This is AI

@Puppieslover They are not very different from humans, aren’t they?

Mother otter proudly showed off her baby, while the Dad showed off her favorite rock ❤️

@Puppieslover You should label this as AI generated. I’m unfollowing.🙁

@funnypapayas @ln4norris Yes but we do appreciate a prodigy.

@ln4norris Nobody likes a rookie to be better than the seasoned players. It’s a slap in the face to the rest and their years of dedication. Same in business. Many billion dollar startups today don’t deserve their success, when far better companies fought for years to earn their position.

lando about kimi: “he's doing a very good job hats off to him. at that age, second year in F1, he's doing an incredible job. it’s impressive to perform under pressure, to be beating his teammate that's been in it for a long time. he’s doing all the right things.. he's proven a lot of people wrong, so i’m very happy for him. he’s a very nice guy! but he's also annoying because i want to beat him. but he's doing a good job, so credit to him.”

@JohnCleese OMG…I thought you were joking but he really said that! Rich coming from a guy who never drives! Regular gas in my neighbourhood is $5.59😡

I love "Only drive downhill whenever possible"

@triqx213 Silverstone🏁🏁🏁….it’s a classic.

I need to attend silverstone or Miami GP

@CREWcrew It’s way past time for Congress to step up!

Misconduct and corruption scandals in Congress keep making headlines. It's time for Congress to show the American people that they're serious about cleaning up their act by developing a clear standard for expulsion. The stakes couldn't be higher. citizensforethics.org/news/analysis/…

@SteveSchmidtSES Yes…they’re having meltdowns after SNL’s open last night.

Donald Trump and all of MAGA are terrified of jokes.

@ewarren Can someone tell me why we don’t have term limits for Supreme Court judges?

Did you know that Donald Trump could appoint two more Supreme Court Justices?

@HoneyBucket23 @nbcsnl TDS isn’t the insult that you think it is.

@nbcsnl TDS isn't comedy. It's boooorrrrring.

Karoline Leavitt holds a press briefing at the White House with Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel

@Nicholas9455 @nbcsnl Awww…you’ve got no likes🙁

@nbcsnl I always knew that SNL would be in trouble with all the cast members they lost last season but this show has turned to complete crap. Last night was awful. And stop using Colin Jody as Pete hegseth. He's not funny. He's nothing like him #snl

@awaken9393 @nbcsnl BLOCKED…for racism and stupidity. Bye.

@nbcsnl Indians are literally retarded. No one believes they are smart except themselves caused by low IQ and inability to feel shame. Blatant lies are not humor.

@superman33095 @nbcsnl Don’t watch then. There…fixed it for you.

@nbcsnl I'm so tired of all the Trump jokes. If it were not Trump jokes allowed y'all wouldn't have a show. Especially weekend update. It's sucks now and it's not even funny no more.

@nbcsnl This will go down as a “BEST of SNL.”

@RedWavePress This is not how a statesman behaves. What an embarrassment. Don’t bother to reply…you won’t change my mind on this and I block MAGA cultists anyway.

HILARIOUS: President Trump perfectly reenacts a female weightlifter struggling and failing on her lift — only for a man (tr*nsgender woman) to step up next and absolutely CRUSH the weight. “The whole thing is crazy!”

@whymethough1221 @DylanTobackShhh @VashSamAres @allenanalysis I appreciate that. Yes, it’s sad for the employees for sure.

@JasmineStStudio @DylanTobackShhh @VashSamAres @allenanalysis That's a very legitimate concern and I hope I haven't implied the opposite, I just don't think a notriously terrible business shutting its doors is nessecarily a bad thing (except for the employees). Their issues started long before the fuel crisis, it was just the final straw.

BREAKING: After 33 years Spirit Airlines has officially shut down. All flights cancelled. Customer service gone. Doors closed. The airline that made flying affordable for millions of working Americans is dead.

@DylanTobackShhh @whymethough1221 @VashSamAres @allenanalysis OK. But I wonder how many other businesses, not just airlines, will go down because of these horrendous fuel prices. And the prices curb traveling for many people.

@JasmineStStudio @whymethough1221 @VashSamAres @allenanalysis Budget airlines get their money back in more expensive luggage rates, and more restrictions on their luggage. Like “heavy bags” being 40 lbs instead of the standard weight of 50 lbs.

@Mike4Liberty @mmpadellan You’re right. trump has mental issues (malignant narcissism) on top of the dementia.

@JasmineStStudio @mmpadellan Nowhere close.

If you can't 25th Amendment this fruitcake, then NOBODY should ever get the 25th Amendment. Certified wacko.

@whymethough1221 @VashSamAres @allenanalysis Name the other airlines and your sources, please.

@JasmineStStudio @VashSamAres @allenanalysis Spirit airlines propaganda in 2026 is crazy work... Half of the reason they're closing is because the other airlines stole their customer base by offering cheaper flights with more competitive rates (without the usual bullshit that came with Spirit).