Jason Aversano

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Jason Aversano

Jason Aversano

@JasonAAversano

“What doesn’t kill you makes you want to die.”

Katılım Ocak 2012
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slothy@slothy_420·
the first rule of gun safety is to have fun
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Rob@robrousseau·
Trump and Hegseth parachuted Chuck Norris into Tehran and he was killed instantly. RIP
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:@sn0oozey·
Going to bed knowing God’s wrath awaits you in the morning >
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dan
dan@Dansplainer·
drove 3 blocks with an entirely frosted windshield and i used sonar to navigate like a dolphin it's really not a big deal
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Jeff Kerr
Jeff Kerr@JeffKerrPHL·
Orion Kerkering averaged 95.7 mph on his fastball in his first Grapefruit League game this spring. Velocity went past 96 a few times later in the inning. #Phillies
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mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki
I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of University of Michigan in my life
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chase
chase@_chase_____·
buying flour feels so old fashioned. like that’s one of the original goods
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Buck
Buck@BuckOnTwidder·
overheard on the train this morning: "i think that guys listening to our conversation”
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microplastics slime quest 🧫
microplastics slime quest 🧫@facetedcarapace·
one of the most disgusting incredibly common aspects of American culture is 30 cars idling outside of a fast food place waiting for chicken nuggies for 40 minutes
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weather@dsxf234161·
dr pepper is a women
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Jason Aversano@JasonAAversano·
@JimmyKempski does it make sense to pay one of the worst players in the league at any position even a single $1? Would be better to just light $4m on fire
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Jimmy Kempski@JimmyKempski·
Andy Dalton is scheduled to make $4 million in 2026. Cheap for a QB2. More than you want to pay a QB3.
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Troak
Troak@my_names_troak·
@JasonAAversano @ByronMBader He had over 90 points (your criteria) and was a top 10 player of the 2010’s. Maybe criticize the org’s inability to surround one of the best players with talent
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dae@daeonarise·
@PierreD1990 good thing chase daniels isn’t a giants fan and played under nagy you fat bitch
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jen merritt!!!
jen merritt!!!@jennifermerr·
I loveee Philadelphia. What’s that bridge called? Oh it’s the ben Franklin bridge. What about that museum? That would be the ben Franklin museum. That park? That restaurant? That apartment? You guessed it. The ben Franklin
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FenwayAttendee@FenwayAttendee·
ACAB includes the home plate umpire
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the heart
the heart@Fredward3948576·
Being so bad at karaoke that it bums everybody out and the authorities show up and condemn the building
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Les Bowen
Les Bowen@LesBowen·
This is something I’ve thought about. As the o-line goes, the Eagles go. Yes, a big draft emphasis, but, given injury histories/age, I would think decent veteran depth would be a priority. And don’t tell me how Howie has to save every penny to extend so-and-so in 2028 whatevs.
Anthony Gargano@AnthonyLGargano

It might have flown under the radar, but the depth on the Eagles' offensive line is thin. "When you look through their depth chart, they do not have a swing tackle right now." -@EJSmith94

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