@TheInternetFish Does it sing the song of its people when I'm about to get a text message?
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Just a Jason
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@PAnnicchino Each of your claims is wrong. I dare you to produce any evidence of it.
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As an Italian, watching what Americans eat daily is a wild psychological experience. Every single label is a jump scare. Why is there high-fructose corn syrup in the bread? Why is the pasta sauce sweet? You think you’re buying a normal snack, and it turns out to have the sugar content of a birthday cake.
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@JasonNied @lordvictor Borderlands invented the enemy health bar.
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Borderlands was a disaster for gaming and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
A crocodile should die in a few sword slashes or a single pistol shot to the head. Period. Giving everything spongy health bars is painfully unfun.
ACV@ACV__X
yoooo... why is this crocodile fighting like a Dark Souls boss 💀
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@JerseyGeneral34 @James32980438 No, that meme is "the original statement can't be true because I know of one example where it isn't". This guy is simply saying "I don't understand why so many people have a problem with this".
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@James32980438 You are doing the Women Don't Understand Averages meme
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I never understood this because I could draw you an ~95% accurate map of the placement of everything in refrigerator, both freezers, the cabinets, and the pantry from memory
Cheese For Everyone!@CheeseForEvery1
Me at the fridge looking for the ketchup vs. my wife at the fridge looking for the ketchup
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@brainpoison_ @CoaxialCoyote @hiddenreylo The less you use it, the less you should be worried about how much energy it uses, so that seems like a non-issue. $500 so you don't get heat stroke 3 weeks a year seems pretty reasonable.
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@CoaxialCoyote @hiddenreylo go spend $500 on something youll use 3 weeks a year and pulls more power than a refrigerator!! energy crisis? cost of living? whats that!!!!
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Everyone in the comments of this post scandalised saying it’s child abuse to have the thermostat set to 80-85°F… that’s what temperature the inside of our houses are during a heatwave in the UK now do you see why we always complain about it?!
csb@itsCSB__
bro sets the thermostat to WHAT in the summer??????????
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@bori___cha Alan Alligator, Frozen Fowl, Half and Half, Puss in Leather, Man Bat. Wait no, that last one's real..
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@JasonNied i totally agree... i also really like Weed Woman and Giant Buff Luchador Guy, hope they use them more
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my friend who doesnt read comics just asked about the "batman villain called the questioner"
Question Me This, Batman...
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@nutrientsludge This is, effectively, what happened in Futurama. That's why you have whole robot societies that don't serve any purpose for humans.
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Yea you sure proved them wrong by using a lift and a professional garage. Really got them there!
niko@nikoannnn
I was quoted $750 for an oil change and Acura said I wouldn’t be able to do it myself… Proved them wrong.
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what could possibly be the context behind this
🐝 Bee 🐝@SavinTheBees
Me if I was actually a time traveler and found myself
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@ChristinaTasty The UK is not warm enough to justify one, a few hot weeks a year isn’t going to make people fork of thousands, plus the energy costs here are insane enough as is.
Besides, all we’re doing is complaining about the heat. It’s not like it’s killing us. We’re allowed to not like it
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Americans saying "just buy an AC"
English Englishman from England@SmugEnglishman
It's that time of year again
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@ChristinaTasty I like this meme because it implies Americans have an astronomically higher quality of life than euros.
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@BENZOTOOIE You can literally NEVER praise the sun enough.
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UNGA ICK LIST
• WHEN GRUG NEED HELP CARRY KILL
• WHEN GRUG SCARE OF LOUD LIGHT DURING SKY WATER
• WHEN GRUG PRAISE SKY FIRE TOO MUCH
• WHEN GRUG LEAN ON SPEAR TO REST DURING HUNT
• WHEN GRUG PICK BERRY (BIG RED CLOTH)
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@i2cjak I get why you might want to build something this way. What I don't get is why you can't just slap a facade on it. Or at the very least just paint the ugly concrete.
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really poor layer alignment. tighten belts and run slower. would need to see inside but guaranteed there’s stringing; filament in dry box please!
Gail Alfar@gailalfaratx
if you’re headed down to Starbase, don’t forget to buy coffee at the First 3-D printed Starbucks shop in the US
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@ghibli_world Pom Poko is a great movie for scrotum enthusiasts.
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『平成狸合戦ぽんぽこ』では4種類のタヌキを描き分けています。
1.日常的な姿の「信楽ぶり」
2.杉浦茂の漫画『八百八だぬき』をモチーフにした「杉浦ダヌキ」
3.浮かれた気分のときの姿が「ぽんぽこダヌキ」
4.動物の姿を写実的に描いた「本狸」 の4種類です
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Tried to recreate this in front of my fiancee but the citizen didn’t move so I just said “Watch this” and ran over someone in a wheelchair and now the police are looking for me
Robbie Fox@RobbieBarstool
Tried to recreate this in front of my fiancee but the citizen didn’t move so I just said “Watch this” and ran over someone in a wheelchair with the Batmobile
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Chinese real estate just casually raised the bar for what a balcony is allowed to be 😭
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