John Baird 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@RoyalMail Checked opening of my local branch on your website earlier, which stated my branch was open. Turned up and it was closed. Not a good service, your website needs updating.

@deanguzmanw Thank you all 🙏🏻

BREAKING: The first 300 Ridglan beagles touched grass for the first time today. They stepped outside and looked up at the sun. Many are playful. Some are scared. All are learning the world can be safe. Today, they are free.

@_dam19 @GlasgowCC Useless

@GlasgowCC Reported how dangerous this unmarked roundabout is at Blochairn 6 months ago and no action has been taken.

Major resurfacing programme to get underway across all 23 city wards after £30m worth of contracts approved. 400 streets will be targeted this year as part of an overall £119m investment in the city's network. Work to begin this month. More info 👉ow.ly/9eF250YTb2o

@cineworld A wee bit of lippy and she'll be looking divine

how I'm looking at anyone that says they "don't like horrors" #Hokum

@74frankfurt Wow, stunning!

Goatfell towards Cìr Mhòr, Isle of Arran. Pic: IG/chris_hoskins

@cecegkh Who cares, mind your own business. These people are on holiday & can wear what they want. Good on them. Stop being a stuck up gherkin. Bet you were in bed by 10pm you bore.

@katebattrick Wow, that's amazing. Beautiful ❤️

The tortoise is out & about. My dad has had him since he was 10. He’s now 89.

@ClownWorld Thick as 💩

@cineworld We're gonna need a bigger bottle 🍾

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@AmazonUK I'm trying to order a knife set but I keep getting this message. My card is already linked to my account. This is doing my nut in.

@cineworld @letterboxd Back again at the weekend for horror - The Mummy

@Jaybee_74 @letterboxd Can't believe you didn't like it John! What are you hoping to watch with us next? 👀

We love hearing your thoughts about films on Letterboxd!👂 Here's what Cineworlders on @Letterboxd thought of hair-raising horror #Undertone ✍️ ⬇️

@PhxntomHaunt I found it diabolical.

Undertone is a slow burn, atmospheric film filled with auditory terror. It's a film that gets under your skin and builds dread. It's a sensory hellscape and visually haunting. Undertone is frighteningly brilliant. I really enjoyed this one.

@bloodbrne_ I was really bored throughout and didn't fully understand it.

to anyone who has seen undertone please tell me your honest review on it.

@ploddybob @WCyborg2 @Dunibear Well that's great news coz I'm gay 🥳 We can be friends instead 😊

@Jaybee_74 @WCyborg2 @Dunibear She won’t fuck you John.

Forced to carry on with a broken back…. Whipped over the line for the win… welcome to the chav fest that is the Grand fucking National. RIP Gold Dancer

@GazWallace402 @Dunibear Oh fuck up you fat old twat. You're one of these cunts who don't care about animals, only yourself. Knob.

@Dunibear Another "save the horses" cunt. Quite happy for hundreds of British troops dying in a war that we shouldn't be involved in...but cries over a horse that wasn't forced to jump over a fence!

@makasmakasa @Dunibear Omly cunt here is you, fucking dildo.

@Dunibear You'd never heard of Gold Dancer before today had you cunt.

@ploddybob @WCyborg2 @Dunibear Fuck up you fat cunt. You are one of these twats who couldn't care less about animals - it's all about you.

@WCyborg2 @Dunibear Silly cow couldn’t find an example from every day this week.

@Dunibear Sick bastards the lot of them. This is animal cruelty, and all these twats don't give a fuck. Disgusting. Poor horse, so sad.

@PatrickChristys @waitrose Shame on you @waitrose. WTF is the point of having security etc if shoplifters can do what they want. Idiots.

So a bloke who worked for @waitrose for 17 years tackled a shoplifter in Clapham, the same area we’ve seen rampant lawlessness … and Waitrose FIRED him?! Disgraceful. They should thank him & give him a pay rise. What message is Waitrose sending to employees…and shoplifters?!