JAYCE ⚔️

@SCHIZO_FREQ So many retards in these replies. Like an olympic silver medalist is just going to get "jacked" if it doesn't serve a purpose to help beat records.

Certain type of guy hears about the enhanced games and immediately goes “There’s no way people break any world records at the enhanced games man - all the world records were already set by people on steroids!” Okay, sure But I don’t remember any other swimmers who looked like this There are clearly levels to being “on steroids”

@cryptoklotz Doug you already know what you need to send when the time is right 🤣

plan unchanged extremely patient/measured nibbles while sentiment is in the shitter (in addition to existing crypto holdings) preserving majority of cash in the event of stuff either bleeding further or taking a huge shit into this fall ironically as more and more people claim crypto is dead, it seems like new use cases are simmering in the age of AI: immutable records/verification, and privacy

@Ga__ke Correct. x.com/JayceBryce/sta…

Can you imagine being “onboarded” / spawning in these conditions though

The more ptsd you develop from being locked in right now while getting slaughthered the harder it's going to be for you to succeed when the time is right. Read it again.

We're at the part where everyday you log on there's 50 stories about how people lost it all, quit, crying about some nonsense, the trenches are cooked said many dif ways, crypto is goin to 0, blah blah Up only mode will come back eventually.

@Dior100x absolute waste of life

I’ve been enjoying scrolling through x videos more then ig reels and tiktok recently. Interesting

@orangie this obese lesbian can't do a few push ups but bends you clowns over daily in the trenches while you call him your goat lmaoooo

chill on me

All I see are these damn royalpop AP watches on the tl

@MidCurveMortal @pattyice 💯

@pattyice Back in 2020-2024 the entire point was to buy and send coins high enough for CEXs and their MMs to be our final exit liquidity. For the last 2 years we've just been ravaging each other at the bottom of the pyramid. Makes you realize why T1 CEX listings are now a rare occurence.

Here let me break down what a real trencher used to do Let’s say we are all in prison A real trencher would rally the other prisoners (the community in a coin) He would stay positive and protect the chart during the 90% dips (the escape plan) And one day he and the other prisoners would escape the prison together (the 100 mill plus mc moonshot) This dude basically is the prisoner who rapes his cell mates multiple times a day And some of you are somehow so extremely homosexual you say “thanks goat I’m proud of you” (while your assholes hurt) And hey idgaf dude made bank so fuck it congratulations But he ain’t take none of yall on the escape plan with him

@pattyice Solid analogy

@cryptoklotz @Max_Newton @gainzy222 lmao

@Max_Newton @gainzy222 This is the equivalent of a former multi millionaire holding up a promotional sign while dressed as a hot dog in front of a suburban car wash for minimum wage

Bro…

@ZssBecker ALt SeAsOnNNn

Okay. I'm ready to talk about this. It was the worst month of my life. Also ironically the greatest blessing god has ever given me. Last month I was held in the Cayman Islands facing 15 years in prison. The charge: illegal firearm importation. Here's what happened. More importantly what I learned. Short answer: no. I haven't been smuggling guns. In the States I legally carry a gun on me at almost all times for self defense. Part of this is ensuring I am trained. Hence why I routinely go to the range to shoot. When I do I pack the firearm I intend to use in in a backpack. Last month I was in a giant rush to make a private flight and didn't fully check my backpack before leaving. In it was a small firearm I missed. It was discovered when I went through immigration. At first I assumed I'd just be sent home. Then my wife did some quick research. She pointed out the minimum sentence for importing a gun is 15 years. The police who showed up confirmed it. To say I nearly pissed my pants is an understatement. This was completely my fault. I'm an idiot. The point of this post isn't to blame or complain about anything. The laws there are fair. I'm a grown man capable of checking his bag before flying. The point is: for three weeks on the island (on bail), I got to take a long hard look at my life. I've built a high net worth and a company I love, with people I love working with. I have a beautiful wife who is my best friend. I do whatever I want all day every day. My parents are alive and I get to see them almost every week. Still, despite all this, I often wake up annoyed I haven't done enough with my life. Asking myself "is this it?" In fact I'm pissed half the time, feeling I can do better. Which is ironic. I made $20,000 a year in the military. If you'd told me then I'd achieve a 9 figure net worth and all the above, I would've assumed I'd consider my life a dream. The twist truly hit me on the island as I watched everything I worked hard for in my life held at "gunpoint". Pun intended. Everything I worked so hard to get — poof. Didn't matter for shit. The way the law works there are simple : if you can't prove it was an accident, the minimum is 15 years. It became glaringly obvious. Not only was I an absolute idiot who couldn't pack his own bag. I'd also become a fool who couldn't enjoy the blessings I already had. I'd taken all the people in my life and the success totally for granted. Blind. Blind. Blind. Nothing like a 20-year potential sentence to make you realize: waking up with fun stuff to work on, then chilling on the couch reading with your wife at the end of the day — that's about as good as it gets. I should be euphoric 24/7. To go from having it all, to potentially not even having the option to piss and shit when you want — that's a wake up call if there ever was one. Luckily, the Caymans is a fair place. I was found under exceptional circumstances during my trial. AKA the judge and the courts reviewed the case and agreed it was an accident. I still love the island. It's probably my favorite place to vacation. Just check your luggage before you go. Ha. My point is this: be present. Enjoy your life. One day something could happen — even by complete accident — and yoink it all away. I have so many friends who'll read this and by all definition live a "dream life" — and yet are dissatisfied just like I was. If anything this is the default for most successful men. Not the exception. I'm writing this to help you stop. It took god slapping me across the face with my own ignorance to see it. It was painful and scary. Dark. But honestly, it was the greatest blessing I've ever received. I'm writing this from my office at home, giddy as absolute fuck about my life and everything I have the option to do today. If anything, I'm sad about how much time I wasted feeling otherwise. Don't be ignorant and stupid like me. You might not get the blessing of a 15-year prison threat in a foreign country to wake you up. Wake up. Appreciate what you have now.

@cat_maxxxed yup he's a straight imposter

Oh so this is a ghost marketing campaign for pump fun to compete as a prediction market innit Alon hard shilling was a big fat failure so they gonna fabricate a success story

@Palgrani2 @rasmr_eth Pretty much this he’s def undercover and not the meds fault

Finasteride improved my hair and looks SIGNIFICANTLY But now I literally have 0 desire to sleep with women Last weekend I was ALONE with attractive girl and didn't even THINK to make a move...and the signs were there Is it worth it?

@yelotree >meanwhile Yelo was just charged of laundering for threat actors via his Miami luxury car rental business and is facing up to 30 yrs

@zachxbt @yelotree lmaooo this obese scamming mofo

mofos got shipped a mouse after being down astronomically to lose even more lmaooo

@AutismCapital Halo 2

Unironically might have been the best console game ever made.

@saylor This is exactly like when that ketamine clown on stage nuked us to hades

Let me recap the earnings call. $MSTR