The sad news is that my hoover has reached the end of its days. The good news is it’s a Dyson so good riddance to any association with that charlatan. Any recommendations for a replacement though, peeps? January sales bargains welcome. Any make but Dyson please.
As my Mortality tour nears the end, I’d like to thank the gazillions of people who bought a ticket. I still have to pinch myself about selling out arenas around the world. If you bought one of the very expensive Platinum tickets you’ve saved or changed the lives of many animals❤️
🚨BREAKING: IF Elon Musk says "I'm making the greatest phone in history, and anyone who likes this post and gives him a thumbs up 👍🏻will get the first edition for free!"
What's your response?
Don't miss the chance!!
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Unfuckingbelievable. Just Stop Oil have thrown soup over 2 of Van Gogh paintings AGAIN, just hours after the previous dipshits have been jailed for the same thing.
These arrogant narcissists can join their criminal mates in prison. Absolute wankers.
There's been a recent uptick in my ornithological interest, partly because I'm now woken up by peregrine falcons every morning since moving house. My interest has stretched to other birds though, and I'd like to know what kind of bird this is. Help! Call on 08007312000
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This is American @RealDonKeith who was at @TRobinsonNewEra's rally.
"I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now with the discrimination and two tier policing against the native British population.
"It reminds me of the racist Democrat South before civil rights."
Why don’t they show clips like this on MSM ? they show you tiny bits that makes it look like it was just “Far Right”and trouble
show the bits were people are shouting.
“Save Our Kids .. Save Our Kids .. Save Our Kids”
BREAKING: TWO CHILDREN DEAD.
NINE CHILDREN STABBED, SIX NOW IN A CRITICAL CONDITION.
TWO ADULTS ALSO IN A CRITICAL CONDITION.
These children were attending a Taylor Swift dance event in Southport.
The adults were trying to save the children.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. THIS IS TOO MUCH.