@SincereMickey @nekohimereal they came back from indoor rock wall climbing
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jebriel
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jebriel
@Jebriel
Self-aware bad-content purveyor. Talk is cheap, actions are louder than words. Please use Thee/Thou, if ye knowest me closely
United States Katılım Haziran 2009
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Story shared by a fellow mom…
5yo: what did you want to be when you grew up?
mom: a trophy wife
5yo: what’s that?
mom: someone pretty enough to marry a rich man
5yo [looking at dad]: is he rich?
mom: no, I failed
5yo:
5yo: want my nickel?
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えーーーかわいい😭
3人分作るのはさすがに大変すぎたけど、がんばってよかった😭😭
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Ｘで自動翻訳が始まった時、外国の人が日本のＸをベタ褒めしてましたよね。
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あまりにも褒めるから不思議に思ってたんだけど、その意味がわかりました。
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日本語以外の言語で人気のポストをしばらく眺めたんですが、
ほぼ全て政治批判とか他国の批判とか皮肉とか偽のAI動画でした。
そこに少しスポーツのニュースが入るくらい。
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それに比べたら、日本のＸは本当に平和で面白いんだなと思った。
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@sonyasupposedly Plausibly high likelihood that detractors are committed to the crab-bucket routine and (no offense) these rude commenters are not hiring because they don't have a business. 🙈
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it happened to me: diagnosed as millennial and inadvertently pornographic
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@youcan_iganinja うちの道場で、最近、自分たちの動画を見た先生に「お前たち、二人とも老人みたいに動いてるな」と言われました（笑）。 自分ももうボロボロなので、気合いの入った質の高い技を見ると嬉しくなります。
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This is equivalent to trying to sell a cop drugs while he’s in uniform in his police car.
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Unsettling to think that should I ever find myself in a self-defense situation, my fate before the law will depend on the judgement of "peers" whose concept of combat is drawn entirely from movies, games, and their own fantasies.
they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza
FYI: collapsible batons are much cheaper than guns, don’t need licensure and are a lot less of an escalation simply to draw but are scary enough to deter and extend your reach by >1’ if not. I got my Smith & Wesson for $50. Break their legs and run! (Check legality in your area.)
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My wife pronounces stevia like a guy named Steve invented it
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@ArmedJ0y in japanese martial arts, if you're always winning a competition, it's no longer a test of skill. It's offensively showboating at the expense of others who are trying to grow and test themselves. (To the same person/team always winning 1st place: Get out, don't come back).
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It is diabolical and exceedingly Israeli to facilitate rare competitions for a crowd of autistic lovers of a particular firearm platform, have your team fucking hose all of them with your gun, then pass out coupon codes for your gun lol.
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@theguardrailguy would rather have more incidents on a roundabout (starting off) than more fatalities on intersections (later on)
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