Jed

I had a high school history teacher (back in the day). Whose final exam question was written on the chalkboard. Simply asked. WHY? It’s got me to this day🤷‍♂️

Imagine being so retarded you think Iran should be able to have nukes, but your own people shouldn't be able to own guns.

420 is some of y’alls credit scores put that blunt down buddy 😭😭

@1Nicdar All of them.

Hmmm? 🤠

@DouglasSimon22 @MerriamWebster

@MerriamWebster J's are usually silent unless you leave a seed in there

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

@JBPritzker Your going to prison big boy

Donald Trump knows that the only way he can keep power is to undermine our democracy. I was proud to stand with Texas House Democrats against Republican gerrymandering last year, and it was a pleasure to join them again.

@markjaquith @heatdaddy69420

@heatdaddy69420 What if he has goalie pads on under those

You could park a Chevy Suburban in each one of PK Subban’s pant legs right now. This is insane.

9 beers, 16 cigarettes, classic country, a racist uncle, Nascar

💡Am I the only one that hates night time driving? I don't remember it being so dark and being blinded by everyone's car lights

@elonmusk Cooooool

Ascension

@EricLDaugh Hardly 🧐🤣🤣

@theblaqroom_ @austen_enjoyer Right. That’s the only reason I think submission. Really I guess either way. High class finish.

@Jed1b @austen_enjoyer I thought so too because technically the ref called it after the sub was in place, but it's a KO lol either way it's one of the best finishes I've seen in a long time

was great but nobody's topping this for a few years

@AbandonedN21106 @realtalkstruth

@realtalkstruth Highly useful area 💯

What would you do with this space??

@impeculiar1b That’s a lot!!!!! Let’s see how many.

@DefiantOutlawX I thought it was a law that you have to cook all bacon. Leave no hostages

Honest question: Why would you need to reseal bacon?

@astalfort @miles_commodore Absolutely false.

@miles_commodore Everyone I know who has visited Chicago, loved it!

"When Democrats are in charge and unchecked for decades, you end up with Chicago." Rush Limbaugh

@theblaqroom_ @austen_enjoyer Good question. I’d think submission

@austen_enjoyer Does this technically count as a KO or Sub?

@doogadoo11 I woke up with a headache for 30 years. The. I quit drinking. Headache free for 10 months

Good morning. Woke up with a terrible headache, but I'm going to power through cause that's what I do. Hope you have a wonderful day!

@BlondeMAGAinNJ Google it. They are great refreshing

@Jed1b What’s Nowadays?

SATURDAY NIGHT ROLL CALL April 18, 2026: How are you, and what are you drinking?