JennerJinks

@LoppyRae Maybe some “Use or freeze by: __/__/___” stickers? Love this so much!! 🥩❤️

Please feel free to make requests for what you wanna see in this stationery collection!!!!

working on a full collection of Meat Stationery because the journal space needs to be WEIRDER 🥩

@pwiscila @evilwizardbunny Fig jam on sandwiches was my favorite thing I learned last year 💖

@evilwizardbunny Fig jam, brie, prosciutto, drizzle of honey, rosemary

on monday my (cold) sandwich arc begins so please share your favorite sandwich toppings/combos here. i need to make sandwiches i never thought were possible. i need a sandwich that will fundamentally change me as a human.

@evilwizardbunny This pic doesn’t do justice, but highly recommend fig jam and roasted red peppers amongst toppings for a tightly packed and squished sandwich - the squishing is part of the appeal with crusty bread that can hold up to it

@electrolemon lmao seriously

this ended up being the big hit of the party so i’m passing on the savings to you. here’s my recipe for chess pie bars with a graham cracker crust. enjoi

@jwj1361282 Don’t worry guys - I’m sure clown mom is just going to grab the car bc someone bought her freedom for her and she’ll be right back to grab baby clown

@evilcassieroll @yesnosuremaybe “thank you for seeing me texturally first” 🥰❤️

@yesnosuremaybe opening with texture observations instead of buying a drink is the most autistic flirting technique ever. respect the sensory commitment.

Guy next to me at the bar last night watched me pull my beaded wallet out of my ruffley purse and instead of asking to buy me a drink said “Hi I noticed you like textures”

@SkinnyTuna you would have been fine if you hadn’t let this thought out.. i’m afraid you’ve got less than two weeks now before you crack it 💔

a few years ago my phone case was getting gross so i just took it off and my phone has been naked ever since and ive dropped it about a thousand times and there isnt a single crack in it. i think Big Case might be lying to you guys

@glowrlddx @talleyberrybaby was also thinking toasted panko top layer!

@talleyberrybaby layers of toasted breadcrumbs?

I wanna make a jalapeño popper dip but idk how imma go about it because it’s not just that i want the inside of the popper i want the dip to taste like the inside and the outside and then i wanna scoop it with a chip.

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@popplioikawa You’re printing in ant blood now, aren’t you?

AGAINST ALL THE ODDS I HAVE REMOVED THE ANTS AND FIXED THE PRINTER. I DO NOT NEED TO PURCHASE A NEW PRINTER

me: i wonder if i can still rescue/fix my broken printer me: [opens the lid to reveal that it is completely full of ants.] me: me:

@HallmanAmy For iphone (not sure where on other phones/apps, I’m sorry!), click the little “+” to the left of the message box you type in and scroll down to “send later” - you pick your time there and can edit/delete up til that time 🫶

@JennerJinks @evek181818 What?! How?

hey does anyone else with ADHD have trouble texting to the point where it really hurts the people you really love and if so any suggestions

Hidden on page 744 of the farm bill the House Agriculture Committee passed Thursday is a provision that would condemn millions of pigs to a lifetime in gestation crates. Rebranded the 'Save Our Bacon Act,' it's a pork-industry play to wipe out every state law banning the sale of pork from crated pigs — laws the conservative Supreme Court upheld in 2023. Over 85% of Democrats and Republicans oppose these crates. Voters have backed ballot measures to ban them in state after state. The pork industry knows it can't win a straight vote on this. So it's burying the provision in an 800-page bill and hoping no one notices. Contact your senators and representative today and tell them: oppose the farm bill unless the Save Our Bacon Act is stripped out. You can reach them at senate.gov and house.gov — it takes two minutes and it matters.

@brint Fool them once, shame on you; fool them twice, shame on them. Fool them three ti-BLOCKED.

2 days later and they just now block me. wonder what they talked about in their meeting 😭

Red is your Israel-owned politicians currently in power.

Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.

🚨 SF BAY AREA it makes me very sad that we still have 8 perfect, healthy big kittens growing up mostly in an enclosure here at the rescue. They should be cuddling on someone's lap, zooming around, being happy babies. Soon they'll be a year old and still sitting here, waiting 💔

@acatnamedteddy @tatertotsconor

um do you have many disease's require of rotisserie chicken tonton NO you do not

oh your momb did not special order you Cosco rotiserie chicken for dinner? sorey dont know what thats like

@overcompensade @babooshke if it takes less than a minute, do it now figure out how much you can actually do in a minute (kinda surprising?) by timing yourself with the microwave

@babooshke do you have more examples i would like to get better Now

When you’re 17 it’s like why tf would I trim my candle wicks and then when you’re 25 it’s like omg yes of course you should trim your candle wicks and that applies to almost everything

Masterclass in how men should intervene tbh