Jenny Spaghetti: The Musical

I mean, it's not like the "up next titles" feature actually does what is supposed to and starts the next book, even though it's turned on...

So if @amazon owns @goodreads and they also own @audible_com then why, for the love of all that is holy, can we not have A) the rate and review screen automatically pop up when the audiobook finishes, and then B) have the option to have it auto-sync to our goodreads?

@DelusionPosting Obvs. If you're going to commit murder anyways, why would you wait until you can be tried as an adult?

@DefiantLs As an Albertan, I really think an exchange program of American democrats for Canadian conservatives is the way to go here.

Are you sure about that?

Every dress is an empire-waist hi-lo dress if your boobs are big enough. Whether you want that or not. 😑

@SamsungMobile The Samsung Health app needs a "sick day" button that will mute all activity goal notifications and whatnot for 24 hours. I'm down with a migraine and my watch just woke me from my nap to chastise me for not being active enough. 😭

It amazes me how many in the bookish space will happily cancel authors over _suspicion_ of using AI because it "destroys the environment" and then brag about hoarding thousands of books they'll never read like there's no environmental impact to paper production.

@SpencerKlavan My first job was at an animation studio that did cleanup on that movie. ❤️

Tonight Passover starts, which means we remember the time Dreamworks went harder than any other animation studio before or since. Oh and the time almighty God led his people gloriously out of bondage. Get wrecked, Pharaoh. Chag pesach sameach, friends.

The unbelievable demotivation of knowing that if I hit my calorie target every day and never miss a workout and do everything perfectly and hit my goal weight... my body will still be useless and broken.

@DelusionPosting Ain't no way someone who legitimately believes a take this stupid knows that a lot is 2 words and uses capitalization and punctuation correctly.

@DelusionPosting I'm pretty sure the Scottish are the ones on the hook for redcaps...

So it seems like taking cherry nyquil and then brushing with mint sensodyne makes my mouth taste like hazelnut. Now I'm lying in bed wishing I had a cup of coffee. 😑

@DelusionPosting I mostly delighted at OP's apparent ability to misspell a 2 letter word.

Me, 1 week ago: I don't want any more spools! Just let me but filament refills! Me, today: Why didn't I get more spools? 😩

@redsteeze Come on! At least claim us Albertans!

I don't want it anymore.

To be fair, I would also have great difficulty in mustering up enough patriotism and national pride to bring home the gold when my country is this much of a shithole. This is on all of us. 🇨🇦

@McDonaldsCanada You guys recently get a new cup manufacturer or something? I bought this drink 2 hours ago and the condensation has dissolved most of the ink off since then.

@UltraLinx Just gonna forward this along to people who accuse me of lying about my yearly book totals.

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

@beyondreasdoubt @EsotericCD As an Albertan, if you took the territories instead of a province, you could make Alaska nice and contiguous... just sayin'.

@EsotericCD Dying over “PTBNL” 😂

You guys are so busy talking about today's scandal that you can't see the bigger problem. I can. A dignified statement of principle at @NRO:

It amazes me the number of people who share my first initial and surname, who don't know their own email address. Or that j.surname and jsurname are the same on Gmail. Also, the number of Germans who want to buy a copy of Matrix Revolutions is a bit alarming.