Jerry Coffee

@vtchakarova @TeddyGambino meanwhile you’ve missed out on a 20% gain..

In about a week, everyone, not only America, will be finally talking about the fourth systemic risk-driven global crisis - much worse than GFC, Covid or Russia’s war on Ukraine. And I will be like: I’ve been trying to warn you for the last six weeks despite all the rude bashing.

@RealAlexJones Funny they got the most maga looking person possible to deliver the message lol

The best take I have seen yet on Trump crashing out..

@HadfordMichael @RazorOil @grok Not what Trump intended ..

@Jerry__Coffee @RazorOil @grok The rest of the world does. And unless the US blocks exports, the world will demand US oil and drive up your prices.

@grok is the Strait of Hormuz open for safe passage? 🫣🪒

@telecommoner Regime change is coming.. Tucker Carlson is asking for impeachment.. you’ll get your wish

Dear USA: Its time. Signed: Canada

@TonyZhang__2018 How does it feel to be right in the middle of it lol.. we’re number one, we’re number one!!

川普对以色列骂粗活，两个一起骂。 记者：以色列称伊朗违反了和平协议，以及停火协议。你认为伊朗仍然致力于和平吗？ 川普：是的，我认为是。他们违反了，但以色列也违反了。 记者：你是在质疑以色列是否致力于…… 总统：以色列，我们刚达成协议，他们就出动了，投下了一波炸弹，那种规模我以前从未见过。这是我们见过最大的一次轰炸。我对以色列不满意。 你知道，当我说：“好吧，现在你们有12个小时”，你不会在第一个小时就出去把你们拥有的一切都往他们身上砸。所以我对他们不满意。我对伊朗也不满意。 但如果以色列今天早上又出动，只是因为一枚没有落地的火箭弹，被发射了，也许是误射，结果并没有落地。我对此不满意。 记者：你能回应伊朗吗？ 总统：你知道吗？基本上，我们有两个国家一直在打仗，打了那么久、那么狠，以至于他们都不知道。自己他妈的在干什么。你明白我的意思吗？ 记者：你想回应伊朗吗……

@TerryHethering9 Elon also thinks Trump is a good man..

Elon says Canada is cooked. I believe him.

@jamiljivani Buddy, you signed up for the Trump train, you’re going down the drain with him.. career in politics over..

Floor-crossers expose the Liberal Party's real agenda.

@PolarizingLit unlicensed therapist?

As an unlicensed therapist with multiple millionaire clients .. my advice to young people is mind your own business, never go to a protest, never register to vote, invest in techno feudalism and live a life of prosperous leisure .. with both eyes

@PamelaHensley22 Hit refresh

The Strait of Hormuz is now open. Nice work President Trump!

@jackrichrdson As we’re seeing now, local media can really play a role in perception.. uber gate comes to mind..

Say what you want about Pierre Dorion but that man absolutely nailed these 3 picks and saved this franchise

@PressSec @energy_blogger How can I nominate him for the Nobel Peace prize?

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@Sprocket12A @Geiger_Capital And you’re going to defend him

@Geiger_Capital Just admit it, no matter what Trump does or doesn’t do, you’re going to bitch about it.

Let’s be perfectly clear… If Trump agrees to these 10 points, Iran won. They leveraged the Strait of Hormuz, and won.

@VandanaHari_SG He sounds as dumb as trump

THE MOST IMPORTANT WORDS FOR THE OIL MARKETS. Iranian FM Araghchi: “For a period of two weeks, safe passage via the Strait of Hormuz will be possible via coordination with Iran’s Armed Forces and with due consideration of technical limitations”. — Ships will need to coordinate with IRGC. This is NOT resumption of free, unfettered passage — They may have to pay a transit fee (I expect details to emerge in the coming hours and days) — Note the “technical limitations” Araghchi is referring to. Are these limitations on how quickly the IRGC can process safe passage? In that case, bear in mind that the exit of the thousands of vessels stuck inside the Persian Gulf through the course of the war will likely be given priority. — Two weeks is too small a window to expect normalisation of flows. Unless this truce leads smoothly to a deal (highly unlikely, given the chasm between the US and Iranian demands) or is further extended (more likely), the 2-week period will be almost meaningless in providing market relief. — Israel needs to be on board with the ceasefire. Or even the 2-week reopening will be in jeopardy IN SHORT, THIS IS A HIGHLY CONDITIONAL, LIMITED PERIOD ARDUOUS TREK TOWARDS NORMALCY.

@CMShehbaz Nobel peace prize for that fella :) Just to stick it to trump lol

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes. Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days! @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SecRubio @SteveWitkoff @SEPeaceMissions @drpezeshkian @mb_ghalibaf @araghchi

@LalimesMartian it’s getting to the point where users need to stop acknowledging it

American media doing too much trying to get Brady Tkachuk out of Ottawa. Approximately 10 different outlets have him linked to 10 different US based teams and they all have their pants down simping for him like he’ll fix their problems. Pathetic really

@brianlilley That’s your boy!! Carney bad. Trump good..

Just 12 hours before his deadline and his threat of a massive bombing campaign, President Trump is saying a whole civilization will die. Unless something changes.

@MarketManiaCa 13 months later your kind still thinks Trump is the answer..

13 months later, it still blows my mind that Canadians actually voted a World Economic Forum central bankster into power. We’re living in a simulation. 🧠

@Darkdeedfiles @FoxNews You’re not immune Darky, he hates black fellas too

@FoxNews He's not threatening the Iranian people, he's threatening the regime. 47 years of extortion and terror and he's giving them one last off ramp. The mullahs are the civilization dying tonight, not the people they've been oppressing.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war

@LaciMarieKnight Nice tits