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@The3rdFrame @FTBL_Planet Hahaha fuck up you mutant

@FTBL_Planet Goram was always unprofessional. He could use his bulk to save a few shots but that was about it. Every shot placed in a corner or high (because he was small for a keeper) pretty much always beat him. The legend status is a myth because he was at Ibrox.

When Andy Goram had three months left on his Motherwell contract, he already knew he was not getting another one. He was coming towards the end of his career, driving to training with his wife Miriam, and the phone rang at half nine in the morning. It was Ally McCoist. That was suspicious enough on its own. Ally did not usually phone people at half nine in the morning unless he was still coming in from the night before. So Goram spoke to him, thought nothing more of it, and went into training. At lunchtime, the phone went again. This time it was Walter Smith. Walter was at Everton then, but he told him to keep his phone on because somebody was about to ring him. “What is it, gaffer? You got a job for me?” Walter just told him: “Just keep your f****** phone on.” A couple of minutes later, the phone rang again. “Goalie, it’s Alex Ferguson here.” “We’ve got Bayern Munich on Wednesday and Liverpool at the weekend. Barthez is injured and Raimond van der Gouw is struggling. I need you to come down on loan until the end of the season.” Goram knew exactly what was happening. Ally McCoist could do Ferguson’s voice perfectly. So he gave the only answer that made sense. “Coisty, f*** off.” And he put the phone down. Then the phone rang again. This time Goram told Miriam to answer it. “Miriam, this is Alex Ferguson, and you can tell that fat b****** he’s got ten seconds to say aye or naw.” It really was Sir Alex Ferguson. So Andy Goram went to Manchester United. Steve McClaren took him round the dressing room and introduced him to the squad. Goram knew most of them already. Then they got to Roy Keane. No handshake. Just Keane staring at him. Goram looked at him and said: “There’s no point is there?” Keane just said: “No.” And that was it. Keane was a Celtic man. Goram was a Rangers man. They did not exchange a civil word in three months. Training did not exactly help. They were playing eight-a-side one day, and Keane and Luke Chadwick were up front for Goram’s team. Goram pinged a half-volley straight on to Chadwick’s foot. Chadwick snatched at it and put the volley over the bar. Keane turned on Goram straight away. “Hey you, give me the f****** ball.” Goram was not having that. “What, do you get the ball just because you’re Roy Keane? F*** off.” From that moment, the atmosphere was gone. On the way off the pitch, Gary Neville came over to him. “Goalie, we don’t talk to Roy like that down here.” “We just don’t.” Goram wasn’t ready to start building relationships. “F*** off Nev, do you just do everything Roy wants? Now do one.” Neville just walked away without saying another word. #football

@ScotlandSky @SkyFootball No thanks. That wee leprechaun can fuck right off

🏆 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝗢'𝗡𝗲𝗶𝗹𝗹: 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 Coming up, we have an exclusive show with the Celtic boss as he reflects on winning the Scottish Premiership title! Watch on @SkyFootball at 5.30pm tonight 📺

@scotsunsport Good! Hope they all fuck off

BREAKING: Scottish referees hint they could go on STRIKE over 'abuse, intimidation, threats and pitch invasions' thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/16292836…

@BBCSportScot Auld prick

Celtic manager Martin O'Neill says allegations Hearts players were assaulted amid Saturday's pitch invasion "has not been proved". #BBCFootball

@billymooreAPBD Get right to fuck

Case discharged the jury has failed to reach a verdict!!

@Keir_Starmer Aw fuck il ya tart

We’ve just secured a historic trade deal with the Gulf. This is a huge win for British business, and for working people who will feel the benefits in the years ahead. We’ve secured five major trade deals with international partners - delivering on our commitment to drive economic growth, create jobs, and strengthen our economy.

@TRobinsonNewEra Why does everyone in the Labour Party talk like they have a cock stuck in their throat?

Rachel Reeves given some home truths from the working class.

@PaulJohnDykes You’re really the worst Celtic supporting lesbian of all time eh? Away winch yur mannequin hen

“One or two got assaulted.” This is a bold accusation that Bloom will need to back up with evidence. Hearts have embraced the pseudo-victim role here because they blew it. Leaving the stadium looking like a stag do of full-kit wankers was nothing more than performative.

@20MinuteTims Hahaha fuck up you stupid tit

The bottom line is 60000 Celtic fans heard, with their own two ears, the final whistle on Saturday. So did the manager. So did all the players and staff. You’ll need some pretty strong evidence to counter all those ear-witnesses. Case closed.

@FarvaRangers Because it’s Clarke ffs. He’s a drunken bitter useless fud

It does seem a little daft that Graham wasn’t part of the squad. Dominic Hyam is 30 now, barely gets near a squad and gets the spot, he’s likely not going to see a minute on the pitch this summer, so why not give the future of Scotland the experience?

He’s what we call the cunts cunt. Nobody likes this asshole!

@Keir_Starmer Everyone is sick of your stupid face and uber annoying stupid bit h voice. Quit ffs

We’ve just extended the fuel duty cut for the rest of the year. This will support millions of drivers and families across the country. My Labour government is focused on what matters to you: cutting the cost of living.

@scotsunsport Fuckin wetwipe miserable bastard

"I thought that was a private conversation" 👀 🎥 Steve Clarke on Oli McBurnie's World Cup omission and striker's revelation that he'd CALLED Scotland boss about squad exile

@Scott50290617 I also think Rangers and Hearts should further strengthen their relationship and give each other more allocation to further annoy those peasants

We should reduce Celtic's allocation at Tynecastle more and to piss them off even further give Motherwell and Falkirk the full roseburn stand.

@RealDonKeith @TRobinsonNewEra @PiersUncensored He’s an insufferable cunt Don. Nobody in Britain likes Morgan, he’s a cunt

🚨I had to set Piers Morgan straight about @TRobinsonNewEra and The Political targeting of the Silenced film on @PiersUncensored.

@TRobinsonNewEra @piersmorgan Look how livid the wee mutant on the right is. Fuckin whanger

This lad done great , Imagine @piersmorgan thinking anyone gives a flying fuck about being called Islamophobic 😂😂 welcome to 2026 piers

@celticjam83 Mare chance of your hairline coming back than that pish being accurate doll

Well this changes everything thats been written in the media Well worth a listen Share away

@MbarkCherguia Tosser should have been shot when he attempted to steal the officers rifle

A man allegedly breaks a female officer's nose, only to be kicked and stomped on by responding police. ​Does the severity of the crime justify the officer's reaction, or did they cross a line? ⚖️👇

@SkySportsNews @ScotlandSky How the fuck does Gordon “deserve” to go?? He’s played zero games. Bain deserves to go. This old pals act will embarrass us and the only positive is it better be the last I see of that miserable bland boring fuckin boat race of yours.

"Hopefully we'll do something no Scottish team has ever done before" "He [Gordon] deserves to go" Scotland boss Steve Clarke on the selection of 43-year-old Craig Gordon for this summer's World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@ScotExpress What a cunt!

John Swinney plans to head to USA to watch Scotland at World Cup - at taxpayers expense - scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/… scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…