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.@reedblankenship reppin’ the H 🤘

Kayden McDonald on @ESPNRadio on the difference between a barbecue and a cookout: “A cookout is real dirty. The real cooking. Got the drunk uncle out with the bald head towel. Listening to that TK soul. A barbecue is just something regular.”

@TexansJacob @PFF He's gonna be our punter

Texans punter Jack Stonehouse average hangtime per punt via @PFF: 2025 - 4.29 seconds (4th among all FBS punters) 2024 - 4.25 seconds (6th) 2023 - 4.09 (12th) 2022 - 4.06 (18th) Could be a real weapon for HOU with their defense.

@theTNShow Hill was staring Meco in the face at the perfect place to take him & Meco said "Nah" Let that give you peace that he was never Meco's or he'd be a Texan

Marlin Klein & Anthony Hill Jr will forever be tied at the hip for me…..I’m not sure how long it’ll take me to get over if he turns out to be a HIT and Klein turns out to be a MISS 🥹

@tomorrowsretro I love Henry & like Speed but I'd like to upgrade at least one of those spots next year.

Introducing… the SWARM 🔥 Unstoppable on all levels.

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@NFLDraftBites Texans have to be A Paid WAJ Signed Braden Smith Signed Wyatt Teller Signed Reed Blankenship Traded for David Montgomery Re-signed Ed Ingram Re-signed Danielle Hunter Re-signed Sheldon Rankins Drafted Rutledge Drafted Big Mac Rest of the class solid af That's an A 🤘🏼

Offseason Grades AFC Draft & Free Agency plus staff changes if applicable… Bills C Dolphins A Jets B Patriots B Bengals A Browns A Ravens C Steelers C Colts C Jaguars F Texans B Titans A Broncos B Chargers F Chiefs B Raiders A

They stole a nonprofit. It’s not right.

@Texans_Thoughts Wow. Cam Jordan in a Texans uni would be so cool.

Ranking EDGE3 options for Houston 1) Very fun, but old: Cam Jordan 2) Safe, ol’ reliable, i like it: Derek Barnett 3) Better vs run than pass, some upside: AJ Epenesa 4) Better vs pass than run, emotional pick: Jadeveon Clowney 5) Not the right fit: Joey Bosa, Haason Reddick

Want to buy into Marlin Klein’s potential? Watch his game vs New Mexico: 6 catches, 93 yards, 1 TD With the right coaching he should help our run game and play action He’s a more dynamic athlete than Schultz, should get targets on bootlegs and seam balls

But I thought we had a bad draft?

🚨Gavin Newsom’s fire relief racket just got IRS confirmation: $800 million in “Fire Aid” for Pacific Palisades and LA wildfire victims never reached one single person. It flowed straight into NGOs — including one Newsom and his wife personally created. That group just quietly scrubbed itself from the website as the story broke. Pure California grift.

@MapleParadox_ @TheOnlyThel With laser beams attached to their heads

@TheOnlyThel What they should've done is made it 100ft deep and filled it with sharks

Heaven protect me, I am gonna get into politics, but Why is this a bad thing? Is it just cause Trump is doing it?

@TheOnlyThel That's exactly why

@NFL_Convo Tate. He's not a 1

Which Top 10 pick will be the biggest bust?🤔 I’ll start… David Bailey

If the Texans draft order was: Kayden McDonald at 26 Keylan Rutledge at 36 Kamari Ramsey at 59 Febechi Nwaiwu at 106 Marlin Klien at 123 Aiden Fisher at 141 Wade Woodaz at 204 Lewis Bond at 243 Media would be giving the Texans higher draft grades. Because at the end of the day people don’t ranks drafts on players they do it off where players were taken.

@Divineeo @tomorrowsretro Lol he had his time. Time to give the rook the number

@JoBangles777 @tomorrowsretro Tf

Keylan Rutledge and Kayden McDonald in their new jersey numbers… 🔥 Will post as # come out.

@liamcoenszn It was truly the only good pick of y'all's draft

The Texans really thought they cooked with the bada bah bah bah pick until This man fell to us:

@michaelschwab13 Bro they're everywhere lol

Is it me or does it feel like more love bugs than normal?