Joe Carroll

Ahh. Memories. twitter.com/jimmykimmel/st…

@XKnockouts Usual suspects.

Girlfriend gets BF knocked out in the middle of Walmart!

@dionnewarwick @Miss_NicciC It's WALK on by, auntie, not RUN!

Doing this at my show tomorrow during Walk on By.

You IDIOTS elected a conman to presidency, not once but twice, and now look at you. Can’t afford gas, farms going bankrupt, masked men shooting Americans in the streets, and your kids are dying in Iran to distract from the EPSTEIN Files. While his family makes BILLIONS. DUMBASSES

@jazzyrae My barber raised his prices at the beginning of the year and has yet to get my beard straight since I've been going to him. Needless to say, I won't be going back.

My son’s barber got tiktok famous and has raised his prices 3 times in the past 6 months. These cuts used to be $35.

@CoWorkerTiff Okay, thats not the point! 😫

You’ve been up since 4!

@fwtimini I had 9 hours of sleep last night and I am over here on my couch DRAINED.

@CoWorkerTiff Hell, im just booking my flight back THERE! 😫🤣

@JoeRunsThis Let me know if you find literally anything. I’ll go with!

Girl, they about to “Moving On Up” themselves right into where Spirit is now. Desperation and despair.

@fringeblog Okay! You asked for it! Soon as I see a sale on flights, im coming out there!

Lost power last night, got a call at 2am from downstairs neighbor saying their carbon monoxide detector was going off, didn't sleep, dog injured herself sometime yesterday, took her to the vet, no diagnosis just a slight concern of spinal injury, wow it's only Tuesday.

@fringeblog Do you want a spanking??!

@JoeRunsThis You're not my mom! You can't tell me what to do!!

@SouthwestAir when's the next sale? I got places to go, pooh!

@VerizonSupport Stop randomly increasing my bill would be a great start, Joseph! 😫

@JoeRunsThis The last thing we would want to see is for you to leave us, and I am here to help with any concerns you have. Send us a DM. -Joseph

So, Verizon is offering free phone upgrades. Problem is, I really want to leave verizon! 😫

People who wake up early... what y'all be doing? Because... I've been up for 6 hours and this aint it. 😫

Not my phone battery going low before 10:00 a.m.! 😫

Women negotiating deals, take this advice from @shondarhimes: Never enter a negotiation you’re not willing to walk away from. Knowing your worth and your boundaries is where real leverage begins. 🤍

@bwilliamsmusic @walmarthelp They just want you to DM them so they can tell you they're denying your claim again, but this time privately. 😒😔

@walmarthelp Will do.

So... @Walmart Spark driver abandoned a $300 mattress in the middle a walkway on a quiet street instead of moving it 2 steps up to my doorstep as requested and as they stated they'd do. Photo proof shows gross negligence. Stolen in under 10 mins... because Alvin in his GMC Terrain did it. People aren't busy riding down the street stealing 100 pounds boxes! @Walmart denied my claim immediately! Is this how you treat customers after your $100M settlement with the MI AG for driver fraud? Unacceptable. I need a refund or replacement.

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC. Let me get this straight: Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds? Release the Epstein files.