John Rovere 🇺🇸

@JackPosobiec You are a follower of whoever signs your paycheck… and we all know who that is.

I am a follower of Jesus Christ

@DefiyantlyFree This post paid for by AIPAC

There is no bigger POS than Massie.

@JeffDye @KingKightlinger I heard @normmacdonald was her guide when she joined @SNL. Right, @normposter?

Performed on a show with a comic I’ve never met. Her name is Laura Kightlinger @KingKightlinger . She seemed nice enough. We didn’t talk and she left before I went up. I’m assuming she didn’t know it was my Tesla she wrote “Douche” on my Tesla 🤔 Strange behavior for a 60 year old adult. Look forward to working with you again. @Tesla @elonmusk @morethingsthatllmakehercringe

@OJPhilly Your whole black victim narrative destroyed in one photo…

@Republicans You can be a Zionist or you can be a patriot. YOU CANNOT BE BOTH.

You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. YOU CANNOT BE BOTH.

@kaji0x Yes she loved fame and fortune so much she didn’t say a damn word to anyone. Everyone in Hollywood is mentally ill.

Hayden Panettiere says she was 18 when a woman she trusted as a protector took her below deck on a yacht and physically put her in bed beside an undressed “very famous” man. “By the time I’d realized I was in danger, I was quite literally out to sea.” “She physically put me in the bed next to this undressed man who was very famous.” “My hair stood on end and I became ferocious. I was like, ‘This is not happening.’” “I bolted and hid wherever I could think of to hide on a boat. There was no jumping off and swimming away.” “When you really find somebody that you trust, you hold on to them for dear life. So to be betrayed like that is just an awful feeling.”

@adamcarolla Douche or not, he is correct

He’s a douche

@nftfafax @waleswoosh This is the correct answer

@waleswoosh iykyk

I can't keep my BTC on centralized exchanges because they might go bankrupt or freeze withdrawals. I can't keep my BTC in hot software wallets because my laptop might get hacked. I can't keep my BTC in cold hardware wallets because there could be a bug on the manufacturer's side that exposes my seed phrase. I can't deploy my BTC in DeFi because there's like a new eight-figure hack every month. So where am I supposed to keep my BTC?

@kendallbaker This dude’s face says what we’re all thinking.

Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first Women’s Pro Baseball League tonight

@DisconectedSoul @miwimybaby Unplugging it always power cycles it

@JohnRovere @miwimybaby Power cycling is turning it off and back on that doesn’t always include unplugging it

we need a one-word term for “unplugging it and plugging it back in”

@paleochristcon @RealCandaceO @BlakeSNeff I generally like what you have to say, but you look absolutely retarded backing TPUSA and completely ignoring the ever increasing amount of exculpatory evidence Candace has brought to light.

@RealCandaceO @BlakeSNeff You didn't dispute what he said either.

@RealCandaceO Reminder: Candace does not want to engage in any reasonable assessment of the evidence. She just wants Charlie's killer to get away with it.

@scr1bblekiddo Impossible. There is no such thing.

people r transphobic bcuz theyre scared of cute trans girls

@Jim_Jordan You voted for Israel to bypass our borders and directly infiltrate our military. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

Open borders. Socialism. Censorship. High taxes. That's what Democrats want for America.

If Elon didn’t buy X nobody would know what’s happening in Ceuta right now.

إعترافات خطيرة : مهاجر مغربي يقول للصحافة "أن الجيش الملكي المغربي هو الذي أحضرنا في شاحنة." #المغرب

@JohnfKennedy608 I don’t think it’s possible to get the IP address of the sender of a DM unless you subpoena the platform.

Holy Crap!

@OwenBenjamin 30-06 is a type of ammunition, not a rifle.

This is what a 30-06 looks like in sweat pants with a 6’8 man. Tyler Robinson was wearing skinny jeans. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen people lie about.

@TomiLahren This is what elitist privilege looks like.

Never got the clot shot. Never fell for the COVID scam. May those who did never be so stupid again.

@fadule_ It takes a very low IQ person to say out loud that alcohol is healthier than weed.

Getting drunk at bars and talking to girls is healthier than staying home smoking weed going nonverbal doomscrolling.