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IT’S HAPPENED TENNNNNN THOUSAND FOLLOWERS ON TIKTOK 🤯🤯🤯🥳🥳🥳🥳

I find it slightly baffling how I can go from what was a record week for me in my shop to sitting around and barely seeing anyone today.

@JudithEarl9 @IdiotsInCricket @CountyChamp @thecricketdraft Kyle Abbott was my captain for a good chunk of last year, was so good for me

@IdiotsInCricket @CountyChamp @thecricketdraft I should have said Kyle Abbott, but maybe I should have both. 😉

So it’s getting dangerously close to the @CountyChamp season starting and that means @thecricketdraft will soon be with us!! We want to know who your solid, day 1 picks are and what ‘Rouge’ picks are you thinking of making?!

IT'S HAPPENING! As a celebration for hitting 2,500 followers on Twitch, I agreed to (and am now scared of) doing a subathon up to a possible 24 hours Friday 10th April @ 7pm - Live on Twitch & YouTube All the details below 👇🏻

Genuinely think only Lincoln actually want to get promoted from league 1. Cardiff drew today, Bolton losing, Bradford losing.

Make it a shorter competition, there is no need for it to last over 2 months.

Honestly couldn’t really care less about the IPL, it goes on far too long.

Thank you all for making noise about my recent ban! They didn’t say what the issue was, which doesn’t help as it might have been my terrible coding smashing their API or something 🤷‍♂️! Pssst @Twitch @TwitchSupport any chance of swapping my accounts names as a good will gesture🫣

Cool @Twitch @TwitchSupport this might be the final nail in the coffin. I think I’m done with helping people and making content now. How can you ban and then provide no evidence. Apparently I’m a bot…

@solipsismmusic @DedRedEd @w0rdgenerator

@DedRedEd @w0rdgenerator Believe what you like dude. I'm 51 as well, I used to 35000 in an hour. I had to slow down when I moved to Spain due to the heat.

How unemployed do you have to be to hit 20k steps a day

When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and then remove the thermometer and place it on a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

20 games unbeaten, what a team 😍

@honeyroastcam @RT1720X Fair bloody play

@RT1720X it's lovely of the neighbours to get involved by painting 9's on thier wheelie bins

For a single mum I get it done all on my own 👊🏻🫶🏻💪🏼 🖤🩶💙 His own little gaming corner. Surprise for after school ❣️

What a team

@LincolnCity_FC @LNER @junior101127

IMPS WIN, YOU WIN! ⚽🎉 The Imps have just won – so now it’s your turn! We’re giving away @LNER Executive Box access at Lincoln vs Stockport County on 14 March, with space for up to 10 people 🙌 Enjoy food, premium views, and an exclusive meet & greet with a player To enter:
👇 Tag a friend in the replies TERMS AND CONDITIONS Entry is open to individuals 18 and over only. One entry is one comment. The winner will be selected at random from all eligible entries. The prize is specific to the Stockport County fixture on 14 March and cannot be transferred to an alternative game. Winner is required to accept the prize within 24 hours of contact. This competition is not associated with Instagram.

@Ay1ward Easy to not lose many games when you only play like 2 🤣

It took tearing up the tactic and starting from scratch to end a 10 game winless streak yesterday Hopefully we can win more than 1 game today I don't think I can make any promises Twitch.tv/ay1ward

Me thinking this was a very long and hairy neck and not a hand in a pocket 🤦‍♂️🤣

@malcolmconn @englandcricket You truly are a bellend aren’t you

Hope he celebrates at a place without bouncers… there isn’t a match tomorrow is there? @englandcricket

Honestly people are just fucking stupid. Needed to change an appointment and tell them I can only do Mondays as it’s my day off. “Tuesday 24th ok?” 🤦‍♂️

Can’t just be me who’s hating all these ai cartoon pictures

I know I’m on the right direction when people start noticing I’ve lost weight and I look trimmer, proud of the effort I’ve put in, but so much more to do.