John_Trabanta ™

Once commonly seen on the streets of the Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, and its native East Germany, the TRABANT is now a collector's item. It was famous for its simple, air-cooled, two-stroke engine. Owners had to pre-mix the gasoline and oil, which created nasty exhaust!

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@MAGACult2 Well, the one upside to the Trump Administration has been all the practice in proper usage of four-letter words such as "$hit" and "f#ck"

It is now a superpower to be able to spell four letter words

@ScienceDJX I don't know...lead might be a little bit better for the brain than Fox.

Fox News does the same thing as eating lead paint chips.

Elvis did Jailhouse Rock. For Trabanta, it’s Jailhouse Disco™ . I’m scheduling shows for 2029 so I can personally check up on Trump and his cabinet. #Smokefleet #Smokerises

@Halle__Bentley He is a trash human being - a man with a blackened husk of a soul.

Look what this fat ass felon is posting like a little ignorant teenager. This b!tch is so mad that he will never be loved like Colbert is. Everyone is leaving the maga cult and calling for this r@pist paedophile to be removed How fucking embarrassing 🤦🏽‍♀️

@atrupar Jaxon who? Jaxon Meoff?

Trump: "Mr Lutnick, Secretary of Commerce is here. Looks good, looks handsome. Reasonably handsome. He doesn't look like Jaxson. I'll take Jaxson any day."

@patriottakes What’s next….Is Trump going to compare Jaxon’s package with Arnold Palmer’s?

Yikes

@HQNewsNow When he’s gone, how will MAGAs survive without his rapier wit?

Trump: You ever see the Democrat National Convention? I call it the Dumocrat. Dumocrat. They're Dumocrat.

@earphorny @PorscheDeRossi @Len222418427271 @PHDCoins @EdNorton69 @tidsdisponent @ghoulboss1313 @ShazinOr @HarriedFord8647 @Sean_Pennzoil @CushmanRLee @dew_drop16 @MichelleWth6 @Jordan_TeT @ThunderCatCrone @SamuelLDatsun @MarkleResists @down_doppler You might need to hire valets soon so you can double park ‘em 😄

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Smokefleet trending again 😎👍 @Len222418427271 @John_Trabanta @PHDCoins @EdNorton69 @tidsdisponent @ghoulboss1313 @ShazinOr @HarriedFord8647 @Sean_Pennzoil @CushmanRLee @dew_drop16 @MichelleWth6 @Jordan_TeT @ThunderCatCrone @SamuelLDatsun @MarkleResists @down_doppler

@atrupar Or it could just be he really doesn’t care for his son. Every once in a while, Trump does something you can take at face value 😂

I fear Trump skipping his son's birthday to spend the weekend in DC -- something he normally isn't keen to do -- is a sign we should brace for him to do something crazy this weekend

@GOP__Ls MAGA seems chock full of child fockers

🚨 Pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionist Theodore Middendorf s*xually assaulted a 7-year-old. He has now been sentenced to 19 years.

@atrupar That’s what all the MAGA cultists say when they realize their position has become indefensible.

Chip Roy: "You want to know why you lost the election? You were trying to sell men a radically gay and ridiculous agenda that most men are gonna reject."

@lawofruby @mychaelschnell Let’s hope Fakkai gets a perm — a permanent sentence in the Super Max

NEW from @mychaelschnell & me: Two sources tell MS NOW that the three people named by former Esptein assistant Sarah Kellen as "involved in abuse" are celebrity hairstylist Frederic Fekkai, former Miami Beach mayor Philip Levine and now-deceased fashion photographer Patrick Demarchelier. Kellen testified that both Levine and Fekkai assaulted her, according to one of the sources.

@JohnJHarwood One thing MAGAs have in common is low/no standards of behavior

that is vile

@atrupar Billion, trillion….details, details He’s a big picture guy Might be helpful, though, for a Commerce Secretary to be able to: 1) add 2) tell the truth

Lutnick: "Serving in the cabinet of Donald Trump is the greatest honor of a lifetime. As his commerce secretary, my job is to bring in investment, and we brought in $18 trillion." (The $18 trillion figure is made up -- the entire GDP of America is about $32 trillion.)

@theliamnissan You’re Putin me on…

BREAKING NEWS: TULSI GABBARD STARTS GOFUNDME TO CROWDFUND PLANE TICKET TO MOSCOW

@CattardSlim @DonaldJTrumpJr This will do wonders for @DonaldJTrumpJr’s daddy issues 😂

Lmao. Trump tried everything he could to get into Chelsea Clinton's wedding, but he's ditching @DonaldJTrumpJr Bwahahaha Hahahahahahahaha 😭 He's the world's worst President AND father

Chip Franklin: “Fuck CBS. I will no longer watch CBS, Paramount, or the NFL games this fall. Although I have to admit, I might make an exception when they cover Tiny Fingers’ funeral. I mean, that’s must-see TV”

@theliamnissan Putin has been seen clubbing to cheer himself up. x.com/John_Trabanta/…

BREAKING NEWS: Tulsi Gabbard is out as DNI; Vladimir Putin cries on gilded, stolen pillow