Jonathan Colquitt

@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour JUST RESIGN NOBODY WANTS YOU

When I say every child should have the opportunity to go as far as their talent takes them, I mean every single child. Children who grew up in poverty, with special educational needs, those who can't get a job. We back them: every young person struggling to find work will get a guaranteed offer of a job, training, or a work placement.

@benonwine Lambrini

If Margaret Thatcher was Bollinger of Prime Ministers what drink would Starmer be?

@RachelReevesMP @UKLabour Who put 50p in her

These are tough election results for Labour and I’m sorry to all of those colleagues who have lost their seats. Keir Starmer won a mandate to change our country. We must get on with delivering that mandate - and show how politics can improve people’s lives for the better.

@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Babes, you need to resign

These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.

@mbsmith1980 @JackWDart Awful ain’t they

@JackWDart Why are liberals the most openly hateful out here?

I, a Liberal Democrat, just voted tactically for Labour to stop the worst, most dangerous party of my lifetime, winning in my area. Vote tactically today! Keep Reform UK out.

@AngelaRayner How’s the result going?

No matter what they say, Reform UK will only let down the working class. They voted against our better deal for workers. With your support, we got it done. Only Labour will work for working people. Vote Labour 🌹

@vuecinemas why the fuck do you advertise a film to start at 12:30 yet we’re still sat here half an hour later like a pair of twats watching shitty adverts. Just why? People time things around correct start times. DONT ADVERTISE A FILM FOR 1230 WHEN ITS NOT. And your seats smell!

@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Neither is he

Zack Polanski’s criticism of the police officers response to the Golders Green attack was disgraceful. He’s not fit to lead any political party.

@DikiRance81 @owenjonesjourno Please tell me he got slapped!! Do you have a video of this? I need to see this

@owenjonesjourno Interesting take on how to disarm a mental, historically violent, knife wielding, potentially bomb carrying post stabbing maniac… from a man who went crying to the police when he got slapped in a pub in Islington. Such a fucking bell end

Hold on - what? If police officers think someone might be carrying explosives, protocol is to kick them in the head repeatedly like this? Is that actual police protocol? If so, how is it a wise police protocol? Can someone explain the reasoning?

@owenjonesjourno This Owen guy is such a hate stirring prick, maybe next time we should let him deal with it in fact let him deal with everything around the country since he has the answers for fucking everything!!

@Hania16836 A smack in the mouth

@British_Airways I would absolutely love to, but this holiday was bittersweet. We’re moving to @VirginAtlantic now because you absolutely destroyed the executive club system.

@Jon_Col Sounds like you need to book another flight, Jonathan, for the chocolate mousse alone! Anthony

@British_Airways just back from a lovely BA holiday to Las Vegas. Flights were perfect and the food was fucking amazing absolutely spot-on!! Well done BA. That trio of chocolate mousse tasted like it was made by angels ffs I need it again!

@CherylOfficial hey, we’ve just been randomly dancing to your music in Harrahs casino in Las Vegas!! Love it! Love you!

@GordonRamsay well Gordon fucking Ramsey, just on your Hell’s Kitchen Las Vegas restaurant. Food is fucking beautiful and the staff are giving a fucking 5 star service! Amazing #hellskitchen #vegas

@gmpolice Hi there, so I reported a crime via your online portal, I was then given a crime reference number and a policeman sent me an email. I have responded to that email now twice and heard nothing back. The crime was reported a week ago, can you tell me what options I have?

@RoworthJack Yeah, a bit dodgy how you liked it and are following him

This individual has recently posted something incredibly disturbing and disgusting on his Instagram. That poor girl, that’s evil. I hope the right people can deal with this appropriately. It’s too graphic to show on here.

@Hertz I’ve just had my female friend who’s in Florida on Holiday on the phone in floods of tears, as a result of your service and treatment. Stranded due to a faulty car, no car when she arrived in FLL. This is not good not good at all!! More to follow…….

@MCRMetrolink I’ve just tried paying with cash at Salford Quays tram stop and it keeps spitting it back out??

@NotFarLeftAtAll What’s with the mask