Jony

@fesshole Although this clearly didn’t happen, it would be great if it had.

Went for a haircut at my local hip barbers, local dealer sat in there boasting how much he makes in a week. Then comes the Tommy Robinson praise. Had enough, I decided on the spot I'd grass him to crimestoppers. Sent address and reg number, he was busted two weeks later.

@BSmithBenS @stuzi_pants Why would you opt out? Twats.

If you don’t consent to organ donation you can ‘opt out’ online and it’s completely free. You do not need to give a grifting sausage money for a useless card, bracelet or pendant. JFC 🤦🏻‍♂️

@TheGriftReport No they haven’t

@cezthesocialist Pricks. Ricky is correct.

who does this annoy?

@cool_redmanc @Alexandr4Denman It’s actually Ashton under Lyne.

@Alexandr4Denman Brought to you by the voice of Peter Kay... Brilliant

This local butcher Dissects a piece of so roasting beef from a supermarket compared to buying from them or straight from a farmer and their websites ! We should all be buying from farmers and butchers if you’re lucky to have one ! We are being charged ridiculous money from shops

@Alexandr4Denman That’s Billy Briggs in Ashton!

@FasilBalti My misspent youth right there

Ooof

@mhupupu @RealDannyTommo @NEUnion Shush silly

@RealDannyTommo @NEUnion Where did the money come from for the coaches and banners?I do hope that it was not taxpayer money.

Let’s be absolutely clear with the facts from today’s “march against the far right” which I attended from the start. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1. These were left-wing organisations from all over the UK. Every union under the sun was in attendance. @NEUnion are definitely indoctrinating children within the teacher and school environment, just look at their presence today. It is very concerning. Watch what they teach your kids. They, as an education union, along with @unitetheunion, were also fighting over who got to be at the front of the march today, thanks to two lesbian powerhouses not having it. Comedy gold 😂 2. The second video shows over 100 coaches being used to bus in all these so-called “concerned citizens” on organised transport. They are all part of a left-wing narrative which just doesn’t work anymore, we see exactly what they are doing. That was the entire left-wing loony left in attendance. That’s it. That’s them. This is a major point! We have millions who know what’s right, and the left wing in this country is about to get the shock of their lives in the next elections, swept off the map. That was a panic march. They know it’s coming! 3. There was no working class at this march! Fact! It was all middle and upper class people who attend the usual Palestine marches and Palestine Action events. They hate the Union Jack flag and they hate the working class. This was a stunt by the well-organised unions to pretend the country is behind them which it is not. And that was clear as day to witness today. Also a clear panic march. 4. We don’t have much to worry about. These people are not in the real world. They are privileged and wealthy. And as I said, that’s the crowd, that’s them. They are in total fantasy land, and it’s now time for the adults to get back in charge. 5. Long live England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✝️🇬🇧

@CharlotteCGill You are shit

Sadly the Right can't organise as many protests as they are too busy working.

@benonwine What do you contribute you cunt?

Cut the Benefits and STOP the Boats. Kick all these Freeloaders who don’t contribute anything OUT of our country and start HELPING those that do Contribute.

@ApexJones22 🤡

@JonyHorrocks ered

This nigga Tiger flipped his whip, was detained, breathalyzered, booked, jailed, released, and was still gone on another planet somewhere.. There's nobody home.

🚨🇬🇧 1 MINUTE AGO - Katie Hopkins has just unveiled a “£90 Billion Plan to Save the UK,” in which she proposes withdrawing from the UN, WHO, and WEF, abolishing the Department of Climate Change, and heavily cutting welfare funding to support only those who truly need it. Within just 24 hours, support for her movement surged to 19%—the highest level in its history. The plan promises to save £90 billion each year to return money to the British people, invest in coal power to slash electricity prices by 30%, and build more dams and railways instead of “paying globalists.” Immediately after the announcement, Katie Hopkins’s nine-word message spread rapidly across the entire country. HUGE IF IT'S TRUE!! WHAT'S YOUR OPINION👇👇

@Rainmaker1973 Birdseye

Name a famous captain

@decorativeartt I think she’s great! She winds knuckle draggers up no end!

Well well well, Sneaky Fucking, Emily Maitlis. People who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones. How very revealing. You, the crown jewel of smug, privately educated metropolitan chic, built an entire career on the delicious pretence of fearless, impartial journalism, only to out yourself as one of the most sneering, silkily venomous partisan voices ever to infest British broadcasting. How fucking tragic. Oh darling, let’s drag your rancid carcass through the sewer of your so-called career, shall we? One must admire the grotesque artistry of a woman who can perch so elegantly in a BBC studio, delivering what she imagines are masterclasses in emotional grandstanding and laser-guided selective outrage, most notoriously that vicious 2020 Newsnight monologue where you openly declared “Dominic Cummings broke the rules, the country can see that and it’s shocked the government cannot,” sparking over 23,000 complaints and forcing the BBC to rule you had breached impartiality, and more recently when you cornered Marjorie Taylor Greene at Mar-a-Lago, smugly prodding her about “Jewish space lasers” only to get bluntly told to “fuck off” for your trouble. This is, after all, the same champagne-socialist, sneering metropolitan leftist who has spent years openly loathing Brexit, patriotism, and anyone gauche enough to have voted Leave. You treated half the country with the sort of withering contempt usually reserved for a waiter who brought the wrong vintage. A rude, sneering woman who clearly despises England and was never much of a lady, just a vicious professional scold in expensive shoes. You didn’t report the news, Emily. You auditioned for the role of its self-appointed moral executioner. When Rupert Lowe, one of England’s finest gentlemen and truest patriots, dared to drag into the light the systematic rape, torture, drugging, and trafficking of hundreds of thousands of Britain’s own daughters by grooming gangs, you branded him a racist for the unforgivable crime of noticing. While he tried to expose the industrial-scale horror, you sat there downplaying it like a minor scheduling inconvenience, deflecting with cherry-picked statistics (“there are ten times as many white suspects!”) and reaching for the smear button with the frantic desperation of a crackhead chasing her next fix. How very noble. How very BBC. Bless your heart. You eventually slunk out of the BBC under an avalanche of impartiality complaints, only to rebrand at LBC and the New Statesman, where the last polite restraints were gleefully incinerated in a bonfire of leftist virtue. There you peddle the same anti-British, hyper-metropolitan dogma with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer wrapped in a rainbow flag. The mask was never really there. Just a carefully applied layer of foundation over a seething ideological sneer that could curdle milk at fifty paces. You absolute, rancid establishment whore of a woman. The British people have had more than enough of your poisonous, traitorous carcass. So do be a dear and slither back into whatever pathetic little sewer the BBC finally had the good sense to flush your toxic arse down. Your time is over, Emily. The curtain has fallen, the lights are dead, and all that remains is the fading stench of your smug hypocrisy hanging in an empty studio that no one misses. Whatever next? Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

@MysteriosoX I believe the carburetted versions could return 3mpg!

One of the best looking cars ever made and superbly smooth to drive, but laughable thirsty and with frankly terrifyingly bad brakes

@gamray All he does is travel around London moaning

the bloke has done The Knowledge and is perfectly entitled to take a call during a job, presumably with the intercom off so not bothering poor, hard done by Alastair in the slightest. This is proper old school racism - racism for the sake of racism

@M_Steeples The guy is a prick, by all accounts. But every time I see this picture, I think it’s his dick in there!

"Poor Alex Belfield" my arse. This repugnant specimen deserves all that he gets. Delighted to hear that this rotten and repugnant rat has been locked up again. #AlexBelfield #LockedUp #Loser

@90salive1 Mental.

The Blapps Posse · Don't Hold Back! - 1990 #Housemusic #Techno #oldskool #rave

@BradfemlyWalsh Just say no.

Just remembered that a lad in the year above me is still called Jammo because he said no when someone's mum asked him if he wanted some jam when she made the kids some toast. If you get why it's so funny, we can be friends 😁😁