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@LambertsenKDL @jaredadairbell We’re bakers hats and secret handshakes involved? Knock knock ✊

@jaredadairbell You were no doubt divinely protected in miraculous and heavenly ways, as were all around you. Blessings beyond measure.

Yesterday was the worst day of my life: I took one son to school and went to my parents empty house to workout and get some work done. At 11:30 I left to go get both my sons out of school. I arrive at 12 to pick up one, drive 10 minutes away to pick up the other. I get into the car with my two boys, drive off from the school, take a left turn onto Timpanogos Hwy and that’s when I lose it. My eyes closed as though I fell asleep, which I practically did. While still driving, I wake up, breathe deep, and realize I’m having a diabetic seizure. I scream and I try to take control, but my seizure is preventing me from doing anything. I somehow check who’s behind me or in my blind spot so I can get into the service lane near an intersection. I finally get to the service lane and stop, but my seizure lets off the brake and I’m still going. I pass the intersection—I have no idea how—and I keep going, braking and going, braking and going. I black out. I wake up and now I’m in the middle lane, getting too close to oncoming traffic. I black out. I wake up and I’m now going into oncoming traffic. There’s literally a white suv about 20 feet in front of me. The driver moves out of the way. My boys are freaking out, crying, “YOU’RE GONNA CRASH!” I can’t do anything. I black out. I hear my mother-in law on the phone talking to me and my kids, I later learned my son answered the phone when the group was calling on WhatsApp. The worst of the seizure then takes hold and I slam the brakes, let go, slam the brakes. My car is now making noises, even it knows something is horribly wrong. I check my rear view and see a fire truck with its lights on. I check my right and there’s a blue Honda perpendicular to me, waving me to move forward. I was in a busy intersection. I’m still in the oncoming traffic side, but nobody is moving. Just watching. Finally, I slowly, but harshly slam into the light pole. I try to put the car in park but I go into reverse and hit the fire truck. I get it into park. Finally, the driving is over, but I’m still seizing. A lady comes to the passenger side, opens the door and asks if I’m ok. I tell her, “No.” She asks me what I need. That’s when my door opens with a fireman leaned down to me and I tell them, “Sugar. I’m diabetic.” I’m still can’t control my body, but somehow I manage to get that information out. The seizure ends. I try to get out so I can get on all 4s on the ground, but the fireman tells me to stay still. I tell him, “My children. Check on my children. Are they ok?!” The fireman says he sees my boys and they seem to be fine. That’s when I break and I wail like a baby. At the moment, I couldn’t recall everything that happened or how it happened, but I knew I had a seizure and put my two boys in great risk and possibly many others. They put me into the ambulance. The wailing doesn’t stop. I keep thinking about my boys and how scared they were and how it was all my fault. I should have checked my blood sugar before driving, even when I felt fine. I had no suspicion that I was low. None. The EMTs let me know that my wife called my phone, she knows and she’s on her way. I ask if I hurt anyone. Not a soul was hurt. I drove down Timpanogos Hwy having a seizure and no one was hurt. My kids are fine. Not a scratch on anyone, not even me. I wail like a baby again. The crying continued all throughout the day yesterday till my eyes were swollen. I can’t stop thinking the horrible things that could have happened to me, my boys, or people on the road. My life felt ruined for a moment in that ambulance. I put my children at risk, driving with low blood sugar. Stupid. Fortunately, everyone is ok. Everyone knows it was an accident and if anything it’s been a faith builder—in the worst possible situation, the best possible result occurred. I am embarrassed and ashamed, but I am also extremely grateful. I am sorry to anyone that was there.

@MadridXtra @diarioas No Vini. Please

🚨 BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé & Vini Jr. are UNTOUCHABLE for Real Madrid. They will both be part of the squad NEXT SEASON! @diarioas

@vbspurs She hasn’t aged very well. 😬

And...finally, what she always was. Ugly inside and out.

It's not just Stormy Daniel who's unrecognisable. Bet you can't guess who this undercover matron is. No. Not Rosie O'Donnell. 😭

@Heather87095686 @SirBailey2 Star jasmine

@SirBailey2 It looks like honeysuckle?

Stopped to’s smell the’s fragrant floofs 🌸 Thems hast an great bouquet. With hints of the’s vanilla. An vibrant citrus. Notes of the’s lime, green apple, pear an mineral 💐🐶🐾 #couldstillusethessunglasses #dogsofx #dogsoftwitter #adogslife #doggo #pets 💚

@sarailola 17

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@GovSherrillNJ I attended the super bowl in Met Life, the NJT was so god awful. Almost ruined the trip. Hours of wait, cramped tunnels... NY/NJ can't handle the crowds

We inherited an agreement where FIFA is providing $0 for transportation to the World Cup. And while NJ TRANSIT is stuck with a $48 million bill to safely get fans to and from games, FIFA is making $11 billion. I’m not going to stick New Jersey commuters with that tab for years to come. FIFA should pay for the rides. But if they don’t – I’m not going to let New Jersey get taken for one.

@MadridXtra Get rid of Perez and the geriatric board. And say adios to Vini Jr

🤔 After two consecutive trophyless seasons, what should change at Real Madrid? What decisions would you take?

@BlueWaveRyder @TheDemocrats tell that to your employer

@TheDemocrats No one should be worth over a million dollars!

TAX THE RICH

@HarmeetKDhillon An above-the-knee dress is not black tie.

What is this “Western Black Tie” of which you speak? What handbag goes with it? Must I ruin my line by wearing cowboy boots for evening? May wedding, South Dakota. Planning fancy black cocktail dress, above the knee.

@CAgovernor Does he think we are all stupid?

California's economy outperformed every state in the country in 2025: GDP of $4.25 TRILLION (up 5% from the year prior). Adding more to our economy than Texas, Florida, and New York. 16 years of straight growth. The "exodus" narrative is nowhere to be seen.

@timburchett @epaleezeldin I go to DC often to visit family. I've never even heard of the EPA museum

People ask me all the time” I just came to DC to see the EPA Museum. My whole trip is wasted.” It’s all @epaleezeldin fault.

@FabrizioRomano Oooo.. Premier League teeth. Thanks, Jurgen, for the trend

🚨🔵 Enzo Fernández, at Stamford Bridge in attendance today — following two match sanction decided by Chelsea with Rosenior. …and with a smile on his face. 😁

@SecRubio "A public thinker focused on global affairs." 😂🤣😂🤣

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.

@1BethDutton I retired at 30 when I had my first child. I wasn’t about to let some daycare workers raise my child.

When are you planning on retiring? Or when did you retire? I am planning on retiring one year from today. The countdown is on!

@SenTedCruz @SenateCommerce @NASA what a waste of $$$

As Chairman of the @SenateCommerce Committee, I’ve worked to advance the success of the Artemis II program by advancing the NASA reauthorization bill last month, empowering @NASA to help return American astronauts to the Moon and carry out the President’s National Space Policy. @NASAArtemis I also led the effort last year to secure $10 billion in long-term NASA funding through the Working Families Tax Cut Act to support the country’s exploration goals. This critical work will help secure American space superiority for future generations.

@WakeUpPatriott nothing will happen... never does

🚨BREAKING: President Trump just posted a bombshell report that Eric Swalwell WORKED with Adam Schiff to leak classified information to trigger an investigation that would ultimately OVERTHROW the Trump administration Swalwell and Schiff are CRIMINALS and must be expelled from Congress! JOHN SOLOMON: "One of the guys that's in here is Eric Swalwell. Now, that is second-hand information from the whistleblower, but the whistleblower actually attended a meeting with Adam Schiff when he was a ranking member." "He tells the FBI, where Adam Schiff authorized the leaking of classified secrets to dirty up Donald Trump and to try to build towards either a select committee in Congress or a special prosecutor!" What's your response to this......??👀 Do you firmly support Trump on this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

Jonathan Brown, a Professor at @Georgetown, responded to a post calling out Islamic rape gangs in the UK, saying, "Get over it." He deleted the comment, but then DOUBLED DOWN using the SAME disgusting response when another user called him out. Do you support this @Georgetown?

@MomTo6Lambs if only....

He could have been POTUS…

@Matt_Pinner Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch. Maybe Jimmy Carter

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@Jackalopes_Inc @liars_never_win Do you serve it with jello that has carrots in it!?

Some of you have never experienced the magic of tuna noodle casserole and I’m sad for you.