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@GideonSsekidde @GovUganda @ucda @ConsumerUCC @UCC_Official @GCIC_SocialDevt @GCIC_Tech @GCICMediaReview @GCICsecurity @gou_economy How can we access the free seedlings

Plant today, harvest cash tomorrow. 50,000 seedlings = 50,000 chances to beat poverty. Coffee is king in Uganda & @GovUganda just dropped the seeds for the next boom. Let’s plant. #GoldenPosts #CoffeeUganda #PlantForProsperity #WealthCreation @ucda

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My parents: "you need to find a woman to take care of you" Me in 2040:

Me asking for advice from Ai on how to prevent it from taking my job of being an adviser

@KakandeAlex In the first place, he doesn't need the 140m being offered as he has no proper strategy to multiply it.

Coffee plantation valuations. Investments. What would you advise him ? He seems open to sell. How much would you sell it ? Or is it an outright No sell. Have you bought or sold a coffee plantation in the last one year? How did you value it ?

@Muganzisecure Well said, Kindly point us to financial institutions and programs willing to work with us to have this idle land utilised without being too cruel and corrupt

The Lie We Were Told About Farming You grew up hearing it, didn’t you? Not just once but over and over again at home, at school even in casual conversations. “Read your books… so you don’t end up in the garden.” And without realizing it that statement slowly shaped how we all saw farming. It stopped being something honorable something powerful and became something to escape from. The garden became a symbol of failure not opportunity. So naturally, we ran. We chased education with everything we had. We left our villages, our homes, our roots all heading toward places like Kampala convinced that success only exists in office spaces behind desks in meetings, in emails and in a monthly salary that barely stretches to the end of the month. We believed that wearing a tie and sitting in traffic every morning was the ultimate sign that we had “made it.” And for a while, it felt true until reality started setting in. Because no one ever told us the full story. No one sat us down and explained that the same land our parents were using just to get by… could actually be transformed into something much bigger. No one told us that agriculture was never the problem the mindset around it was. While we were busy looking down on farming calling it backward and outdated someone else was quietly studying it, investing in it, adding value to it and building real wealth from it. The difference wasn’t the land. The difference was perspective. We were taught that farming is hard, tiring, unpredictable. And yes, it is. But what we were not taught is that farming is also scalable, profitable and powerful when approached like a business. We were never shown that behind every successful agricultural value chain coffee, cocoa, fruits, grains there are people who understood something we didn’t: Now look at where we are. Degrees are everywhere. Every year, thousands of young people graduate with hope, energy, and ambition… only to be met with a job market that cannot absorb them. The frustration is real. The confusion is loud. And yet in the middle of all this, the land is still there. Quiet. Patient. Fertile. Waiting. Waiting for a generation that is willing to see it differently. The uncomfortable truth is this we didn’t just walk away from farming. We walked away from one of the most accessible opportunities we had. We allowed a narrative to convince us that our greatest asset was something to be ashamed of. And now we are paying the price for that belief. But here’s the shift that needs to happen. Maybe the problem was never the soil. Maybe it was never the hoe, the sweat or the sun. Maybe the real problem was the story we were told and the fact that we never questioned it. Because the moment you start to see farming not as a fallback plan but as a strategic move… everything changes. So let’s embrace farming if we don’t want to keep stuck with poverty while putting on those cute suits and working in Air conditioned spaces A word to the wise is enough and For God and my country

If u make money early..invest in urself..take professional courses,go get skills & 2nd degree...network..dress well & get a good car with AC. U hv a higher chance of leaving poverty. Dont go & tie ur money down by buying properties in bushes with the hope it will appreciate.

@DenisDukeUG You also lick on the hoe As in "komba kwelima" and negotiate

A customer wants me to deliver a 40k package to Buloba about 2 kilometers off the road at 10k 😭😭😭 my profit on the product is 7k. The Boda Guy insists, if it’s not 15K hes not delivering 😭😭😭😭The client has also licked the iron box as in alone Ku Pass. If 15k leave it…. How would you deal with this situation?

Elon Musk was right when he said, "Go Get your fucking confidence back. Without it, you will fail miserably no matter how skilled or smart you are."

What school teaches: ✍️Get good grades 🏢Get a government job 💵Earn a salary and allowances 📶Scale the corporate structure What the streets teach: 💰Cash flow is king 📈Earn. Save. Invest 📚Never stop learning 🧠Think like an entrepreneur 👥Network with successful people

Mood after giving Claude full control over my computer.

@PkKiganda @Parliament_Ug @StateHouseUg I see lawsuits and damages.

No human deserves this kind of humiliation just because of a Chinese piece of metal, whoever is responsible for the protocol cars, kindly tell your hooligans that no human life is worth that scrap metal just because they scratched it. @Parliament_Ug @StateHouseUg

When the exam is so hard, you look outside and think how lucky the birds are😂

@GalaxyTVUg Sara Short

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A supermarket in Thailand replaced plastic packaging with banana leaves. A simple idea that makes a big difference.🌿

Normalize realizing the whole cheat code to life is just confidence.

CFA folks. Which tutorial center gave you the best value? YouTube links also will be appreciated 🙏🏼

Me telling my son that Cocomelon died so that I can watch the football game

@sk_bongomin93 @BarackObama @MichelleObama Ffe katukuwe repost, gwe olimanya kyolituwa uncle

Dear @BarackObama and @MichelleObama I am officially asking for your daughter's hand in marriage. I am a Ugandan man born and raised in a God fearing family in the Northern city of Gulu. I never sleep because of Malia Obama. Please.....allow me to talk her into this😭🙏