July Smith

@JenelleComedy @sandibachom @sara_dillon Hopefully your standup is better than your political takes. No one cares about your gay ass liberal horseshit. Democrats are the worst as a whole (not everyone is a terrible piece of shit on either side)

@sandibachom @sara_dillon Americans will make sure they are leaving.

ALL cabinet members of all the branches of government were installed by Trump to destroy each agency so they can privatize them, according to #Project2025. The goal is to privatize all the agencies and to run them with AI from the White House. THEY ARE NEVER LEAVING! #NoKings

@bdr0023 @MementoMovement @RJGman62 Sure pal. That's about the same time he became a racist rapist blah blah blah blah blah blah it's Mueller time

@MementoMovement @RJGman62 Extreme polarization in politics just happening to coincide with a certain person getting involved in politics... Imagine that

Fun fact… : The U.S. has been in a partial government shutdown since February 14, 2026, now at 37 days and counting. This makes it the second longest shutdown in American history (including full and major partial ones): 1. 2025 Shutdown (Oct 1 - Nov 12, 2025): 43 days (full government shutdown, longest ever) 2. Current DHS shutdown (Feb 14, 2026 - ongoing): 37 days (partial, affecting Homeland Security, TSA lines, Coast Guard, immigration enforcement, FEMA responses) 3. 2018-2019 Shutdown (Dec 22, 2018 - Jan 25, 2019): 35 days How much longer will political gridlock over immigration reforms keep key agencies limping along?

@9mmsmg @anonfren1488 @lporiginalg This is engagement farming. But you're right, neither have I

@anonfren1488 @lporiginalg I've never heard someone in my entire life say, "I could care less," and mean it that way.

When someone says "I could care less" when they mean to say "couldn't," I become irrationally angry.

@chopperface69 @parapublius @fandompulse PARODY

@parapublius @fandompulse I saw this in theatres at 22. Clearly there was an audience.

Marina Sirtis says no Hollywood studio will make Star Trek: Legacy: "Legacy is never going to happen. You know, you hate hearing the truth. There is not a single studio in America that is going to make a series where most of the leading actors are over 70 years old. I’m sorry, but just that’s just the truth. It’s just Hollywood. ... They decide what you want whether you want it or not. And I'll leave it at that." Is she right?

@Jonvonstrangle @TheXReportCard @GiggaChadBigly Wrong, loser. Why is Africa ostensibly the exact same as it was 1000 years ago?

@JulySmith2k @TheXReportCard @GiggaChadBigly Bot

If this isn't just chalk full of white people, I'm gonna lose my shit.

@Jonvonstrangle @TheXReportCard @GiggaChadBigly "Adonis" wakanda

@TheXReportCard @GiggaChadBigly A joke that’s going to outlive you guys. Aren’t your numbers on a steady decline? apl.wisc.edu/data-briefs/na…

This is slowly convincing me to get a 3D printing machine

@Temple88012287 @unambiguous_tv @Tazhawkeye @Alpaca_Capital Yeah, I get it.

@unambiguous_tv @Tazhawkeye @Alpaca_Capital With my posts I won’t be listing the state or company I work with

How much does it pay? Genuinely asking. My experience from the US (where I grew up) is people pound the table about skills shortages and when you ask what they’re paying, it’s equivalent to working at Walmart in a no-skill job.

@MatisseMs @GeorgeEWade @LongTimeHistory Still a retard.

@MatisseMs @GeorgeEWade @LongTimeHistory The R name? It's a word. Grow up and stop being that word.

ICE armed with assault rifles break down bedroom door—yelling "I'm going to take you down!" "I'm going to use this!" agent said pointing to gun. "We are going to gas your whole house." Lupe López was asleep in bed—so we're her 8 & 13 year old brothers. "Why do you do this?" woman filming asks. "Why do you break families apart? You don't have a family?" ICE claims they were searching for a relative who hit one of their vehicles—his family says "They made this up." The incident occurred in Lower Providence Township, Pennsylvania—about 15 miles northwest of Philadelphia.

@TheProjectUnity Everything you post is a lie.

At the Serapeum of Saqqara, Egypt, 100-ton granite boxes exhibit tool marks suggesting diamond-tipped saws. Olmec (3,200 years ago) sites like La Venta show similar precision in jadeite carvings (harder than granite) Engineer Christopher Dunn proposes that ultrasonic frequencies, generated by quartz-rich hammers, induced harmonic resonance in stone, enabling "thermal disaggregation". Experiments by the Mysterious Universe team claim to have found that 25 kHz vibrations reduce basalt’s hardness by 60%, permitting shaping with wooden tools!

@1Champion2016 @zwhitchcox @zoomyzoomm Perfectly stated

@zwhitchcox @zoomyzoomm Bla bla. We are talking about reducing proximity to temptation here. Nothing to do with willpower and morals etc. Wise people know this, fools will put too much trust in their own strength and play with fire needlessly.

Pros of hiring this girl as a nanny: > Young (19 years old) and energetic – able to keep up with active children. > Cheap - at $20/hour > Part-time availability > Hands-on experience – ad photos literally show her holding and caring for a baby. > Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA) qualification Cons of hiring this girl as a nanny: > She’s 19 > Extremely attractive > Will dress provocatively in front of your husband > Your husband will be tempted daily > Your husband will question why he stays with you > Homewrecker risk > 67% chance your husband cheats on you with her

@FoxNews I thought that said pornstar but either way I have no idea who that person is. Why do I care? That child should grow up also

GOOD LUCK, BABE! Pop star Chappell Roan is facing online fallout after a young fan was allegedly scolded by a security guard for walking past the musician's table at a hotel breakfast and smiling at her. The young fan's stepfather, Brazilian soccer star Jorginho Frello, said the child was "extremely shaken and cried a lot." In response, Rio De Janeiro Mayor Eduardo Cavaliere said the musician "will never perform" in his city as long as he's in charge. Roan addressed her followers over the backlash on Sunday, apologizing to the young fan and claiming she never asked the security guard to confront the child.

@Temple88012287 @Tazhawkeye @Alpaca_Capital I asked about the job you referenced, almost specifically. Id like to know where that is. Or the company.

@JulySmith2k @Tazhawkeye @Alpaca_Capital Cost of living isn’t too bad where I am and the income definitely puts me in the high upper bracket for my age group

What did I just watch 😂

@Temple88012287 @Tazhawkeye @Alpaca_Capital Yeah and what place is this where the cost of living isn't higher too

@Tazhawkeye @Alpaca_Capital 28-36 is hilarious with 3-5 years or prior experience in shipyards(Not just welding). My workplace starts us off at around ~30$ now and caps at ~40$. Its just warehouse work too, lifting boxes 4 days a week, 11-12 hours a day

From a fish perspective, the west side of this canal are the tributaries that are part of the Columbia and drain into the Pacific. Anadromous salmon, meaning ones that spend part of their lives in the sea, like steelhead and chinook, are present there. On the East side, you have the Missouri and the Yellowstone, home to iconic cutthroat trout. Building his trillion dollar canal through the Rockies would cause these populations to hybridize. That’s the real story here!

@GovPritzker Eww, pass. No thanks.

Illinois is on its way to being the best state in the nation to live and raise a family — and that starts with buying a home. Our new program provides a boost for first-time buyers who are putting down roots in communities across the state. 25newsnow.com/2026/03/16/new…

@pizzahut why do you use foreign call centers? It was so frustrating repeating simple concepts to foreigners. Then, my pizza is delivered by some door dash punk. 32 dollars for a large ham pizza and bread sticks. Never ordering from you again. Highway robbery

@FenixAmmunition @0hour1 Not that my picture is less gay, yet somehow it is.

@FenixAmmunition @0hour1 Yeah that too anime. That's what etc means

Parents are raising concerns after a local school was named in a child porn investigation. A man was arrested after a four-month investigation that uncovered hundreds of thousands of chats, videos, and images. The man accused of possessing images of local school children on his electronic devices, after getting arrested on child pornography charges, has now been indicted by a grand jury. Evendale police arrested 24-year-old Rain Phoenix-Brown a week ago after a four-month investigation that uncovered hundreds of thousands of chats, videos, and images. Some of the images and videos that were found in Phoenix-Brown's possession are alleged to have been obtained through people whom he met online through platforms such as Telegram and Discord. In one such exchange with another Telegram user that was transcribed within court documents, Phoenix-Brown appeared to repeatedly confess to being sexually attracted to children, even referring to himself at one point as a "pedophile."