Thomas Thorne

I’ve had a 4 year hiatus from twitter. Having watched @rickygervais ‘After Life’ however, I’m compelled to come here in the hope that everyone recognises this for what it is. A masterpiece. Ironically, back in 2015 I came here to say good things about ‘Derek’ to. Kindness = Magic

@AllynThatsNotMe Stop badgering Major companies about nonsense and reply to my text you moron.

Remember cash? Convenient, anonymous, works without electricity? Is anyone going to check whether we're okay with effectively abolishing it? That's what I'm worrying about in my @ObsNewReview column today. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@AllynThatsNotMe Agreed.

@cyclecraf @fasc1nate The gap makes something called an AUK2 airgap which is sufficient for the tap itself. The issue is that the water connection to the tap in the category 3 water without an overspill. I worked with a company to try and get these approved in the UK and we just couldn’t get around it

@JupiterJellyFox @fasc1nate It is separated by the tap. The water fills the tank via the tab.

THAT’S WHAT WE A L L HAD UNTIL YOU TOOK IT AWAY YOU GASLIGHTING C U N T S

Terry, you meant the world to me. I love you.

@AllynThatsNotMe I’ll come

@imacelebrity @MattHancock Fixed it

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

@AllynThatsNotMe @Apple @EE I look forward to you complaining to @EE every time apple release a new phone. They were useless with me last year and I’ll never renew with them after this contract. Absolutely appalling company service.

The queue jumping of the Elizabeth line by the elite is a disgrace. Why does every MP (and their four mates), not to mention Holly and Phil, think they're better than the rest of us? Unlike Susanna Reid who lined up for seven hours with her mum. I'd love to see one MP do the same

@AllynThatsNotMe Mate. That’s how you behave towards the staff at Wetherspoons. Not only this, but your also a taxi driver. You literally have no right to comment on this 😂😂😂

@AllynThatsNotMe @UberUKsupport @ubereats_uk @KFC_UKI In his gravy….

@UberUKsupport @AllynThatsNotMe Good news Allyn! @UberUKsupport is ready to look into it now. Good thing you didn’t want the fresh food you paid for… oh wait.. ready to look into it. What a line.

@AllynThatsNotMe Hi Allyn, we're ready to look into this. Please DM us the mobile number, and email address linked to your account along with some additional details about your issue, so that we can assist you better.

“Is he still in there? Then I’m fine right here thanks”

Why does everybody keep complaining about this government? They’re doing brilliantly. For example my car used to only hold £65 of petrol, now it holds £90 worth. That’s way more than a couple of years ago when Jeremy Corbyn was Prime Minister.