Thea Palad

@Mrdecent000 45

How's your math 👀

@ive_arc 7

Can you guess who’s singing?

⁦@NYSC⁩ Please explain to me how “I will let you know” constitutes authorization to charge my card. cc ⁦@bbb_us⁩ ⁦@NYSConsumer⁩

The craftsmanship… #ikea

@modsiwW Would love to see how you interpret different stages of life…

If different fonts were outfits

@itsaftabb @historyinmemes Aw man, that got me right here

This guy claims he bought a $65M skyscraper with a Credit card

@PicturesFoIder My sink clogged with me just watching this

Ain’t no way 🤦

@GregCohen29 @NYCSanitation “Don’t” is correct as it applies to “piles” so…back to 6th grade with you. xo, a DEI hire

Starting tomorrow, ALL businesses in the City must use bins - and this ain't it. To be perfectly clear, piles of plastic-wrapped trash like this one outside a Family Dollar in Mt. Hope DON'T count as containerization. Get the facts: nyc.gov/UseBins

What’s this big game everyone keeps talking about? LOL JK I don’t care

@NYCTSubway Bus stop was Broadway at 112th, southbound side.

@JustPalad Hello. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Can you tell us the bus stop and direction this was? ^KB

@MTA Bus driver (M4 bus 9811) just made me disembark the bus because I boarded before a wheelchair-bound passenger (who told me to go ahead of him). My toddler was already on board and seated and I was attempting to pay.

@MTA Please note this occurred on Thursday, 11/30 at approximately 6 pm. There were perhaps 5 passengers on the bus. The bus driver was inappropriate and should not be interfacing with the public.

@MTA I don’t believe the ticket thing to be true. I also don’t appreciate being spoken to rudely and menacingly. I understand SOP and fully support prioritizing disabled persons. But when does logic supersede?

@GillianWithaG Loafers are in right now! I think you would like them—there are some really cool options of the non-penny variety

@WilliamsSonoma Why…is it so hard to order something from your site from a partner brand gift registry? I gave up after 20 minutes. P.S. I WORK in ecommerce.

Dear @GetSpectrum: My new year’s wish is to have working Internet without having to wait for four days to get assistance.

@HarryandDavid @harrydavidhelp Why…do you hate me? PS This is the replacement box and it’s in rougher shape than the first 😕

My 3-year-old thinks it’s funny to call me by my government name and TBH I do, too