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@s_m_marandi Is that a pager I hear, or is that your wife's fat ass backing up?

This is what happens when the US is confronted by a few Iranian villagers.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Muslims celebrate Easter? News to me.

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

@BravoKiloActual @JamesTate121 You must be new here

@JamesTate121 LMAO are you really this fucking stupid

Who is proud of cutting Hospices? WTF is wrong with you people?

@RepMikeLevin Murder is a crime. Always has been and yet our jails are full of people that have committed murder. Just because it's illegal does not mean people are not doing it. You dumb fuck

Think about what Washington Republicans are actually asking you to believe: that there are noncitizens so committed to voting illegally that they’d risk deportation, prosecution, and everything we’ve seen ICE do, just to cast a ballot in our elections.      There is no documented crisis of noncitizens voting. It is already a federal crime, and it always has been.       Republicans invented a crisis that doesn’t exist so they could sell a “solution” that makes it harder for YOU to vote.      Call it what it is: the SAVE REPUBLICANS Act.

@ABC Whata ya know...? They have no ties here either.

In recent months, thousands of immigrants living legally in the U.S. and waiting for rulings on their asylum claims were suddenly ordered deported to countries where most have no ties. abcnews.link/dyMnOUq

@Rep_Stansbury This is engagement farming.

This is a Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson appreciation post. That is all! 💕🙏

@SenSchumer Weren't they already funded throughout like 2029?

NEWS: House Republicans caved. They’ve agreed to pass the Senate bill to fund DHS except for ICE and CBP that unanimously passed a week ago.

@SenSchumer You're fighting fellow Americans, and you're bragging about it. You're a special kind of stupid

For days, Republican divisions derailed a bipartisan agreement, making American families pay the price for their dysfunction. Throughout this fight, Senate Democrats never wavered. We were clear from the start: fund critical security, protect Americans, and no blank check for reckless ICE and Border Patrol enforcement.   We were united, held the line, and refused to let Republican chaos win.

@GovEvers Such a classy, elegant speaker I'm glad you're not my elected leader.

This is bullshit. And it’s illegal. We'll see President Trump in court.

@AZAGMayes Federal elections?

President Trump can sign all the executive orders he wants. It won't change the United States Constitution. States run their elections, not the President of the United States, not the Department of Homeland Security.

@RepShontelBrown Now that you read it... Maybe you should get someone to explain it to you

Sharing this in case anyone needs to see it.

@tomryanlaw Water sports ain't really my thing. Whatever floats your boat.

I DO NOT PAY MY FEDERAL TAXES SO KID ROCK CAN HAVE A PRIVATE MILITARY HELICOPTER SHOW AT HIS HOUSE IN NASHVILLE. COLOR ME PISSED!

@DanFriedman81 Now do border jumpers who were arrested for violent crimes and were then set free to recommit, by retarded, liberal judges.

The Times editorial board points out that 12 people Trump pardoned for January 6 offenses have been rearrested in the 14 months since Trump pardoned them. Trump pardoned 1270 January 6 convicts. That is a rate of 1% of pardon recipients reoffending. Among arrestees free pending trial in New York City under the 2018 bail reform, about 22% are rearrested within 6 months. The people we need to worry about becoming repeat offenders after being absolved of punishment are not the J6ers. I am all for a punitive justice system. I am all for mass incarceration. But to pretend the J6 offenders are dangerous recidivists who need to be locked up while it’s fine to immediately release most criminals arrested by the NYPD is profoundly ridiculous.

@BostonDotCom It was deemed by another group to be offensive. Progressive ideology over the past 10 years has taught us that if we are offended by something, we're allowed to remove it.

A 24-foot long “END ICE” ice sculpture carved on the Boston Common for Saturday’s “No Kings” protest was destroyed by vandals hours after the protest. trib.al/XXpXFXD

@News4SA Why don't the trans athletes compete in trans sports?

What do you think? | The Trump administration is punishing Minnesota for allowing transgender athletes to compete in girls' sports. bit.ly/4v1vk4b On Monday, the administration filed a lawsuit against the state and its school athletics governing body.

@NBCNews According to an analysis by who, now?

More than 400 hospitals across the U.S. are at high risk of closing or cutting services because of the Medicaid cuts in President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill,” according to an analysis from the progressive watchdog group Public Citizen. nbcnews.com/health/health-…

@marceelias So.... Just to be clear.... Removing the dems' favorite method of cheating is... cheating?

🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump is expected to sign a sweeping executive order aimed at cracking down on mail-in voting, escalating his long-running effort to restrict voting access ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/tr…

@RepJayapal You look like a road kill turtle.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Please know that I will never stop fighting for the trans community and I will ALWAYS stand with you! 💙🩷🤍🩷💙

@SenJeffMerkley What do ya know... The LG tq community has harmed many of our friends and neighbors.

Conversion therapy has been discredited by every mainstream medical and mental health association. It’s not legitimate medical care and has harmed many of our LGBTQ+ friends and neighbors. This Supreme Court decision is dangerous and hugely damaging. apnews.com/article/suprem…

@EqualityCaucus @RepMarkTakano Trans kids are a myth. Trans-ed kids is a real problem.

Today's ruling by the Supreme Court against states' bans on conversion therapy undermines the safety of young LGBTQI+ people in the U.S., full stop. Read Chair @RepMarkTakano's statement & commitment to fighting back against this harmful & deceptive practice: