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KJSegall (not a parody)
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No, for real, this bullshit's actually me. Hi mom
The flaccid penis shaped state Katılım Mart 2011
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Absolute insanity….here is Mike Johnson saying members of Congress need to be able to continue their insider trading because the yearly salary of $174K with healthcare and taxpayer funded vacations every other week is not enough for them
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When Elon bought Twitter he slashed maternal leave to just two weeks.
Two weeks.
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BREAKING: For the first time a journalist has reportedly told Donald Trump on a phone call, “Every single claim you have made about this war has been proven a lie within hours, and I will not be publishing anything you’ve told me today.”
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But they already closed it without a nuke and there is still nothing we can do about it.
Department of State@StateDept
SECRETARY RUBIO: If Iran had a nuclear weapon and they decided to close the Strait and make our gas prices $9 a gallon, there would be nothing we could do about it. This is another example why Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.
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@NorseCodeDN Norse Code ends, Wilfs sell off. This tracks
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I'm curious whether he grapples with the fact that in order to be in his bubble, he had to consciously ignore everything that other Black people had said about race in America for his entire life until his adopted daughter experienced it directly.
The Fifth Column 🖐@wethefifth
Adopting a child from Ethiopia changed David French's perspective on the state of racism in America. From our new episode with @davidafrench.
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@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL @eric_j_thompson 3.) We hunt down and destroy Don From Ohio once and for all.
What say you?
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@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL 2.) We kidnap @eric_j_thompson, dress him entirely in Iowa Panthers football gear, and duct tape him to a chair while forcing him to watch the 2022 South Dakota State Championship Game until he loses his mind Clockwork Orange style.
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Norse Code returns tonight! Probably the one time you can ask Arif all about feet and have it not be considered “weird.”
Any questions for @ArifHasanNFL and James?
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Vikings tied for second to worst graded pick lol
Looks like firing Kwesi didn't produce immediate upgrade, alas
The Athletic@TheAthletic
That's a wrap on the first round of the 2026 NFL draft 🏈 Who came out on top?
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🙃🙃🙃
best of kamala harris@archivekamala
.@CoryBooker: “You may disagree with her [Kamala Harris] on 10% of her views, but you let someone get in office who you disagree with on everything. You let somebody get in office who is locking up our children. You let somebody in office who is taking away our healthcare.”
QME
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Texas oilmen watching the world show up at U.S ports to outbid American refiners for crude.
The U.S is already at a 2.2 million b/d deficit.
They are about to get a windfall and you are about to get a massive spike in gas prices.
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The purpose of the Democratic Party is not to win but to prevent an actual opposition party from existing
POLITICO@politico
BREAKING: Kamala Harris just gave the clearest signal yet she’ll run for president again in 2028. politico.com/news/2026/04/1…
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@NorseCodeDN @ArifHasanNFL OK, first of all, how DARE you?? What gives you the right to just end Norse Code?! You think because you're the hosts and the producers and the creators and the legal owners of Norse Code, LLC, that it somehow makes you G-D ALMIGHTY over the show? Huh?! HUH???!!!!
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Norse Code returns tonight! Any questions for @ArifHasanNFL and James?
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We did this dance already in Covid when all the rich fled and they quickly realized the strip mall city they went to sucked and came right back to NYC and that’s why rent here is the highest it’s ever been. Tax them.
New York Post@nypost
NYC business leader warns exodus is brewing over Zohran Mamdani's tax hike crusade: 'Exploring options' trib.al/Z60VQoO
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Any church that spends money on elaborate drone shows instead of feeding the poor is no church of Christ
Chad Prather@WatchChad
WOW! A drone show put on by a church in Manvel, Texas depicts our Savior Jesus on the cross. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Tomorrow, HE IS RISEN.
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I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession.
Carry on.
New York Post@nypost
Disgraced Texas megachurch pastor free after 6 months in jail for sexually abusing 12-year-old girl: 'I am deeply sorry' trib.al/DrrUE0U
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Passover has long been my favorite Jewish holiday. But I’ve always struggled with the Tenth Plague — and now more than ever. So for this year’s Haggadah, we added a midrash from Exodus Rabbah about Israelite parents who welcomed firstborn Egyptian kids into their homes on that fateful night.
Chag Pesach Sameach.
bradlander.substack.com/p/wrestling-wi…
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