Kyle McCrory

@railman_nakai This is the story of how your brother got 11 free French crullers. Genius.

大学生のころ、兄とフレンチクルーラーを20個食べたら一万円という賭けをやった。おねーさんが「お持ち帰りですか？」と聞いたので、「すぐに食べます」と息巻いていたら、4個くらいで急ブレーキがかかって、紅茶で溶かしながら食べても9個しか食べられなかった。レジのおねーさんが掃除するふりして見に来た。

@Nafe_nasutetsu You understand us.

せっかくなので確認したいんだけど、アメリカ人、緊急事態は本棚を押すと秘密のガンラックが出てきてそこからデケえ銃を取り出したりするんですよね？そうだと信じてる

@hirahira22222 @GoodAmericanMan Don't worry. This time we'll use Styrofoam AND bubble-wrap.

@GoodAmericanMan 到着と同時に爆発しない程度には頼むよ

@anothergngrmech @poporo123456789 I think it's a failure of auto-translate. He probably meant "lack self-consciousness" meaning we're not insecure.

@poporo123456789 No, we are self aware. It is simply that we are not offended by the truth.

アメリカ人の皆さん、自覚どころか「バカだけど天才」と呼ばれて喜んでいて最高

@snowanaya1 @Strangeland_Elf Now that you mention it, America is kind of gyaru-coded isn't it?

@Strangeland_Elf Japan and the U.S :

I kinda think the dynamic seems like a lot of Americans see the Japanese as their artsy, reserved friend they are very impressed with and whose creativity they can admire and many Japanese view Americans as the sort of reckless and fun loving laidback person who is like “Let’s be friends!” And then takes them to do a bunch of wild stuff they wouldn’t have done, otherwise.

@kiyomaruuuuu @freeborn_wolf @WatcherontheWeb That's interesting. The closest I can think of in America is a "gap year". After graduating high school some young people will "take a gap year" before going to college. Some will work and some travel or study abroad or try to get some real life experiences before college.

Dear Japanese people... I love you for this I grew up in a small Midwestern town in the US... I got a car like this when I turned 16, and my friends an I spent most of our free time just.... driving it around Random roadtrips to nowhere in particular Circling the town, driving out to various nature sites that didn't really have names nearby, or just cruzing up and down what little we had of a "main street" Get out of school, grab snacks, load up, turn on the tunes, then drive and talk until early into the morning For bonus points, around midnight tune into internet reruns of "Coast to Coast AM"... Absolute treat

I wish I had known about this category of invitation before

@ankurnagpal Tough.

One of the hardest parts of being an immigrant in America is not being there for your family back home if something happens Now on an H-1 visa, you literally cannot even fly back home for a family emergency without risking your entire life here This needs to change asap

@PTGuy88 @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom

@KMccrory @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom As Jacques Rousseau said “Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.”

This is baby Chance. At 5 pounds, his family is hoping he'll be able to leave the hospital within the next month or two. Chance's mom was pronounced brain-dead earlier this year, but doctors kept her alive for months so she could deliver her baby boy. wthr.com/article/news/l…

@PTGuy88 @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom

@KMccrory @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom A corpse is an object? Necrophiliacs will be glad to hear you. I didn't said if a fetus was human or not. I said that a fetus and a corpse are different. You apparently agree.

@PTGuy88 @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom A fetus is either an object or a person with rights. A corpse is an object with no rights. The question is "should we prioritize the rights of a person over an object?" Or "should we prioritize the rights of an object over another object?" (in which case who gives a shit?)

@KMccrory @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom I will reply the exact same thing I did before, but put the word "three" instead of "one". Should I go to the dictionary for the differences between a fetus and a corpse? Are they the same things and therefore share the same nuances?

@PTGuy88 @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom It's the standard abortion argument. >fetus doesn't have brain activity >fetus can't feel or want anything >therefore it doesn't warrant any moral consideration. All of these equally apply to a corpse's wishes. And if it doesn't, then abortion is wrong anyway. Not complicated.

@KMccrory @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom Is a fetus a corpse? No? Then why are you trying to apply the same standards using a single common variable of "nor feeling a thing"?

@PTGuy88 @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom I am intentionally going down that road. If you think you can do whatever you want to a "fetus" because it can't feel anything how do you justify giving any weight to the well-being of a "corpse"?

@KMccrory @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom You really don't want to go down the "the corpse doesn't feel a thing so we can do whatever with it" road.

@PTGuy88 @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom The corpse doesn't feel a thing.

@KMccrory @iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom The fetus would die without feeling a thing. So yes it is much better than to use a corpse as an incubator.

@iamAtheistGirl @WTHRcom You're absolutely right. We should've left the baby in the dead body and waited for it to slowly starve to death. You psychopath.

@WTHRcom she didn’t deliver anything that baby was cut out of a dead body and this is disgusting

@88_ginganinja @upstatefederlst @yogsothotherist He's mocking you for saying you're "Not like the other girls", big dog. You know how quotation marks work, right?

@upstatefederlst Educate your cuckold then @yogsothotherist

"They're all crooks! You've never met anyone like me!"

@NavinFS @avidseries If you have good reading comprehension this is pretty damning evidence that he had used this technique successfully before and genuinely did not believe he was killing George Floyd.

@avidseries This the same guy?

@bad_latency @Remilia_Nephys Source?

@Remilia_Nephys Wemi going to go on a training arc to learn American Magecraft next.

I once had a shirt called “I love America” with the flag and eagle on it… And I would keep saying yeehaw Until I was banned from wearing it

@y4r3y4r3d4z3 @super_claude @ruraljurormovie Bro went through some shit and disappeared in act 1 and returns in act 2 as the villain.

@super_claude @ruraljurormovie I dont get this one.

@ChefApeMan @Fenrirtheicewo1 In the original continuity the Kents brought him to an orphanage at first and then legally adopted him. Adopted children of American citizens are granted citizenship automatically, so still not an illegal immigrant.

@Fenrirtheicewo1 Confirmed. 13-18 range of Kryptonian origin confirmation. He may have an unconstitutional citizenship, which would make him an illegal immigrant.

No, he's not, Clark Kent is a legal citizen. He was an abandoned child found by a young couple. By US law, any abandoned child under the age of 15 is automatically given citizenship. So no, Clark was always legal and even if papers were an issue the Kent's can just say he was dropped on their farm, which is technically true, babies being abandoned on train stations, fire houses, hospitals, farms and so on are such a common that most don't question it, they'd probably assume he was the kid of some scared teen mom from the city who went there to drop the slate clean, Clark and any baby in general is not illegal in America.