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@OCFireAuthority Thank you, OCFA!!! 🫶🏻

OCFA, vegetation fire city Mission Viejo. Forward progress has been stopped.

I’m not 'kid'ding around, insurance companies in California should give homeowners in high risk fire areas a goat to eat up the fuel/grass every three months to reduce the risk of wildfires.

Police Activity 🚔

Seeing a photo of a fat bird has been proven to boost your serotonin levels by 100%.

No rest for the weary…Infrared satellite showing a strong line of thunderstorms out in the Pacific, which move into California late tonight. Heavy rain, locally damaging winds, & even an isolated tornado can’t be ruled out with this. #AtmosphericRiver #CAwx @JimCantore @spann

Missing Person - Eugene, a 76 year old male, 6'0" , 165 lbs, grey hair and green eyes was reported missing today. He was wearing an aqua colored T-shirt, tan shorts, and black sandals with red/white/blue stripes and driving an older model, 2-dr, white Ford Explorer.

⚠️ Severe Thunderstorm Warning ⚠️ 9:49am - 10:30am A strong thunderstorm producing winds in excess of 60 mph over the mountains east of Primm. Gusty winds and patchy blowing dust may be experienced along I-15 from Primm to Sloan. #NvWx

I built a new tool: s3-ocr, a utility for running OCR (with Amazon Textract) against every PDF file in a S3 bucket and getting the results back as a searchable SQLite database simonwillison.net/2022/Jun/30/s3…

NOW - Multiple people shot at a church in Laguna Woods, California. At least 1 one person dead and 4 injured, CBS2 reports. Suspect has been detained.

#BREAKING NEWS: One person has been detained after @OCSheriff deputies responded to reports of a shooting at a church in Laguna Woods that reportedly injured multiple people. abc7.com/orange-county-…

#OCSDPIO Deputies are responding to reports of a shooting at a church on the 24000 block of El Toro Road in Laguna Woods. Multiple victims have been shot. More details to follow, PIO en route.

#UPDATE: The #CoastalFire is spreading through the Coronado Pointe neighborhood in Orange County. cbsnews.com/losangeles/liv…

I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!

In addition to donating money and supporting humanitarian orgs through our #AWS Disaster Response teams, our cybersecurity experts have been helping Ukrainian businesses and partners fight online threats for weeks: #March4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">aboutamazon.com/news/community…

@elonmusk @FedorovMykhailo My HERO!!!!! 🙌🏻

@FedorovMykhailo Starlink service is now active in Ukraine. More terminals en route.

@elonmusk, while you try to colonize Mars — Russia try to occupy Ukraine! While your rockets successfully land from space — Russian rockets attack Ukrainian civil people! We ask you to provide Ukraine with Starlink stations and to address sane Russians to stand.

Scenes from the decline.

New Today: My colleague @CBSLAKristine spoke with @UnionPacific about train theft and they forwarded her this letter they sent to LA County DA in December. UP says they arrested > 100 people in last 3 months but many were fined and released within 24 hours.

@MirandaJanell Whaaat? I’m in Newport and smelled a fire. Where is it?

Damn, the wildfires are clearly raging, you can smell it all the way in Irvine 😢

@MirandaJanell What kind of cake is Miranda’s favorite?

I’ve been off sugar for about two months now, but I’ve got a bad cold* and want nothing more than to smash my face into whole cake. 😵‍💫🎂 *pcr test came back negative! 💉💉 woot!