Kalpit

I made another instagram reel. Funny story…. I was asked to dance at a party once and I told them the only kind of dance I know is CQB 😭😂

I’d love to shoot the shit all day but I need to sleep. 😴

@darkdetermined I can explain…

@KalpitMX Where is the water??

Smash or pass!?

Good night, X!

@DroverSabr54018 Yeah, no. 🤣

Life is short, tell your crush how you feel and get rejected early.

@DroverSabr54018 I’ve heard stories from my friends and none of them are good 😭

Well the Polish man is a no go. It is what it is. I think I’m calling it quits to the dating thing again for a while, it’s a complete nightmare out there. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@FamilyofAutumn It’s a great idea.

Travel books, ha! I don't even print my pictures for frames. I should tho. Let me add it to the list.

@AmericanEyezz 🤣🤣🤣

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@inkedwifelife21 Got the car cleaned 🤣

@KalpitMX dang it but hey, rainy days are fun too 🖤

luv feelin’ the sun on my skin… how’s your view today🖤

@K9Avenger @GretchenPSmith 🤣🤣🤣

@KalpitMX @GretchenPSmith My mother in law used to do that when the wife and I were at work….solution? We put in an alarm system without telling her🤣😂😁

If you will not assimilate to the American Way of Life, our Constitution, language, culture, and value🇺🇸GET OUT. America stands for freedom, merit, and sovereignty. Assimilation is critical to our nation’s survival. Who agrees?

@ETHYSTSkincare You’re the best! 🙏🤗

@KalpitMX It is! Sent you a message about an aside as well.

Dry skin? Stop layering 14 random products and wondering why your face still feels tight. Cleanse. Moisturize. Protect. ETHYST Trinity System Find it > bio.

@AshleyDCan Good morning 🌅

GM to the people who never stop

@unexplainables8 I get those!!

@KalpitMX agreed it’s like getting haircut

okayyyy time to get a moxi facial, partial “mommy makeover”, botox, pedicure, manicure, keratin, spray tan, hire a photographer and do a photoshoot 📸

@unexplainables8 Basic stuff is okay ☺️

@KalpitMX but i do get pedicures and occasionally keratin and light botox!

@_ladygooch @TarantinoWorld 🤣🤣🤣

@TarantinoWorld There is only one, and the man inspired generations

Tell me someone in yellow more iconic than her.

@ETHYSTSkincare Oh that’s good! 👌

@KalpitMX So smart! Probably around 3 months or so depending on how much you use it. I use my moisturizer more than twice a day most days and it lasts me around 2 1/2 months.