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@vikramhegde Why do all rowdies wear these thick rope-like gold chains?

I dont have much regard for a rowdy sheeter who goes by their own name instead of classic epithets like "Paani Puri Kitty"

@juneymb Juney bhai! Your prophesies are confirmed by the Gaddi song’s city listings 😱😂

Two of the five dard e disco cities are now under the caliphate

A journalist asked Gyanesh Kumar to reveal the number of Bangladeshi, Nepali and Rohingya found in Bihar. Gyanesh Kumar failed to answer that because infiltrators are coming from Brazil and Spain now…😂

Why ‘Smart Cities’ Project Never Took off in India, and Was Quietly Shelved. Of the total Rs 48,000 crores “approved” between 2015 and 2019, only Rs 6,160 crores was actually spent @Aakar__Patel has written a cracker thewire.in/urban/why-smar…

Brazillian Janta Party.

Chinta Devi’s social benefits are all being diverted by the Aadhaar Payment Bridge System (APBS) to an account she knows nothing about. The account was probably opened by a crook, but that does not absolve APBS. @RBI @NPCI_NPCI (Credit: Pallavi Kumari)

In Chennai’s upscale areas, pavements are vanishing. Adyar, Besant Nagar & Thiruvanmiyur’s walkways have become parking lots, gardens & private yards. Public space is being stolen by the elite. @NitheshReports & @vijayan47714 report.

The National Capital Delhi - under the eyes of Amit Shah, the Home Minister of India.

By making him do a Press Conference

@juneymb Tweet of the year, sir

If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".

when will these mistakes happen for me

Given all the trolling I've got for stating the _fact_ that UPI is run by a private company, let me give you another fun _fact_: Digiyatra is run by a private entity and not by the government of India.

Ridiculous cobblestones paved 'walkers only' park with stone benches, and absolutely no lawns incoming. God forbid a family wants to spread a blanket and have a simple picnic with kids.

This work by @DalrympleWill maybe the most effective anti-firecracker intervention, significantly more than anything the health & environmental warriors could dream up.

If ANY airport line exists and ANY other metro line connects to it, ALL metro lines should be designed for heavy luggage. Who is to say which other line a passenger may travel from?! This is some deranged level response. Tomorrow metro won’t be designed for babies, disabled, etc.

Even as air pollution in Delhi continues to remain at hazardous levels and the ruling BJP and opposition AAP indulge in a blame game, data shows that Punjab has recorded fewer stubble fires than Uttar Pradesh this year 🖊️ @bsrivas downtoearth.org.in/air/more-stubb…

There’s no heartburn, Rubika. Saw your photo where you’re about to light a metre-long ladi. You inhaling all that wonderful sulphur dioxide, nitrogen oxide, carbon monoxide, with a nice sprinkling of lead and barium from close quarters isn’t causing any heartburn to any of us, you could do it every day if you wish. Many of us who have opposed this harakiri have closed our doors and windows, stayed at home, and switched on the air purifier. The issue is of those who don’t have the privilege or the voice that some of us do, and who are forced to live in unimaginable levels of pollution because of people like you. Imagine someone smoking in a room, walking up to you, and exhaling in your face without your consent, that’s you. So, congratulations on being such a sensible adult.

Not only this, Dalit farmers such as Madigas from Kasimkota, who used to receive welfare schemes such as PM Kisan and Rythu Bharosa, suddenly see that their benefits stopped. Even revenue officials remain clueless as to why that may be happening