Keith Platt

Took a trip to @homebargains Southall today after checking the HB website to see if it was open after refurbishment. Website said yes and displayed the usual opening times. Turns out it's still closed and not open for another two weeks. Maybe update the website 🤷🏻‍♂️

@vintedUK That👆

Otherwise known as it's lost. A regular occurrence. That won't stop @vintedUK keeping hold of my money for over a month though. Great business model. Terrible consumer model #VintedRefund #VintedLost

@Tesco Seriously?

Every. Day. Who do I have to bribe to do the same? @LBofHounslow @MPSHounslow

@ChiswickW4 local company parked dangerously and illegally at traffic black spot every day, never issued a ticket 🤔

@TomTom Boston Road A3002 London W7 junction with Swyncombe Avenue has been no entry, exit only for about 3 years. Sort it out!

@dove_kelly01 That👆

I’m so glad I don’t have kids rn.

"The industry claimed it was taking steps to self-regulate and reduce advertising, but yet again they have not kept to their word." @MPIainDS Only surprise is that you are surprised. I can't decide if you're naive or willfully ignorant. There's no reason to self regulate.

Jesus christ how long and drawn out is that @santanderuk advert with the Geordie chuckleheads. Painfully cringe, kids TV bad 😖

The only thing worse than being a victim of crime is trying to report it to @metpoliceuk Not interested. What an absolute failure to your citizens you really are. Waits for chat bot reply... Wait for it... 🙄

@MoneySavingExp Would you like to hear about how @EE have sat on compensation they said they would pay me "automatically" and then didn't. One month later, when I chased them they paid. I am one of many that was hit by an area broadband outage, how many others haven't they paid?

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@RestIsFootball Great stuff apart the SEVEN MINUTE cringe advert in the middle. If you're going to do these pay some Voice actors PLEASE! 🫣

If you know you know 🫡 👉 Sean Dyche Part 1 is out now on all streaming platforms and both parts will be released on YouTube this Friday so get it in your diaries! 🙋‍♂️

@LozzaFox The law is the law. For all of us. Take your punishment.

As I write this there are English kids in dark rooms up and down the country being gang raped by foreign pedophiles who should never have been allowed to set foot in this country. There are kids being hacked to death with machetes in London for fun. There are silent women being beaten to death by violent husbands and children being drugged into the fantasy that they can change fundamental biology. Schools are riddled with anti white, anti British racism. Kids are being taught to hate the bountiful freedom their forebears selflessly provided for them through blood and sacrifice. Easter is cancelled. Shakespeare is cancelled. Ballet is cancelled. Western culture is cancelled. Foreign criminals are treated like royalty in hotels as our own grandparents freeze in their homes. Terrorism is the new normal. Acid attacks, massacres of young English girls sacrificed at the altar of multiculturalism. The police do NOTHING. The politicians lie openly. Our country rots from within its invaded borders, as vainglorious Prime ministers talk eagerly about sending men to die to protect any nations borders but their own. I’m sick of it. That’s why they are after me. A photo taken by some nameless paparazzi years ago of a sad little person desperate for fame and a few hundred quid which has been in the public domain for years and has been shared hundreds of times, even by the individual concerned, who now cries victim. Why? Because they think that they can scare me. Well, bad news. You don’t scare me you nasty Stasi @metpoliceuk bastards. I’ll face you down. It’s not the first time you’ve come after me and left empty handed. I’m not going to stop pointing out how decrepit and corrupt the institutions of this country have become and I will not stop fighting until we can pass on a better one to our children. You can hate me, love me, or be indifferent to me. That is your right. But if you are ok with what they are trying to do to me. If you are ok with what they are doing to Tommy and to many others currently rotting in jail (or in their grave) for being absolutely correct about an death cultist child murdering psychopath, then you must be ok with them doing the same to you or someone you love. Because their turn will come in time. I can promise you that. The pendulum always swings back. Do not bend to corrupt authoritarian machinations. This is your home and you have nowhere else to go. The sooner we all realise it, the better.

@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards Just short of 7 minutes of cringe adverts in a 27 minute episode. Pathetic.

🚨 New Episode Is Now LIVE! 🚨 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England Squad Reactions 📋 Tuchel’s Starting XI 😅 Could The Guys Get A Callup? @GaryLineker, @AlanShearer and @MicahRichards are answering your England themed questions in the latest show below! 👇

@ScottGo71245355 @RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards You're angry about something all the time aren't you 🙄

@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards Wat should be talking about that there a German nazi bastard in charge of England. How on earth is not been speaking about is disgusting. Are forefathers died in war against German nazi bastards and nothing is said. Late late grandad be turning in grave

@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @MicahRichards @alanshearer 6 mins of adverts in a 37 min episode. Sorry to hear how hard up all three of you are, set up a go fund me page and I'll send you some of my pension. Pricks.

🚨 Carabao Cup Reaction Is Now LIVE! 🚨 🥳 Dreamland For Shearer 🙌 Howe Immortalised 🤔 What Went Wrong For #LFC? @GaryLineker and @MicahRichards are catching up after the final and we hear the latest from our stadium correspondent @AlanShearer in the latest show below! 👇

Real shame as @tamworthfc should now be having a replay @SpursOfficial and much needed revenue but @FA decided to devalue their own competition to benefit, at most, 8 clubs. Guardians of the game my arse 😂😂

COMEDY this week Thu 2/5 Try Out Night with @KeithPlatt And on Saturday 4/5, @charmianhughes hosts @callybeaton @Otiz_Cannelloni @QuincyComedian @LouieGreen88 @MDurchov Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com