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@TZ6737039696121 @MurrayHillGuy1 What grade are you in?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Tell me more about your happy marriage. Oh, wait ... don't have one?

My advice to every dude in college: Don’t seriously date in college. You’re trying to find a wife while competing with: • Frat parties every Friday • Spring Break in Cancun • Miami weekends • Nashville girls trips • “The girls booked Europe for 3 weeks” • Study abroad in Italy College is built around freedom, novelty, and “once-in-a-lifetime experiences.” Graduate. Build your career. Then start looking for your wife while you move to a big city. (After 25) You’ll save yourself a lot of headaches.

@AquitaineH43797 @NatCon2022 @Airbnb Who asked?

@NatCon2022 1. I don't use @Airbnb 2. I will never rent to blacks or let them stay on my property 3. This is the reason there will be private clubs or membership only restaurants, shops, and bars. 4. I live in rural 99% white Arkansas for a f'n reason.

There have been at least 38 murders at AirBnBs in the past 18 months. 87% were committed by Blacks. Communities across the country are banning AirBnBs because of the mayhem. AirBnB keeps announcing bigger and bigger crackdowns, but it's not working.

@archyfan @TheWyteRabbit1 iF I wAs tHeRe 😆

@TheWyteRabbit1 I’d take it from him. Beat him with the unloaded weapon. Then post photos so everyone knows what happens when you play gangsta on a person who knows what they’re doing and doesn’t tolerate power games.

Students are now pulling guns on teachers… and people are laughing about it. That alone tells you society has a massive problem. The teacher remained eerily composed, probably because this is becoming routine.

@GraceSuare69008 @VinceLyle2161 @Nessakins_ Precisely

@VinceLyle2161 @Nessakins_ No idea what you’re talking about.

Oh my God—it’s like Jim Crowe 2.0

@kaitheburger When things are so far over your head you can only express your angry confusion

It is easy to forget how genuinely fucking evil and twisted this mf was

@melsorbit In many cases definitely, but in hers I don't think she's smart enough to know the difference

@KeystoneSP I've always wondered if that's part of the performance.

She's an actress and she's good at it. Until she decides to go off-script and improvise. That's when we get THIS. And 'Deloitte' dumping chemicals into rivers. And Venezuela below the equator. And pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is just physically impossible!

Bros look at this cartoon that Dr. Seuss made for the US government, this is incredible.

@Kittycake413 Brainwashed weirdos should be sent for rehabilitation

Conservatives should be treated as terrorists and active threats to local community.

@agatanahiuktena BREAKING: Dire misunderstanding of statistics occurs

@scttfrnks But I definitely appreciate the value of what he does when he's on.

@KeystoneSP Oh, I agree. If it were just based on personality and expression, I would have unfollowed him long ago.

James Lindsay appreciation post. I don’t always understand what he’s up to in the moment, but he’s usually proven right eventually. Or at least closer to being right than his detractors.

@209Trigga Also I liked The Irishman. I feel like it wasn't respected like it deserved

@209Trigga I can't sleep with dialogue. My brain tries to listen to it. It's gotta be droooooning

Nah, I hate to say it but YouTube knows me. They're always like "You want UFC, music, early 90s wrestling or are you going to sleep?"

@scttfrnks Maybe, other times he just talks stupid. It's disheartening that there seems to be no remaining level of discourse where people are never childish.

@KeystoneSP He gets testy

@BlindBearMedia NOWBRINGIT0NCOMEON

Give me a niche sentence to prove you’re a real MMA fan⬇️

@OnthestreetMMA2 @BlindBearMedia Classic

@BlindBearMedia "Hello Japan!"

Me after moving my fan away from me so I can roll a joint:

@Tim_Walz You still jealous and embarrassing? You knew not to run again at least.

Friendly reminder: Donald Trump lost Minnesota three times 🎩 🏒