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@DrDisrespect Poor guy is getting old. Still cries though.

I’m quitting my Pursuit to Masters series. This is serious. Here’s my full explanation:

@WhiteHouse Whiny bitch. 😂

When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???

@nicksortor Poor widdle babies had some words hurt their feewings. What was that phrase? Fuck your feelings?

🚨 KAROLINE LEAVITT is SMOKING Jimmy Kimmel from the White House after he called Melania Trump an "expectant widow" ABC HAS to put an end to this BS. "Who in their right mind says a wife would be 'glowing' over the potential murder of her beloved husband?! "And having experienced what I did with the First Lady on Saturday night, I can tell you that she was ANYTHING but that. This kind of rhetoric about the president, the first lady, and his supporters is completely DERANGED, and it's unbelievable that the American people are consuming it night after night after night"

@mungkinpentingg Literally has folded up wheels that are plainly visible…

WAITT..how does he stop at a traffic light, for example? as it's can't put your leg out for a support

@Paulis30ish @NoMansSky They lost the claim. Move along. 🤣

@NoMansSky Nintendo is about to sue the fuck out of you, I hope that you are ready.

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@DHSgov Fuck off and just do your job already. Grown ass adults acting like children.

Thank a Democrat.

@FauxFauxley @TailosiveTech

@TailosiveTech Cable TV didn't have 90% ai generated Indian slop getting forced down my throat.

Cable TV was $100 a month with 50% ads. YouTube is free with ads, but for $15 a month you can remove them. It’s not that bad.

@AutismCapital Sold. Love it.

🚨NEW: Jeff Kaplan, former WoW/Overwatch, with an all time based quote on his new game: "We're too small of a team to be free to play. We would need 8B players and 2000 devs cranking out keychains like a sweatshop, that's not us. I want to do something simple. You just unlock stuff by doing gameplay. It's this crazy idea that hasn't been seen in the last 10 years, playing the game to get shit."

@EricTrump A piece of shit answer, for sure.

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@DNIGabbard Lost me at “Overwhelming”

Donald Trump was overwhelmingly elected by the American people to be our President and Commander in Chief. As our Commander in Chief, he is responsible for determining what is and is not an imminent threat, and whether or not to take action he deems necessary to protect the safety and security of our troops, the American people and our country.  The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is responsible for helping coordinate and integrate all intelligence to provide the President and Commander in Chief with the best information available to inform his decisions.  After carefully reviewing all the information before him, President Trump concluded that the terrorist Islamist regime in Iran posed an imminent threat and he took action based on that conclusion.

@elonmusk Also headlines: rich man gives away spare change.

Btw, the proceeds of any legal victory in the OpenAI case will be donated to charity. I will in no way enrich myself.

@HUN2R Jeff. You’re goddamn right. ❤️

Jeff Kaplan's advice to people who complain about video games they've never played "Shut the f*ck up"

@David_n_Texas @DaBBomb @allenanalysis Cause it’s such a huge fucking difference.

🚨 BREAKING: An American oil tanker has been targeted and decimated in the Persian Gulf — hours after Trump told tankers to “show some guts” and enter the Strait. An American ship. Trump told them to go. They went. Iran was waiting. This is not a policy failure. This is not a miscalculation. The President of the United States told American civilian mariners to sail into an active war zone — against the advice of every intelligence agency, every shipping authority, and every insurer on earth. And an American ship is now destroyed. Who was on that ship? Trump told America to inject bleach. Trump told tanker crews to show some guts. People pay the price every time. He moves on every time. Not this time.

@Awk20000 Oohh haven’t heard from this guy since he texted diddles with that kid.

Dr Disrespect throws shade at Nickmercs “Has to put BurntPeanut in every single thumbnail when he goes live just to stay relevant in this space, that f’in phony”

@CelerityCodes @HUN2R I mean, if it was co-op, sure. But…

@HUN2R Why never an mmorpg tho

Sword Art Online: Echoes of Aincrad is a new open world RPG announced by Bandai Namco 🔹You play as just another player trapped in the game 🔹Full character customization 🔹Has a "Death Game" difficulty, where when you die your save gets deleted 🔹You have companions who have their own abilities, and that you can time team up attacks with 🔹Enemies will follow you for a long time 🔹Devs want the world itself to "feel like a dungeon" 🔹Defeating sealed mini-bosses will open up other seals in the world that opens up areas/chests/items 🔹Towns are used to level up, upgrade armor/weapons, and add new abilities to your weapons 📅Release Date: July 9, 2026

Now that the @disneyplus #Eragon series is officially in development, many of you have been asking exactly what that means . . . 📣🎥✍️

@elonmusk Gemini, clearly, and by a landslide.

Grok

🚨 BREAKING: Secretary Pete Hegseth just announced the Department of War is CUTTING TIES with woke leftist Ivy League universities DoW will NO LONGER be subsidizing Yale, Columbia, Brown, MIT, Princeton, and others. “We’re DONE paying for the privilege of our enemies' wicked ideologies to be taught to our future leaders. WE’VE HAD ENOUGH!”

@remarks “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Former President Bill Clinton testifies under oath that President Trump was not involved with Jeffrey Epstein.

Peanut tells it how it is LMAO Love this guy