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Unprofessional Kobold Herder

@KoboldCatapult

Katılım Temmuz 2026
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Jim Knows Stuff
Jim Knows Stuff@BrotherJim3·
@NotEvolution1 If evolution were happening, we would see people getting stronger and healthier. Despite advances in medicine and nutrition, quite the opposite is taking place.
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Not Evolution
Not Evolution@NotEvolution1·
Evolutionists *believe* humans are evolving into supermen
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Marvel Mania
Marvel Mania@Sksj002·
The thing is smaller than M'Baku
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ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ
"The beautiful sorceress tricked you to stay with her for a whole year? Against your will?"
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Kevin Lamb
Kevin Lamb@KevinLamb74·
If you skipped Masters of the Universe in the theater because someone told you that "it didn't honor the source material" boy were you deceived.
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Unprofessional Kobold Herder
Unprofessional Kobold Herder@KoboldCatapult·
@KevinLamb74 Source material? SOURCE AMTERIAL? It's fucking HE-MAN, they made shit up as they went every episode, sometimes halfway THROUGH the episode. "Source material," jesus christ these people need to be unplugged.
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sonya🚬
sonya🚬@rhaerax·
If you’re team green you are misogynistic, if you’re team neutral or some team smallfolk bullshit you’re ashamed to show everyone that you’re misogynistic but you know it. there’s no heir other than Rhaenyra and if you dispute this — you just hate women. it’s that simple.
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Emily Zanotti 🦝
Emily Zanotti 🦝@emzanotti·
It’s actually fine to leave out where Odysseus forces the maidservants to remove the suitors dead bodies and mop their blood, only to have them also summarily executed. It’s not in most film adaptations, including the Wishbone version.
Kangmin Lee | 이강민@kangminlee

Conservatives will eternally carry water for leftists who openly despise them and spit in their faces, bending over backwards to try to prove Nolan’s The Odyssey is “not woke but actually secretly based” even as Nolan looks them dead in the eye and admits he rewrote the story because the original was “misogynistic”

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Posts By Feds
Posts By Feds@SuspectFed·
Asmongold poses with his new Emiru look-alike gf.
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Liam
Liam@LegoRacers2·
You will never be as horny as the Frenchman who discovered this
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Cat🐾
Cat🐾@be_my_lunch·
let's go on a date 🌹
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moose
moose@mooseincrisis·
An assassin has been sent after you. You have $1,000 to assemble your security detail. Who are you choosing?
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Unprofessional Kobold Herder
Unprofessional Kobold Herder@KoboldCatapult·
@SukeDaj @stevetonyism He's not, though. Rhaegar wed Lyanna. We allow for SOME trite and predictable "twists," it's a fantasy staple. "GASP THE ADVISOR NAMED LUSIFAR SNAKEWHISPER WAS EVIL ALL ALONG?"
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Daj Suke
Daj Suke@SukeDaj·
@stevetonyism Its like when people wanna legitimise Jon. He's a bastard, that's the point. Whether that's Ned's or Rhaegar's. That's his identity and upbringing.
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evil stag 𐂂
evil stag 𐂂@stevetonyism·
"guys what if this lowborn character whose entire story revolves around being lowborn was actually a descendant of a king 😍😍"
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lavender 🖤
lavender 🖤@lovelylav3nderr·
i love that orcas are so advanced a species that they also just do random fuck off bullshit just like we do bc they're bored and intelligent, it just so happens that 90% of the time its commiting guantanamo-level torture to other marine life
Brad Bain@thebradbain

ok, sure why not

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