Rogue Joegan

@InnuendoStudios Ian.

@EvilMopacATX Tyler

I bet y'all can't name ONE MAJOR TEXAS CITY that doesn't have a T in its name

@RobWritesPulp Obviously I did THANK YOU

why universal translators use american accents

@RobWritesPulp How do I unlearn things

gonna sit down and enjoy a nice regular mov-oh, you’ve got to be kidding me

Move over "Play it again, Sam" and "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown". There's a new king in town. Thank you, @ChrisCubas.

@daustinsanders Oh cool, a superelection. Cool cool cool.

and who's ready to talk about 2024 elections? Fuentes, Vela, and Kelly will be eligible for re-election. Pool and Alter will be term limited, so those will presumably be open seats. Watson's term ends in 2025, but the next mayoral campaign will also begin in 2024. Fun.

Here we go, #atxcouncil 2023 edition. D1: Natasha Harper-Madison (incumbent) D2: Vanessa Fuentes (i) D3: José Velásquez D4: Chito Vela (i) D5: Ryan Alter D6: Mackenzie Kelly (i) D7: Leslie Pool (i) D8: Paige Ellis (i) D9: Zo Qadri D10: Alison Alter (i) Mayor: Kirk Watson

@RobWritesPulp The REAL discourse is debating which Christmas classics count as Die Hard movies

I give adoption papers to “Pro-Lifers” blocking Planned Parenthood.

@Eve6 @mtaibbi @bariweiss 'Shadow banned by the free market' is my new go-to phrase

@amazingmap Java

When someone uses this emoji 🤣 they are more mad than they have ever been in their entire life

@MrAndrewRosas Black Diamond by the Replacements, Going Blind by the Melvins…I guess most KISS covers by default?

What’s a cover song you think is better than the original?

@danielle3von Hot damn congrats!

'Soyboy' is a Spanglish term borrowed from psychology, and refers to people with a strong sense of a unitary self across time. Those without such a sense are called 'Estoyboys'.

@stavvybaby this is @drmistercody erasure

Never met a 34 year old Cody. Working on a theory that every Cody gets executed after 7th grade

Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For bit.ly/3hMBPa0

How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster

im starting to think fake internet money is not as sound an investment as i was led to believe