Mr. Kristoffelees

@RealDianeYap Is this why the still hot 48 year old at work got her hair cut too short?

A lot of men think that because they live for attention from women, women must live for attention from men. Believe it or not, if you ask older women, most of them report relief that they become invisible to men.

@QuetzalPhoenix KOTOR on the first playthrough but not much else.

Been doing some all nighters recently and I genuinely dont know how people go about sleep deprived 24/7 by every single metric my quality of life feels much much worse. What videogame or TV show is worth that?

@mnolangray I laughed very hard at this, so true.

When I was a kid, every Republican primary was a battle between a Chamber of Commerce wife-and-kids guy who wanted to bomb random countries and a cranky old dentist wife-and-kids guy who was really into the Constitution and "sound money." Now I have no idea what is going on.

@RogueScholarPr Kills me that we did not get to see how Hitches would have reacted to peak woke.

Hitchens wanted a left based on merit, not identity, but I wonder if he could have accepted that the meritorious elite would not have been very diverse

@metabolic_print This is really impressive. Do you have any quick tips for the cortisol-prolactin phenotype? I think that could be me.

The Hair Loss Bible is out. It compiles research across major health fields and metabolism, into a single map covering biology, mechanism, intervention, and protocol. My longest, most in-depth article yet. Link in first reply.

@hoeflatoor I have only just discovered this account and have never been to the UK. Your words have inspired me.

Stout. Ale. Fuck IPAs only pussies drink IPAs. Start telling the liberal girl with a small pooch belly but nice C cups all immigrants must leave. She says you’re not White you can’t be racist and then you proceed to dump 2 decades of generational trauma on her until her Asian (mongoloid not fucking brown) bestie shows up and you criticise her for her shitty accent even though she grew up in the YooKay. Bunch of manlet Spanish dudes show up and you tell them to fuck off while pounding a shot of Jameson with your bud. Next pub. Stop for a cheeky pastel de nata off soho along the way. Tell the Dutch guy peering into the handjob massage parlours at Chinatown he needs to negotiate the price down or he’s fucked. Cheeky taco between pubs at a spot in the alleyway. Start telling the workers there they’re going home since the place is all cash and no one’s paying taxes. They say you’re going home to China you tell them no I’m Singaporean there’s a difference maricon. Leave with the hot (but also chubby) cashier screaming insults at you. Next pub. Find a booth. More ales. Pork scratchings. More ales. Back to Chinatown. Late night fried rice. Chicken chow mein. Tell the handjob lady standing outside by a red door she’s getting fat in mandarin but she starts yelling back in Cantonese. Bunch of British birds appear from a hen party. Tell the soon to be bride if he loved you you would be pregnant by now but turns out she’s a traveler and already has 2 kids. One of her friends tried to knick your wallet too. Stumble singing oasis with your mate into a late night chippy and check the brown worker’s immigration status. He has ILR? Preach the gospel of Restore Britain and tell him he’s not going to be deported (yet). Some mid 3/10 Chinese international student walks in with a pasty bloke from Southampton. Tell her in mandarin if he loved her he wouldn’t split the bills. She never looks at him the same afterward. Blackpill the bloke on how hard it is for mixed kids to have organ donors and increased mental illness statistics. He downloads tinder while she’s collecting a small haddock and chips. Piss in a back alley while your mate tries to streammog you. Congolese man tries to mug you. Fight Congolese man off. 1am. Pubs are closing. Find an off license. Scream fuck you cunt at the bicycle cart dudes that blast Bollywood music bc he nearly runs you over. Cheeky bottle on the tube. Cop takes your first bottle on the platform so you board the train and whip out the next. Pass out. Miss your stop and wake up in Brixton. Smells like Africa. Bosh. Millions must go.

@MayorFrey As a former Democrat I am truly shocked and embarrassed by this tweet from Mayor Frey. Literally, aspects of the party value criminals and drug addicts over veterans.

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.

@DisgracedProp reminiscent of "it's a nothingburger" discourse when the Twitter Files dropped.

Incredible

@KateKat68 @ImBillRay @SteveDeaceShow You definitely do not remember correctly.

@ImBillRay @SteveDeaceShow 🤣 Good old Barney. If I remember correctly he was co author of Dodd/Frank that helped pave the way for the 2008 financial meltdown. Good times. Who knew lowering home loan standards would cause massive defaults creating a crisis.

lowering my nipples to half mast

@BerbarianWizard @seetheisolate news18.com/viral/in-this-…

@seetheisolate There is absolutely 0 data about what you are saying, if there actually is, give me a link.

Goyim are still stuck with the DHT causes hair loss narrative while biotech is working on HMI-115 (potentially ~2027), a prolactin receptor blocker being developed for pattern hair loss and endometriosis. For hair, finasteride 1mg increased hair count by ~+21 hairs/cm² vs placebo at 1 year (PMID: 9777765), while HMI-115 Phase 1 reported +14 hairs/cm² at 24 weeks. Paradoxically, prolactin lowers DHT systemically and may also downregulate 5α-reductase expression So if blocking prolactin may raise LH/testosterone/DHT, why would hair grow in a condition where DHT is supposed to be the root cause ?

@ReubenR80027912 Appreciate this. "2/27,487 have had it" just isn't the same headline.

I wish ppl understood: Everyone you see featured or quoted in an article is a 2nd/3rd degree connection to the writer Writers need endless stories & source them from friends who say “I/my friend is doing X” This = an atypical person (writer) featuring ANOTHER atypical person

@NiohBerg The doc on Jesse from EoDM going back there like did not even get into any of this and just showed him being traumatized and talking to Josh. But gave like no info on just why he was THAT traumatized.

To remind everyone what really happened that night: • They cut off testicles and shoved them into the victims's mouths. • They stabbed pregnant women in the womb and raped them. • They beheaded people. • They gouged people's eyes out. French authorities worked overtime to keep these details away from the public. And apparently, the mastermind behind this atrocity will soon walk, because European leaders are cowards and traitors who will never do the right thing.

@memeticsisyphus @wolf_big67589 He so perfectly misunderstood your point that it's beautiful.

@wolf_big67589 I don’t think you know what projecting means.

The reason this fails as an artistic project is their fundamental false understanding of human nature. They can’t model people they don’t understand so they end up projecting themselves onto the characters. This is what Eric would do should the mob arrive at his door.

@LizzyStarrrdust They gotta change these polls so that the 8.3 reads as 42%, the 7.2 reads as 36%, etc...

Heterosexual women only: Do you enjoy anal sex?

@jarvis_best I almost believed it. Well done

Instead of the DNC autopsy you could just read this excerpt from Kamala Harris's book that I posted last year to great acclaim

@feelsdesperate How badass does he think his middle name is?

Mamdani is unlocking levels of performative narcissism from a municipal politician that were previously unthinkable.

@adamconover @nithyavraman @cd4losangeles Adam is not well.

Send Spencer Pratt packing. Vote for @nithyavraman for Mayor of Los Angeles. @cd4losangeles

@nithyavraman So insulting that she would even run.

I'm ready to lead this city with urgency, accountability, and ambition equal to the moment. I hope you'll join me. nithyaforthecity.com

@memeticsisyphus And you answered "Yes, you should really get into Joy Division."

Interpol came on and she asked if it was an 80s band…

Zoomer sister is playing “retro” music: Sublime, Cake, Gorillaz…

@AndrewKolvet Each day is worse than the day before it.

What you're about to watch is two members of the "press" credentialed by Mayor Mamdani, openly endorsing the heinous and evil assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Ashley Rojas and Lena Weissbrot are their names, and they deserve to be famous: Rojas: "I'm saying f*** Brian Thompson. I don't give a flying f*** he died." Weissbrot: "His children are better off without him. They need to learn to not be like their dad, and enjoy the blood money ... I liked [his murder]." Rojas and Weissbrot accuse Brian Thompson of being guilty of "mass social murder" a 19th century term coined by Karl Marx's co-conspirator Fredrich Engels and recently referenced by Hasan Piker to the NYT. They compare the assassination of Thompson to the killing of Osama Bin Laden and call it "heroic violence." Assassination culture is rising on the left and is continuing to be mainstreamed and condoned by leftwing political figures like Zohran Mamdani. Truly grotesque, evil, and disturbing.