The Kutlin Report

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DEAR WE THE PEOPLE! According to my calculation, it doesn’t look good for Mr. Trump involving a 13-year-old girl in 1994. Here is that girl, Katie Johnson, at age 35 giving a full description of what Trump did to her. Hey, media, it has always blown my mind that this never got more traction. There are even three separate sworn witness statements and plenty of references to Trump making threats against them should they come forward, which in the end was enough to get them to drop the charges. LOCK HIS ASS UP!

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Trump never has money for healthcare or VA staff or anything to actually make Americans’ lives better — but somehow found $1.8 billion to reward his allies with your tax dollars. That's corruption, plain and simple.

CBS bowed to Trump. So we respond.

YES 💯💯💯 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

BOMBSHELL CONFIRMED: The Supreme Court corruption scandal that was lingering from a year ago? We can now call it CONFIRMED today. Chief Justice John Roberts' wife pocketed $10.3 million recruiting for law firms with cases before his court. He illegally labeled it "salary" instead of commission on disclosure forms. Justice Clarence Thomas took $500,000+ luxury yacht trips, $133,000 real estate deals, and decades of private jet vacations from billionaire Harlan Crow—all hidden from the public. Justice Neil Gorsuch sold a $1.8 million property to the CEO of Greenberg Traurig—a law firm with 22 cases before the Court—just nine days after his confirmation. He left the buyer's name BLANK on his disclosure forms. Republicans: "The Supreme Court is impartial!" The Supreme Court: a billionaire-funded cash register. Three justices. Three scandals. Tens of millions in hidden money and favors. This isn't a court. It's a corruption convention with robes. Tell me again why we should trust these people with our rights?

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Lindsey Graham accused Republicans who support the full release of the Epstein files of trying to destroy Trump, which is an admission that the full Epstein files would destroy the president..

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Dear MAGA, I just want you all to know that we are laughing our asses off that you actually paid $500 for a Chinese-made phone that's 2 years old, and only costs $126. You fell for it again.🤣🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING: Trump whines to Hannity he can’t brag about profiting off the Iran war because of “the little man with the $4 gasoline”! In a rare moment of self-awareness, Donald Trump admitted to Sean Hannity that he’s holding back from openly celebrating huge profits from the Iran War, because Americans are getting crushed by $4-a-gallon-and-rising gas. Trump complained: “I don’t want to say we’re making a fortune … because if I say it, they’re going to say, ‘He forgets about the little man with the $4 gasoline.’” And who exactly is "we" making a fortune? We'll venture a guess and say it's Trump's billionaire buddies in the defense and oil industries who are cleaning up on government contracts, and will be happy to throw a sliver in campaign contributions and contracts to firms where his family members are "special advisors." But he’s bummed he can’t openly brag about it because working the country full of suckers and losers are suffering at the pump as a direct result of his foreign policy disasters. The condescension of referring to struggling, hard working Americans as “the little man” is just breathtaking. Trump is so out of touch that he’s complaining about not being able to gloat publicly about war profits, which is what he so wants to do but is being told by his handlers to keep his fat yap shut. The “little man” he mocks is exactly who’s getting hurt by his tariffs, wars, and failures of leadership. Instead of trying to lower costs for working families, Trump is upset that their pain is stopping him from doing his victory dance on television. The man is literally worried about not getting a “win” out of the stupid war while families are choosing between filling up their tank and filling up their fridge. To him, it's annoying PR problem, not a real crisis hurting millions of his constituents. The “little man with the $4 gasoline” – that’s you and us, folks – deserves a president who actually cares about their struggles, not a total douchebag who sees them as an inconvenience to his bragging rights. If you’re disgusted by Trump’s total detachment from the lives of working Americans, like and share this post. x.com/markbland/stat…

@jmontforttx @BrianForNJ $omebody got paid

Alligator Alcatraz is closing after one year and wasting $1B to house 1400 immigrants. That's an eye-popping $714,285 per occupant. Everything this administration does is filled with fraud and waste. wlrn.org/2026-05-14/des…

🇺🇸NEWS: FBI Director Kash Patel used a government Gulfstream V to fly his country singer girlfriend to a George Strait concert. He watched the show from a luxury suite reported at $35,000 to $50,000. Then he flew her home on the same FBI jet. Same week: a “VIP snorkel” at the underwater tomb of 900 sailors and Marines at Pearl Harbor. The pattern from the same NYT investigation is now public. Four SWAT agents and two SUVs guarding his girlfriend in Nashville. The detail estimated at $1 million a year. SWAT escorts to a hair appointment. An FBI official suggested a threat assessment to determine if any of it was justified. Patel berated him. A New York Times reporter wrote about the SWAT detail. The FBI opened an investigation into the reporter. The DOJ shut it down and called it retaliation. What is the FBI for when the FBI Director uses it as a personal concierge service and turns it on the people who notice?

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@AlbaneseLaura Seasons over shut him down so he can contemplate opting out from his dreadful team

Juan Soto continues to get treatment on the foot where he fouled off the ball, and feels discomfort in his wrist when he swings and misses, and also has lingering elbow discomfort. "As long as he's not putting anything at risk, he'll continue to play," Mendoza said.

Neil is 💯 correct! ✅

Let's talk about Mitch McConnell a man who has been in Congress since January 3, 1985. That's 41 years of collecting a government paycheck while making life measurably worse for the rest of us. This is the same man who: -Spent 8 years refusing to cooperate with President Obama on virtually everything blocking a Supreme Court nominee, grinding legislation to a halt all fueled by what many observers called barely-concealed racial resentment. -Went on national television and told America that Donald Trump couldn't be trusted with the nuclear codes... then sprinted back to kiss the ring the moment it was politically convenient. -Enthusiastically helped push through legislation designed to drag this country back 50 years gutting voting rights, packing courts, and stripping protections from the most vulnerable Americans. And now? Now this man who has to be walked through the halls of Congress by his own staff, who freezes mid-sentence on live television, who looks like he should be getting bingo night announcements instead of security briefings refuses to let go of power. America has some of the oldest political representation in the developed world. And arguably some of the greediest. These aren't public servants. They are power hoarders clinging to relevance long past the point of usefulness, making decisions that affect millions of lives they will never have to live. At what point do we demand term limits? At what point do we say that a democracy cannot function when it's run by people whose primary motivation is self-preservation? 41 years is not a career in public service. It's an occupation.