Kyle Hatch

Me sliding a note to my server: “May I have a napkin? Circle one: YES/NO”

Bob (the builder) was never the best builder. But it was never about being the best. It was about having a good attitude, making life long friends and having weird claymation sex with a bulldozer behind city hall.

So what I’m hearing is we could be having $13 burritos but someone’s being greedy

Currently being an absolute toxic, nightmare on chess dot come oh and also Israel currently has snipers shooting through the windows of hospitals.

@elonmusk @krassenstein @ZubyMusic Get dunked on you smooth brained little dweeb.

@krassenstein @ZubyMusic Comprehensive study in Sweden shows *increased* suicide! Death for sex-reassigned persons was higher than for controls of same birth sex, particularly death from suicide. They also had increased risk for suicide attempts and psychiatric inpatient care. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Horrifying. People in the West really need to pause and consider WTF they are doing and supporting with this. The reality is so vile that even advocates rely purely on euphemisms and fluffy language to get around it.

@CollinRugg You and your ideologies are being phased out and your tears are delicious.

Democrat Rep. Justin Jones has been expelled from the Tennessee House for leading an anti-2nd Amendment insurrection last week. This is a great day for democracy 🇺🇸

@patriottakes The tiniest peen on this guy.

Man claims “wokeness” in Target’s boys section is “destroying masculinity” after discovering various shirts with rainbows including one with a cloud hula hooping a rainbow and a tropical themed shark shirt.

@nekachoo Turn Table Dave

@KyleHatch21 Well… do you know your microwave’s name?

My microwave doesn’t even know my name.

@groovymelz Instructions not clear. Microwave is now demanding my rent

@meldee3 Oh many times.

@KyleHatch21 Have you introduced yourself to it?

@tylerthecreator Line? Short Bar? Piper Down Irish Pub

what is your favorite line/bar so far

Grandmas Against Chocolate Chip Cookies Havin’ No Walnuts Association

@DouglasCritchl4 @banksnld @JamesBradleyCA Sounds like projection.

Fun fact: Not one single person who paid to rape children on Epstein‘s Island has been prosecuted or even arrested.

@JeffBrines @kylascan @daveying99 @jacobin Bullying?! Okay snowflake.

@KyleHatch21 @kylascan @daveying99 @jacobin Your words sound pretentious, bullying and of a toxic ilk. If you feel this way, show me. I’m always willing to learn. I’m suggesting times change and allocation into public spaces/good should also change. Pretty simple idea.

NYC mayor Eric Adams is demanding city libraries to cut their budgets by $13.6 million by the end of fiscal year 2023, and another $20.5 million over the next 3 fiscal years. This will be devastating for the services and operations of the library system. jacobin.com/2022/12/eric-a…

@JeffBrines @kylascan @daveying99 @jacobin Sounds like the words of a person not trained on the subject.

@KyleHatch21 @kylascan @daveying99 @jacobin Yes because that is totally how the budgeting decisions are made. To be clear I feel allocating money toward a community is important, just not convinced the library is what it was. There are bigger and more high impact ways to allocate. Solutions looking for problems always suck

@carlo_deblasio @elonmusk @POTUS No, it doesn’t. Nothing is funny about it. I can see how it might be funny to a morally bankrupt person like you though.

@KyleHatch21 @elonmusk @POTUS “Seeking” Asylum seekers must meet specific criteria. Most entering the U.S. illegally do not meet that criteria. Funny, the folks Biden sends back are the Venezuelans fleeing a Socialist Dictatorship, blows your whole asylum argument out of the water, doesn’t it?

The Left is more worried about @elonmusk effect on Twitter than the @POTUS effect on our economy and retirement savings killing inflation or millions of people streaming into the U.S. unlawfully.

@carlo_deblasio @TheDreadfiend @kekdreams @froitzoitz @myspacetom @elonmusk How’s that boot taste?

@TheDreadfiend @kekdreams @froitzoitz @myspacetom @elonmusk “literal Neo-Nazis” Like who, “literally”? You sure they’re not figurative vs. “literal” Neo-Nazis; labeled as such by you because any view point that diverges from yours is “Nazi” to you, “literally”?

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.