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@priceacarter @ArrowheadAddict I love Ponds so much

Who are some players you are higher on than consensus for the 2026 NFL Draft? For me: ⏫ Lee Hunter (11th) ⏫ Colton Hood (18th) ⏫D'Angelo Ponds (32nd) ⏫ Gracen Halton (40th) ⏫Ted Hurst (61st)

If heart disease can just do it’s job I’ll buy a jersey

@Matty_KCSN Now we’re talking

🤔 … maybe we can make an “early” OT to KC work okay

Your alarm goes off at 6 AM. There's an email from "Oracle Leadership." You've never gotten a message from that sender before. It says your job is gone, today is your last day, and severance details will arrive by DocuSign. By the time you finish reading, your company laptop is already locked. This happened to up to 30,000 Oracle employees this morning. Oracle reported $17.2 billion in revenue last quarter, its best in 15 years. And it still fired nearly 1 in 5 of its people. The stock went up 6% today. Oracle owes over $108 billion. The company signed a $156 billion deal to build AI data centers over five years, mostly for OpenAI (the company behind ChatGPT). That requires buying roughly 3 million specialized computer chips. Two years ago, Oracle spent $6.9 billion a year on this kind of construction. This year it's $50 billion. The 30,000 people who got that email are funding the gap. Investment bank TD Cowen estimates the layoffs will free up $8 to $10 billion in cash flow, money going straight into chips and construction. Oracle filed a $2.1 billion restructuring plan with regulators in March, and nearly $1 billion had already been spent before the emails went out. Lenders are getting nervous. The cost to insure Oracle's debt against default has spiked to levels last seen during the 2009 financial crisis. Barclays downgraded Oracle's debt in November, warning the company is one step from "junk" status, the point where lenders consider you a serious default risk. Some banks have stopped lending to Oracle for these projects altogether. The gamble gets worse. CNBC reported on March 9 that OpenAI, Oracle's biggest customer for all of this, is already looking at newer, faster chips from Nvidia. Oracle ordered the current generation and spent billions building out a massive Texas facility. OpenAI may not fully expand into it. The chips improve faster than the buildings go up. Larry Ellison, Oracle's founder, owns 41% of the company. In September 2025, Oracle's stock hit $346, and Ellison briefly became the richest person alive at $393 billion. Today, the stock sits around $146. His fortune has dropped to roughly $201 billion in six months. Oracle is spending borrowed money to build data centers that could be outdated before they're finished, for a customer already shopping for newer equipment. 30,000 people woke up to a 6 AM email because that's what it costs to fund a $156 billion bet when your lenders are running out of patience.

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession. Carry on.

Matt Damon literally loses every single dime in this scene. He has to stop playing poker and drive a red-eye morning shift truck to rebuild his life cuz he nuked his entire bankroll on a bad shove. Fucking casuals coming into my Rounders dojo being DISRESPECTFUL.

I will now be referring to gay sex as "Breaking clays in Edgefield County" for the foreseeable future.

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@Roto_Run @Diablo_II @Underdog You had a lot of Trout right?

it’s been brought to my attention that screenshots last forever and im the best to ever do it 2026 Dinger Champ

@Conner_DKC Flip side, Andy wouldn’t play him the first 8 weeks anyway?

big, fast WR who runs slants and drags for the most part? look the physical profile is enticing but this profile + the ACL tear just isn't moving me. it's basically just rookie Rashee Rice off a major injury.

Facing the wrong way on the streetcar to establish dominance

Dan, in your first call, which I think is the first and last occasion you and I ever spoke: (1) you seemed upset that I had received and had released FBI whistleblower information about the pipe bomb investigation. (2) I informed you that your staff had threatened to criminally investigate my staff as retribution against me (for pipe bomb or Epstein activity?) (3) you threatened to personally finance a defamation suit against reporters on behalf of a suspect. Perhaps it was also a veiled threat to sue me. You said “those depositions aren’t going to fun for the people involved” or something like that. In any case, Deputy FBI Director shouldn’t be financing civil lawsuits against reporters covering cases the FBI is working on. (4) you said you were going to call every agent in and get to the bottom of the whistleblower issue. (5) you offered me a briefing but I was going to be tied up until at least 6pm on the Epstein files transparency act, so I asked how late i could get the briefing and you said you were going to leave the office at 5pm. (6) I asked you a few questions on the call and your answers indicated to me that you were perhaps less informed than me on some of the issues, or you were going to be less than forthcoming. A few hours after the call, I received and released new FBI whistleblower information regarding the all-hands meeting (which matched what you told me in #4 above), related to concern that the meeting was called to “out” the whistelblowers. Your second (attempted) call was the evening I achieved 218 signatures on the Epstein discharge petition and I had been busy thwarting Mike Johnson’s last ditch effort to derail the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Not sure why your call log shows 1:36am. You called me in the evening, maybe 8ish? note - my staff also had the unfortunate pleasure of receiving numerous late night calls on Signal from FBI staff telling them there was absolutely nothing in the Epstein case and that I should back off.

Not a good idea…

ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps. nbcnews.com/politics/natio…

@jessenewell In other words, they’re going to run Walker out of shotgun 95% of the time 🙄

@ayroned Curious how much you enjoyed the KKBB Shane Black experience

build the machine I’ll live in this one

ok. i've processed this a bit. and while I do genuinely feel for Duke fans, I also don't think it's so bad for them. The Yankees season is just getting started. the Lakers are looking playoff feisty. And the Cowboys own 8 picks in the coming draft. Lots for them to cheer for!

I’ve never witnessed a murder but I imagine it would look something like this.

@JoshNorris Brenen is all we need and more than we deserve

rest of WRs this week before we post rankings Carnell Tate Antonio Williams Omar Cooper Jr Deion Burks Skyler Bell Elijah Surratt Brenen Thompson Dezhaun Stribling Jakobi Lane who am I missing? Who are the Isaac TeSlaa's, Pat Bryant's and Tory Horton's of the class?

Dan Hurley started pimp walking to the handshake line.