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@rpondiscio Several 7/11s in Manhattan

Walked into an upscale Manhattan coffee shop yesterday. Asked for a large drip coffee. Place was empty except for three nice baristas. One said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're an online company" and explained how to order with a QR code. "Thanks," I said, and went next door to the 7-11.

@JohnLeFevre Did they wreck their car?

Tiger blew a 0.00. If you tested every private school drop off and pick up line in South Florida for all substances, you'd be arresting moms all day every day.

@RiggsBarstool Bad look. You should delete this. This ain’t it.

@GarysheffieldJr Do you know what the I in dui stands for?

If Tiger blew triple zeroes why is he being charged with a DUI?

@IredcapI @stoolpresidente But the story will be reported on. And barstool now doesn’t look like it’s for the common man. It’s for rich athletes.

@stoolpresidente Riggs has Tour access and a relationship with Tiger's circle. Killing a DUI story to protect that isn't editorial judgment, it's access management.

Why hasn’t Barstool covered the biggest story in sports??? Well this just came across my desk.

@michaeldweiss Trump gets played by Putin and Bibi. Where’s the 3rd one?

Assuming Vance’s people leaked this to distance him from a war deeply unpopular with his isolationist and conspiracist base, it also has the secondary effect of making Trump look a gullible moron.

@craigcartonlive @nickythegood @Mets That’s awesome. But do these ball parks have a good system in place to get to medical emergencies like this in a timely fashion?

Crazy story at yesterdays @Mets game - Guy in section 121 had a heart attack and his wife started frantically yelling for help or a doctor or nurse to come over - One random guy in the section who said he was neither started doing chest compressions and saved the mans life. Eventually paramedics showed up to take over and assist the fallen man. The hero went back to his seat, sat down and watched the rest of the game with zero fanfare or attention. He just wanted to watch the Mets win. When the game ended he walked out like nothing had happened. Don't know his name but he saved a mans life and is a hero.

@AriFleischer Oh you have an issues with Congress ceding power to Trump? Where ya been?

Notable to see a Member of the Senate cede appropriation decisions to the executive branch. Remember this next time you see Senator Duckworth at a No Kings Rally.

@jonnajarian Agreed. They work for us. Truth is they get feted in DC and on CODELS. They get used to all those perks.

Take all perks from Congress. This is a bribe, pure and simple. Make them wait in lines like the public and not get paid like TSA. There is NOTHING special about these people.

@HannahIamthest1 Rip off an old joke.

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago... While there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink. I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft ex-chairman, introduced myself and said... "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor?" "Yes?" he asked. "I’m sitting right over there," Pointing to my seat at the bar, "And I’m waiting for a very important client." "Would you be so kind, when she arrives, as to come by and just say, "Hi Tom"?" "Sure," Bill agreed, with a kind smile. I thanked him and went back to my seat... About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink, and we started to talk business. A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder... It was Bill Gates. "Hi Tom," he said. I looked up and replied... "For heaven's sake, Bill, not now, can't you see I’m in a meeting!" 🤣🤣🤣

@FanSince09 @jzux Any sense of the % decrease in calories consumed for most when they get on GLP?

@jzux You basically gave to remind yourself to eat protein- it’ll shrink muscle if you’re at a major deficit. People who have the sunken face etc aren’t eating enough protein and calories in general

@KennyGGee @DoraDuRoi @EWErickson @MAGAsoccermom MAGA folks believe everything their dear leader says. Zero critical thinking.

@DoraDuRoi @EWErickson @MAGAsoccermom Why can’t the guy who was actively trying to take Trump down also be redeemable and given another chance. Or does that only apply to actual criminals

Two weeks ago, I mentioned the problems with CPAC. The head of CPAC, Matt Schlapp, has been accused multiple times of inappropriate sexual behavior towards other men. Undeterred from running the Conservative Political Action Conference, Schlapp has invited Steve Bannon on stage. Bannon was one of Jeffrey Epstein’s friends and attempted to rehabilitate Epstein’s image. Now CPAC is announcing Todd Chrisley will be at CPAC. If you don’t know who that guy is, he got sentenced to twelve years in prison for tax evasion and then got pardoned by Donald Trump. Before all that, he was a reality TV star. The “C” in CPAC is now best represented by the world “clown” than as any semblance of a conservative institution. ewerickson.substack.com/p/reaping-the-…

@ChicksInTheOff Didn’t Alix admit to using accutane and forming lots of money on procedures. Her endorsed products ain’t gonna be effective. Why shill for this?

We cannot wait to try Alix Earle’s new skincare brand Reale Actives 👏

@b4nkruptor @StefinDC @DeanSr1164 @JudiciaryDems Kagan very well qualified for Supreme Court. Not very well qualified to serve as a trial judge. Hope this helps.

@StefinDC @DeanSr1164 @JudiciaryDems Not a single instance of anything you just said had anything to do with conducting a trial. Screech louder, cunt

Sen. SCHIFF: Have you tried a case to verdict? Trump nominee: I worked on a bench trial and handled seven as a clerk. Schiff: The judge handles trials. Were you lead counsel? Nom: No. Schiff: Your trial experience is as second or third lawyer on one bench trial? Nom: Yes.

@EmbassyGuyana She Don’t give a f. Why should she? She’s corrupt but her boss is too.

Kristi Noem held a meeting with His Excellency President Irfaan Ali and Guyanese government officials to reaffirm the enduring U.S.-Guyana partnership. Their discussions focused on joint efforts to disrupt cartel and transnational criminal activity, strengthen border security, discourage illegal immigration, and promote economic opportunity. Thanks to the Trump Administration's leadership, we are building a safer, more secure, and more prosperous future in our region. Photo Credit: Office of the President

@StuartFeiner @stoolpresidente @Return_Of_RB Il mulino way too nice for Rico.

on my families eyes IL MULINO in the village and its not even close. I will treat for all and I will come in to add intensity to the stream. West Villiage. Best bread, parm, ANYTHING. When I spent $10,000 and treated the new york barstool office years ago, it was from there. @dani_caten

And not to complicate it but I’d like spectacular garlic bread as well. It’s me and Bosco’s pregame meal Friday Night. @Return_Of_RB says he knows everybody. This is what I want.

@nickwatts @UncleChrissy44 I’m 45. I had 4 beers / 3 vodka sodas / 2 glasses of red wine last night. I’ve felt like shit literally all damn day.

@UncleChrissy44 Not bad at all If you’ve seen any of my other videos you’ll know that this is one of the healthier ones I’ve done considering my body had a lot of time to process the alcohol lol

Drinking Across America 🇺🇸 I attempted to have a drink in as many states as possible in 1 day 🍻

@danielgothits Amazing they let poors live there. Absurd.

every luxury rental building in NYC has the same reviews "great amenites and location but 20% of the units are affordable housing and residents smoke weed in the hallways, also packages sometimes get robbed and someone got shot earlier this year"

@isaac_saas Where should this person live?

We listed our old house for rent 3 days ago. This morning I got my first ever call from a potential tenant. My very first one. I wish I was joking. "Hi, I have a couple questions about your listing." "Ok, fire away..." "I have an ongoing medical malpractice case and was wondering if it was okay if I pay the whole year up front because I'm not working." "Umm.. yeah, I think that would be ok? I don't see why not... I'm guessing that's why you're not working? If it's confidential, that's fine, just curious..." "Yeah, that's why... it has to do with my foot and I can't work." "Ok, what other questions do you have?" "Do you have any dog restrictions? We have a 10 year old pitbull... she's my childhood dog... she's so sweet... never had any issues with her." "Ummm... I think the HOA has restrictions on that breed." (Idk if they do, I just made that up) "Ok, just let me know. Next question. I do have a felony on my record for vehicular manslaughter. The person survived and ended up with only a broken collarbone... and umm... my dad would be living with me, he's my caregiver, he also has a felony on his record but he already did his time. It was his first felony and will be his last felonly." "Umm..." "Yeah... I know it's a lot going on but I don't have any evictions or anything... but I did break a lease when I was 18 because I'm a single mom and well, um... some things we're going on and I was just in mommy mode... but I'm about to pay all that off once I get this medical malpractice money." "Umm... we have a few other applications we're going to review and I'll get back to you." I think I'm going to sell the house.

@cpappis @SullyCNBC Why is IAH particularly bad?

@SullyCNBC Any way to get average or median wait times (by hour from 5 AM to 9 PM) for the largest 100 airports? Would be more informative than anecdotes. Also; hearing SFO is normal because they outsource TSA there??? How prevalent is that and how is it decided?

Have considered Dallas or San Antonio. Prob longer all-in trip than Houston but maybe more sane than 3-5 hours standing in a line.