Jasper Claret
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Jasper Claret
@LamarraJam
Fingers in the mince Fingers in the mince Hey ho my hands are cold Fingers in the mince
Katılım Nisan 2023
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God this was really her main character moment huh? You forgot to specify which genre!
TONY™@TONYxTWO
🚨New footage shows Renee Good DANCING in her vehicle while blocking the road waiting for ICE agents to pull up She was literally thrilled to be impeding on what they were doing INSANE!!
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On you go then, hen. Let’s see you “fight”. Or is sitting in your car screaming at a wee camera it?
Brandon@LibOrNormal
Best screenshot wins!!
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@ArchRose90 X bullies him relentlessly and it’s giving him flashbacks to his school days. He has been desperate for any angle to ban it.
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Just listen to this the anger from Keir Starmer over Grok, X and Elon Musk.
I’ve never seen him get this animated when discussing illegal migration or Pakistani rape gangs. Both of which are a much larger danger to women and girls.
He only finds the energy when it’s convenient.
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Michael, who has cerebral palsy, secretly learned to walk while his father was serving in combat.
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@ccmembersonly @GoodAmericanMan Shoulders are internally rotated, how your hands naturally rest when you stand still is actually a good indicator of that
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@CharlotteCGill Damn. Same here but that’s the reason I can’t stop.
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I like it TOO much
Martyn Egerton@EgertonMartyn
Genuine question. Why did you give up alcohol?
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@jeff_gorrill @talkingbottom @andycrane64 I’ll have a listen. I’ve just been down a rabbit hole of breaking bad influence by a channel called RoseTintedSpectrum. So good.
youtu.be/hXqIMYA-T_0?si…
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@LamarraJam @talkingbottom @andycrane64 Andy has an entertaining weeknight show at 10pm on Greatest Hits radio.
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If you enjoyed Rik earlier in a snippet of George’s Marvellous Medicine, here he is in the Broom Cupboard with @andycrane64 , offering the watching children advice on exactly who to poison.
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@rickygervais @ForenseekCrime People have a lack of gratitude, these days.
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@ForenseekCrime I meant you don't appreciate the fact that I took time to sincerely answer your question.
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@normposter @TheOmniLiberal What kind of man calls himself Destiny?
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What the hell was this? We only saw this thing like one time. People act like this was a covid thing but I never saw anyone else wear one during covid. Did this guy make this fucking thing personally as like some kind of escape pod?
Future Moldovan Citizen Fan@CommonSentiment
Today, we remember this historic image, one of the gayest most pathetic and silly displays we have ever witnessed. Happy January 6th, a day of high comedy and possibly the funniest day of all time.
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I mIss my . Grandmother. Gentle woman,,she HAD SOME SECRETS. One child by the neighbor man. Not revealed til after dead,,,I should have spent more time with her. Regret,,maybe my grandchildren will not make same mistake? Hopeful. CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER
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@CountDankulaTV Have you smelled your balls off your fingers yet?
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That's me on 1 month of not smoking.
Pros : I can smell things again.
Cons : I can smell things again and I play Magic The Gathering.
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@Howlingmutant0 @brodotgif 15$ a man under the Queensboro bridge
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tweeting something like this should carry a court-ordered sentence of mandatory suicide. like you should be required, by law, to kill yourself
Wylfċen@wylfcen
Fun fact: Venezuela has six million women of childbearing age. Most of them are desperate for money. If we employ them as surrogates, we could easily make 60 million more Americans in one generation, and fight poverty in the global south.
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