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@axorfn @P1N0C_FN2 @f0eu51162 @ShiinaBR They're good at a special version of the game that only they seem to play.

@LaughingG0d @P1N0C_FN2 @f0eu51162 @ShiinaBR so pros aren't good at the game

Competitive players who were disqualified for using "Drop Calculators" will have the disqualification removed from their record They will NOT be able to return to the FNCS tournament, as the lobbies have already been filled with new players following their disqualifications.

@axorfn @P1N0C_FN2 @f0eu51162 @ShiinaBR None of the counters the original point that if someone needs to use third party apps to gain an advantage, they're not good at the game.

@P1N0C_FN2 @f0eu51162 @ShiinaBR no. there was a specific new program that not many people even knew about from the creator of dropcalc that would automatically calculate the best drop without any human input. that's the one that got banned because it accesses game files. the normal dropcalc requires human input

@MISSSIX @FightWithMemes Because not all of us are stuck up twats with no sense of humor.

@FightWithMemes How does ANYONE think that is remotely funny?

That girl's smile... She knew the beast that she was unleashing. 😂

@theAndrewHersh @Itsayscomedian @FightWithMemes (Good) dads have been doing that for generations. Bluey did not start it. Not by a long shot.

@Itsayscomedian @FightWithMemes nah the whole idea of ridiculous “modes” that kids can activate and the parents have to do stupid over the top stuff

If you walk away $10,000 richer than you went in, yes you owe taxes on that $10,000. That's how it has always been. But if you Start with $5000, go up to $15,000, then go back down to $5000, you don't owe taxes on that $10,000 that you "won" because you also claim your losses and they offset (+$10000-$10000=$0 tax burden). However, NOW, if you start at $5000, go up to $15,000, and then go back down to $5000, you can only claim 90% of your losses, so even though you broke even and walked away down to the dollar that you walked in with ($+10,000-$10,000), now you owe taxes on $1000 of that (Because you went +$10000 but can only claim -$9000, leaving the remaining +1000 for your tax burden). That's the change.

@babybeginner If you win 10000, why not owe taxes on the 10000?

You go into a casino. You go up a little and down a little. At the end of the day you lost $10,000 and then got it back. You walk out having won nothing. You broke even. But now you owe taxes on $1000. Seriously. That’s the new tax law.

There are three options: Apples Oranges Mixed If you pick Oranges and pull an orange, you know that's the mixed box. But what happens if you pick Oranges and pull an apple? Could be Mixed or could be Apples. You actually *have* to pick Mixed. If you pull an apple, you know it's the apple box. Which means the box labeled Apples must be oranges. And the Oranges box must be mixed.

@MercuriusFilius Simple - 3 boxes, we know that they're all incorrectly labeled. So you cannot pick Mixed, you must choose one of Apples or Oranges first to determine the mixed. If you pull Oranges in Oranges bucket, that is your Mixed. Apples = Oranges Bucket and Mixed is Apples

How would you answer this common Goldman Sachs interview question?

@KelTjorson @Arbutex_ @MercuriusFilius "they're all incorrectly labeled"

@Arbutex_ @MercuriusFilius “If I pick an orange from the box labeled Oranges, that can’t be the box with oranges”

@nakedjockman Perfectly Popcorn? The stock that's hit new all time lows every single month for over a year? All time high of $238 but currently sits at $1.00 flat? Lol. Moron.

It’s such a breath of fresh air to see the GME folk attacking each other now over Ryan Cohen instead of focusing on Adam Aron and AMC. No wonder the kitty brothers are moving toward perfectly popcorn.

@BLABERNOUN @TomatenSindEww @Arthur84554000 @GoldTouchAustin @grok The price per vbuck has gone up. That's all that really matters.

@TomatenSindEww @Arthur84554000 @GoldTouchAustin @grok No? The prices stay the same but you get less vbucks, sure if you wanna get say 1000 vbucks you’ll have to buy atleast two of the 800 vbuck packs, it still remains the same price

@Goatlise_ @zahdiya @Math_files 230-110=12??

@zahdiya @Math_files No. Its 230 - 0.5*220=230-110=12=5!

@DennisFDonovan @gnuman1979 6, 7 go down to 5*

That's not how this works.

@sacredtree9 @currentiyke @grok Technically Grok is correct. The clip is mirrored for copyright purposes. The only rage bait is whatever you've dreamed up to be mad about at any given moment.

@currentiyke @Grok Did the name tag on the uniform of the character that Tom Cruise played really switch from one position to the other? Or is this a suspected 'rage bait' alteration? 🤔

One of the best Tom Cruise movies

Because Byrd renounced the KKK and his involvement with them as "the greatest mistake of [his] life" and his actions in the decades after his self-removal confirmed that this wasn't just words. He remained a conservative, but recognized the error of his youth, and learned and grew from those mistakes. We should all have the personal insight and ability to do the same.

@rcc @MAGACult2 @SirGimmis Then why did Joe Biden eulogize at a major person of the KKKs funeral?

And this is why they hate us. Because we don’t put up with any of their machine indoctrination synthetic BS. Tell me I’m wrong salty goat. I’ve been calling your ass out for years.

@FishingOnSaturn @Mark___Taylor For fiction, my favorites are Incarnations of Immortality by Piers Anthony and basically anything in the Drizzt or Forgotten Realms (specifically the Dark Elf Trilogy by RA Salvatore and the Avatar series (multiple authors) forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Avatar_se…

@Mark___Taylor I thought I was liberal in the past and I read a lot of those books and thought they were pretty average. I’ve only ever really enjoyed non-fiction books. Any suggestions for quality fiction books.

Libtards will read the most mainstream books, many required reading in government schools, and think they picked up forbidden esoteric knowledge.

@stevenwiza @Searly1981 @Sassafrass_84 Not everybody lives in the USA, moron

@Searly1981 @Sassafrass_84 I don't know. I guess I'm stupid. Oh, by the way, realize is spelt REALIZE not REALISE.

And to this day, nobody in Congress talks about it. Why did Obama send this money to Iran? Obama needs to be thoroughly investigated. Give him the same treatment President Trump received.

@Sgtdubie @Jaws2481 @nakedjockman @MustangMan_TX Sure man. Because it's not like school districts have already banned The Great Gatsby and Peter Pan and Captain Underpants? Oh, wait, they have.

@Jaws2481 @nakedjockman @MustangMan_TX Nobody is canceling books… they’re just saying ‘maybe we shouldn’t put the penthouse forum and playboy magazine in the grade 3 school library’…

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON??? Is this guy in this picture OK with you?? Someone’s story: “To my neighbor who thinks mowing the lawn SHIRTLESS in a family neighborhood is totally normal. I've already contacted the authorities. This isn't a beach. It's not a gym. It's a residential street where families live and kids are outside all the time. I don't care if it's 90 degrees out - PUT A SHIRT ON! Basic standards and common courtesy still exist for a reason. Broad daylight. Front yard. Acting like this is completely acceptable behavior” Then he asks: “Am I crazy for thinking there should be at least some level of decency in shared spaces, or are we just throwing social norms out the window now? your thoughts?”

Apparently not. Marriage license is not listed anywhere in the act as an allowed method for confirmation of your identity. Passport works because it confirms your citizenship. Birth certificate and photo ID are required together to prove that the person on the ID (you) was born in the US. But if you have a photo ID that doesn't match your birth certificate, you're fucked, because nowhere in the SAVE Act does it provide a method (such as a marriage license) to confirm that you've had your name legally changed. “(5) A valid government-issued photo identification card issued by a Federal, State or Tribal government other than an identification described in paragraphs (1) through (4), but only if presented together with one or more of the following: “(A) A certified birth certificate issued by a State, a unit of local government in a State, or a Tribal government which— “(i) was issued by the State, unit of local government, or Tribal government in which the applicant was born; “(ii) was filed with the office responsible for keeping vital records in the State; “(iii) includes the full name, date of birth, and place of birth of the applicant; “(iv) lists the full names of one or both of the parents of the applicant; “(v) has the signature of an individual who is authorized to sign birth certificates on behalf of the State, unit of local government, or Tribal government in which the applicant was born; “(vi) includes the date that the certificate was filed with the office responsible for keeping vital records in the State; and “(vii) has the seal of the State, unit of local government, or Tribal government that issued the birth certificate.

@mmadkerk @shadeycat247 @wilsonhlthcoach I did read it.

When I got married, I went to the Social Security office and showed them my marriage license. They changed my name on my SS card. I took that same marriage license to the DMV. They changed my name on my license. What did it cost me? About $8. Easy. I don't understand how some people aren't getting this.

@RobQuint2 @sizzle_sarah @elonmusk I didn't say Democrat. I said Conservative. white supremacist, anti-immigrant, pro-Confederate... the Know Nothings were absolutely Conservative. I'd go as far as to say they were the spiritual precursor to MAGA itself.

@LaughingG0d @sizzle_sarah @elonmusk Booth was a member of the Know Nothing Party which had nothing to do with the Democrats.

Literally the same party

@sizzle_sarah @elonmusk

@YCantWeBFrendz @Joy850820211698 @EricLDaugh @grok Why you lyin?

@Joy850820211698 @EricLDaugh @grok No. Didn’t happen.

🚨 BREAKING: The Fake News has just been caught red handed LYING that JD Vance got booed at the Olympics in Milan, Italy Turns out, video proof shows the crowd ROARED and the cheers were even louder than for Italy 🔥🔥🇺🇸 They’re DESPERATE.