Laura

Stockport Hat Museum being referenced on SNL wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card.

@ffionmarie1999 @InPostUK Did they lie and say that the courier reported nothing to collect? Because they’re blaming non collections on customers.

@InPostUK dropped off a number of parcels in my local store over 5 days ago and still havent been collected by a driver??

@DiscountyGame when does it unlock in the UK on Steam?! I waited for 11pm here and it still says 16 hours 😭

@easyJet what is happening with EZY2051? I’m due to depart on EZY2052 from Rhodes today and it looks like I may never get to leave at this rate?

I’m no wrestling fan, but this main event feels like watching two old dudes fighting outside a Wetherspoons at 1am.

I honestly don’t know what I did in this or a previous life to deserve the last 12 months, but CHRIST. Give me a break.

I think Billy, Dave and Jeff are some of my favourite #MAFS boys ever.

Having someone you love so much, so wholeheartedly, that you spoke to every single day, be ripped away without even an ounce of notice is indescribable.

It’s my birthday in 30 minutes and the realisation that mum won’t wish me happy birthday ever again is heart-wrenching. I’ve spent the evening with dad planning her funeral and I just want to wake up from this bad dream now. This is the worst pain I’ve ever felt.

My entire world has been ripped apart in the last 36 hours, and I’ve never felt lonelier. How is it even possible to keep it together for the people you love when it feels like your heart and brain are being torn in two?

#TheApprentice is our annual reminder that being rich and ‘successful’ is purely down to luck and arrogance, rather than ‘hard work and determination’👌

My 70 year old mum has been admitted to Macclesfield hospital for sepsis, and she’s been sat in a ‘holding area’ on a drip for nearly 24 hours waiting for a bed. Called the PALS team, is there anything else I can do?!

#JamieOliver’s £1 meals…. Only 85p per portion!* *if you’re cooking for 12 people, and you’re willing to make your own cheese.

Got my eyes tested this morning as I’ve been getting horrific eye strain recently. Turns out my eyesight is perfect and I don’t need glasses, but I have muscle weakness so of course I ended up spending hundreds on some Saint Laurent blue light filter glasses for work 😅

We’ve passed the £580 mark for everything in the first 11 days of the @Selfridges advent calendar! 14 days to go and I’ve not had a single thing yet that I won’t use - absolutely banging value for money.

@VintageMrHobbes By any chance was it a ‘challenger’ FinTech company?

She doesn't appear to have a twitter account at least

Someone sat next to me on the tube on their laptop typing up a restructuring/redundancy plan with the name of the organisation and people in plain view. Why are people this stupid?

Hot Frosty might be my film of the year. Yes I said it.

Just started Hot Frosty and I already know I’m going to love it.

Maura is, as expected, one of the best people they’ve ever had on #ImACeleb

@peepvato @Sleep_Token @TicketmasterCS @TheCoopLive That would be perfect if possible please!

@LauraTimmins @Sleep_Token @TicketmasterCS @TheCoopLive I can swap my seats for your standing if you want block 302 next to stage row B?

I need to sell or swap my 2x standing tickets for @Sleep_Token on Tuesday in Manchester for seated tickets as I’ve broken my foot. @TicketmasterCS @TheCoopLive won’t help as I bought them as resale through the TM app. Pls help! #sleeptoken