Lady Blorp

i simply make too many involuntary noises to return to society

@kcdanger May I also recommend: youtube.com/watch?v=MndtFr…

wtf do I need to watch dynasty

@moshespern @NYCMayor ok Sperm

@NYCMayor Interesting that you didn’t mention your office to combat antisemitism, why is that? Do you even know how to locate it? Because we sure don’t! Your actions are leading to this!! So you cannot fool us with these words….

I am horrified and angered by the swastikas painted on homes and synagogues in Queens, including on a plaque honoring survivors of Kristallnacht. This is not just vandalism — it is a deliberate act of antisemitic hatred meant to instill fear.

There is no place for antisemitism in Queens or anywhere in our city. I stand in solidarity with our Jewish neighbors. Their safety, dignity, and belonging are non-negotiable.

The NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force is investigating and I am confident those responsible will be held accountable.

my therapist told me she's proud of me, which i can only assume feels akin to doing a rail of cocaine

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach. The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

if Jamie Ding ever gets canceled, i will kill myself

Would anyone else here be fine with Elon Musk being charged with 518,428 counts of Negligent Homicide?

@skyler_higley I always thought she went into real estate.

I deserve to know what happened to Dawn at the end of Mad Men!!! They never tell us!

@_sorrengailll im tired

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

@SheevTalks remembered what? are they dating or something?

My brain was like “oh have they done a movie together before? oh that’s cool, i should-” and then I remembered.

@primetateHQ is that why you have that weird rash on your chest

I don’t sleep with vaccinated women.

being "faith led and wealth oriented" means "i beeeeeeliiieeeeeeve i should be rich"

true! it has many benefits, such as Feeling Great and Being Cool

@__apf__ My dad always told me it translated like "streetwalker style" and it was what sex workers used to make at the end of the night because it was quick and satisfying after a long night's work

at lunch I had pasta puttanesca and I thought, surely that doesn't mean "whore pasta." it must be a funny Italian/Spanish cognate. but actually it turns out it really does mean whore pasta

@SenTuberville This is a vile and racist post. Resign.

The enemy is inside the gates.

it is outrageous how differently he reacts to male journalists. White men, please keep throwing yourself in front of this big saggy bullet, it'll go "uuhhhh i dunno" every time

@naomirwolf girl, what?

Random juice jar on the Gracie Mansion table. Mayor's wife with exposed navel on what is supposed to be a very important Muslim holy day (and holy breaking of the fast). Islam sees modesty in dress as being linked to spiritual purity. More physical chemistry between these two than this newlywed and her husband. Everyone on this administration's calendar happens to revile both Jews and America. None none none of it adds up.

@shepuchibhaji Festen

hi can anyone recommend a movie that will emotionally destroy me I want to be sobbing uncontrollably and questioning my existence

how did women who used hat pins not stab themselves in the head every day

@covie_93 @JohnFetterman I don't think he's sacrificing his values, I think the brain damage really changed him and his personality. It has happened before.

Hey @JohnFetterman notice how Zohran Mamdani works with trump to help his constituents WITHOUT sacrificing his values or making 10 daily appearances in right wing media attacking Democrats???

@KatieMiller That already happened.

JUSTICE FOR IRYNA.