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Moïse le Fixeur

@Le_Fixeur

Prof. FLE, FOS, FLS, chercheur & fixeur chez @AwesomeFixers

Kampala, Ouganda Katılım Haziran 2011
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Moïse le Fixeur
Moïse le Fixeur@Le_Fixeur·
In Africa, we have a proverb: “When you throw a stone at a pack of stray dogs, the dog that whines the loudest is the one that was hit by the stone”. How this proverb is interpreted is entirely each one's business.
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Ola
Ola@Olamilekan4275·
He’s someone who has lived for over 200 years—not because he is long-lived, but because he possesses the ability of infinite rebirth.
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Ella😍
Ella😍@Elladeyforyou·
This kind of love >>
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KACHI 🎎
KACHI 🎎@Kachidey4you·
The Doctor inserted a chip to her face and the transformation was crazy
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AwakenWith-Chi
AwakenWith-Chi@AwakenChirp·
For all the Black folks who shame honoring our ancestors—this one’s for you.
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Okene
Okene@yesjustkenny·
For thousands of years, the demons had gone unfed until tonight.
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AwakenWith-Chi
AwakenWith-Chi@AwakenChirp·
A Christian’s take: My biggest problem with Christianity.
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Small girl 🙈 big God 💪
Anytime my husband and I fought, I stopped cooking. I didn’t care if he had eaten or not. I would just make food for myself and leave him to sort himself out. He never argued. He would simply order food or fix something for himself. I’d only resume cooking when I was calm again. Then one month, we had another fight… and as usual, I didn’t cook. The month ended, and he still sent my allowance… Plus the full foodstuff money like he always does. He even sent the money he had promised my dad. I was surprised. I asked him why he would still send food money when I hadn’t been cooking. He simply said, “Because it’s my responsibility.” I felt so ashamed. That was the last time I ever did that. Now, even when I’m upset, I still cook for him. And I’ve noticed something… Most of our quarrels don’t even last anymore. Somehow, we always end up talking things out while eating. Small things like this save marriages.
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Typical African
Typical African@Joe__Bassey·
Reimagination of some famous Nigerian sculptures as real humans using AI.
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BigEyeUG
BigEyeUG@BigEyeUG·
I paid my own dowry - Anne Kansiime
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AFRICAMUSTBEFREE!!!!!!!
AFRICAMUSTBEFREE!!!!!!!@engrICO2015·
Guys this is how healthy and fertile sperm looks like . Actively searching for food ! Lol haha Try to check up today to know your status
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AFRICAMUSTBEFREE!!!!!!!
AFRICAMUSTBEFREE!!!!!!!@engrICO2015·
Some men are not alive 😭 watch
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Daily Monitor
Daily Monitor@DailyMonitor·
.@gawayategulle: We even joke about it. “Which colour of drone would you like to come pick you up?" "I'll send you to learn a new language in some basement." And we roar with laughter, and pass the joke around. And when some of these captives, whose stories are public knowledge, get into court, the magistrates and judges, fully aware of every detail of their stories, quickly remand them. They ignore their pleas for justice. They ignore the clear provisions of the Human Rights Enforcement Act bit.ly/3Oq69aZ #MonitorUpdates
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Ernest-001⚓💫💫
Ernest-001⚓💫💫@Ernest1588761·
So don't try to guilt trip me with your Messiah's death, as it has nothing to do with me. If not for my ancestors who fought for my freedom, who knows, perhaps I might still be in physical chains.😑
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
A man marries a woman, 2 years into the marriage, the woman decides to run away. She initiates a divorce. The man ignores her, then he rebuilds himself and then decides to marry another younger woman. Then, later, the first woman returns to create a narrative and seek cheap social media attention. She should accept she lost. Shaming a younger woman simply because she replaced her is bottom-of-the-barrel behaviour. Deranged women make stupid decisions after listening to divorced women in their WhatsApp groups, then, when the man regains his compass, they sneak back seeking petty drama and chaos.
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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_p·
Deep!
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Dr. God Abeg ooo
Dr. God Abeg ooo@josh_uglyasf·
Women who said they would beat a man in a fight had the opportunity to prove it and this is how it went down
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸@MikeBales·
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office, and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
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The married man
The married man@marriedmn·
If you choose a working woman, you have to accept that she can't handle the house full-time. If you choose a housewife who can take care of you and manage the home completely, you need to accept that she doesn't make money. If you choose a submissive woman, you must accept that she depends on you. If you choose to be with a brave woman, you must accept that she is tough and has thoughts of her own. If you choose a beautiful woman, you have to accept that she has expenses too. If you choose to be with a great woman, you must accept that she is tough and firm. No woman is perfect. A woman has her own good thing that defines who she is and makes her unique.
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